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(16,185 posts)what materials his tie is made of?
Brainstormy
(2,381 posts)MIXED fabrics, are you? The horror, the horror.
onethatcares
(16,185 posts)probably likes shrimp too.
DeadLetterOffice
(1,352 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)No, not that kind, the snow crabs that you boil and eat with garlic butter. I can eat a lbs. of those and leave nothing but shells.
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)TYY
Solly Mack
(90,787 posts)sakabatou
(42,174 posts)TDale313
(7,820 posts)Exultant Democracy
(6,594 posts)I would like to meet these Sorcerers.
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Warpy
(111,339 posts)and looking at that list, I'll be in good company.
The last people I want to spend eternity with are the prissy, pinched religious nuts who make everybody miserable while they buck for sainthood.
Amen, Warpy, Amen! You nailed it.
La Lioness Priyanka
(53,866 posts)Laf.La.Dem.
(2,945 posts)I am a TEN if "backsliders" is some kind of sex act
Nobel_Twaddle_III
(323 posts)Great Sunday morning post.
vlakitti
(401 posts)Lifelong Protester
(8,421 posts)party animals? Really?
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)sendero
(28,552 posts).... seems to be my number. Depending on one's interpretation, it could only go up!
11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)lark
(23,156 posts)I'm a 12 too!!
redwitch
(14,947 posts)I need someone to explain the backsliders thingie.
Solly Mack
(90,787 posts)Springslips
(533 posts)That puts me in double digits.
Jgarrick
(521 posts)scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)depending on whether one is using a literal or figurative definition.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,839 posts)Warren Stupidity
(48,181 posts)This all loving god who will torture your immortal soul for eternity if you fail to obey an endless spew of arbitrary rules and regulations.
Ichingcarpenter
(36,988 posts)what else?
Skidmore
(37,364 posts)I doubt he has time to do anything else except carry it around on his back.
nadinbrzezinski
(154,021 posts)damn, nine, not bad.
And this idiot will not get it when we say it... that is an honor sir. And he also missed a few.
Mz Pip
(27,453 posts)I don't know what a backslider is. So it could be higher.
scarletwoman
(31,893 posts)Agnosticsherbet
(11,619 posts)Being surrounded by great company with endless bouts of sex and inteligent conversation is as close to heaven as I can imagine.
dhill926
(16,355 posts)better change my fucking ways!
LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)TransitJohn
(6,932 posts)That guy doesn't like the Jungian other.
jaysunb
(11,856 posts)pscot
(21,024 posts)Gidney N Cloyd
(19,847 posts)Ruby the Liberal
(26,219 posts)But I tend to be hard on myself.
TeeYiYi
(8,028 posts)TYY
JHB
(37,162 posts)But that won;t help this guy who is guilty of violating the First Commandment.
Just because he slaps a "Jesus" name-tag on whatever it is he worships won't help him. Mr. O'Nazareth simply didn't come off as a spiteful bastard, and this fellow here will settle for nothing less than Lord Guanopath.
Ohio Joe
(21,761 posts)I love irony
As for myself, I stopped counting at 15
Funny, yes?
SevenSixtyTwo
(255 posts)but there are a few things not even on his list!
Vincardog
(20,234 posts)Arkansas Granny
(31,530 posts)I'm a little uncertain about the money hungry career pursuer part.
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)but I know a bunch of them and they're mostly good people, so does that count? Hell would be easier to take with them than heaven with this guy.
Same with Catholics, Muslims, Jews and the rest there.
For the rest of it, I've done it or agree with it, except maybe worshiping sports and jewelry too much. I know what a backslider is, but I'm not sure about "thankless idolator".
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)If I get that one, I'm a 12.
treestar
(82,383 posts)and we might be considered money hungry careerists on that, too. I'm not particularly rich or greedy but I might still qualify.
Treant
(1,968 posts)I gave myself "girly man" because I breed flowers, which I'm sure would earn this person's derision. That also got me "evolutionist" since I'm selecting for very specific genes, thereby forcing the species to evolve.
I need to add another one because I grow vegetables.
Oh damn, and another one because I just cursed.
SwankyXomb
(2,030 posts)I'm guessing everyone but him is going to hell, and he probably qualifies for at least a few.
JHB
(37,162 posts)John1956PA
(2,656 posts)Although I do agree with a few of the categories on the anathema list such as "two-faced church members" and "money-hungry career pursuers."
Fla_Democrat
(2,547 posts)But, with hard work and determination.... I think I can set a new PR by the end of summer......
doxydad
(1,363 posts)Where's the one on the sign for this sign holding ass bag that says 'Judge not lest you be judged? See you in Hell, you damned hypocrite!
Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)I love fake jewelry!!!
Iggo
(47,565 posts)Last edited Sun Apr 6, 2014, 10:13 PM - Edit history (1)
A lot of them were temporary (like parent-haters and Catholic...lol).
But still, I'm proud of my 22.
Wait! Is pride one? Then I got 23, yo.
EDITED TO ADD SPECIFICS:
1. whore
2. adulterer
3. porn-loving masturbator
4. alcohol drinker
5. pot smoker
6. drug-head
7. party animal
8. potty mouth
9. blasphemer
10. liar
11. gossiper
12. thief
13. rock 'n' roller
14. entertainment and sports worshipper
15. parent-hater
16. bitter person
17. prideful scoffer
18. god mocker
19. bible skeptic
20. atheist
21. evolutionist
22. pro-choicer
23. Mary-worshipping catholic
Kber
(5,043 posts)Although is it fair to count atheist AND Jewish?
name not needed
(11,660 posts)AngryAmish
(25,704 posts)Zorra
(27,670 posts)Coventina
(27,172 posts)See y'all there!
Kurska
(5,739 posts)Duppers
(28,127 posts)Vashta Nerada
(3,922 posts)I'm an evil, evil man.
bravenak
(34,648 posts)I expected to do better on this test.
tularetom
(23,664 posts)Besides, I only did it once.
tularetom
(23,664 posts)If I'm not afraid of going blind, why should I be ashamed to admit it.
Glorfindel
(9,734 posts)I'd love to be a dirty dancer, but I'm old, fat, and totally devoid of rhythm.
world wide wally
(21,754 posts)LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)sin-friendly heresy teacher is.
Iggo
(47,565 posts)It's my understanding an atheist can be a blasphemer, but a heretic's gotta be a believer.
I think...
Half-Century Man
(5,279 posts)To some one so intolerant, I think I would appear bitter (or at least angry).
What about Shintoists, Zoroastrians, or Pastafarian's? Are believers in "ancient aliens" condemned as well? What about those who believe in the healing powers of garlic? If you claim that a hot bath at the end of a long day is heaven, will you burn later?
Shrike47
(6,913 posts)chowder66
(9,080 posts)noiretextatique
(27,275 posts)i made it the fourth row
Aerows
(39,961 posts)Hell I quit counting after two of them.
OldHippieChick
(2,434 posts)like murderers? rapists? child molesters? wife beaters? These must be okay to this moron.
Madam Mossfern
(2,340 posts)but I don't believe in hell, so I can't figure out how that factors in.
B Calm
(28,762 posts)DesertDiamond
(1,616 posts)AngryAmish
(25,704 posts)No amount of lotion can hide your sin.
underpants
(182,879 posts)It cracks me up how they feel about Catholics. And Mormons too, I guess. I can picture these people in the 16th century condemning all who are not of their schism or sect.
blueamy66
(6,795 posts)yippee
cyberswede
(26,117 posts)Very sexist, I think a woman can get more points than a man. Then again, not surprised.
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)Ultraviolet Cat
(40 posts)Although I might qualify as a "girly man" by some, so perhaps 19.
Good thing I love my parents and that my career as a gangster rapper never took off - I have a feeling 20 might trigger some sort of earthquake!
handmade34
(22,757 posts)Hell awaits me... as I have no intention of abandoning many of my practices...
and while I think Jesus was really awesome...
AAO
(3,300 posts)Whore
Porn-loving masturbator
Alcohol drinker
Pot smoker
Drug-head
Party animal
Potty mouth
Rock n roller
Bible skeptic
Atheist
Evolutionist
Pro choicer
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)and it looks to me like you are scoffing pridefully.
Me too.
AAO
(3,300 posts)Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)AAO
(3,300 posts)brooklynboy49
(287 posts)Just a matter of a lil tweaking. And the biggie. I'm a Christ killer.
Nobody's perfect!
Edit -- I forgot to mention that I'm a solid 16
AAO
(3,300 posts)If he truly existed, he was probably the greatest philosopher and humanitarian of his time and a truly progressive human being. No matter what, the story of the old and new testaments are mostly myths, as far as I know.
Treant
(1,968 posts)if I include those things I would like to be, or wouldn't mind trying out some time, I'd score around 15.
Plus I got one or two ideas from this I have to go do. So 17.
AngryAmish
(25,704 posts)When I got to porn loving masturbators I thought I would be headinging into the twenties but the religious stuff kept me low.
colsohlibgal
(5,275 posts)I did go through it quickly, maybe I missed something but I'm definitely multiply on their you know what list.
Treant
(1,968 posts)I'm thinking I could knock two more of those off the list if somebody would give me a guide to where I should go.
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pedro27
(5 posts)Last edited Tue Aug 25, 2015, 12:40 AM - Edit history (2)
1. xHamster (the best one, when it comes to genuine amateur porn)
2. GayTube (if you like selfies and homemade porn, they seem to have the biggest collection)
3. http://mygaysites.com (big Gay porn sites list)
4. PornHub (Everybody prolly knows this one. One of the biggest Gay section there is.)
5. ManHub (The name says enough. )
AngryAmish
(25,704 posts)Helen Borg
(3,963 posts)AAO
(3,300 posts)I'm curious about the people that said 20 or more.
Iggo
(47,565 posts)AAO
(3,300 posts)* adulterer - totally forgot about this. It was a crazy one-time thing in my first marriage. It will never happen again
blasphemer - you can't blaspheme if you're an atheist.
* liar - well of course we all tell little white lies from time to time if you want to get technical.
gossiper - I don't gossip. I only pass information that had first been vetted by another person that I trust.
* thief - OK, but I got probation. (really didn't want to mention that - 36 years ago!)
god mocker - I wouldn't waste my time "mocking God". I have enough problems .
* = I admit to it.
Iggo
(47,565 posts)...but you gotta be a member to be a heretic. So I went with that.
AAO
(3,300 posts)Enthusiast
(50,983 posts)There ain't no hell anyway.
I'm certainly a potty mouth.
Blue_In_AK
(46,436 posts)ConservativeDemocrat
(2,720 posts)I think these people never read the Bible. Do they not know that the first miracle of Jesus was turning water into wine?
- C.D. Proud Member of the Reality Based Community
AAO
(3,300 posts)mountain grammy
(26,650 posts)cause, really? potty-mouths?
Oh well. Heaven for the music, hell for the company.
Louisiana1976
(3,962 posts)Leith
(7,813 posts)It would be 17, but I reject "whore." It means whatever the insult thrower wants it to mean (which is generally just having sex).
jtuck004
(15,882 posts)LumosMaxima
(585 posts)I would be in trouble if kooks like that were right.
cloudbase
(5,525 posts)I've work to do!
He's going to hell for misuse of apostrophes.
As Mark Twain said, "Heaven for the climate, hell for the conversation."
Piasladic
(1,160 posts)Galileo126
(2,016 posts)I hear Hell is hot this time of year.
I'll bring the ice bucket and beer!
Omaha Steve
(99,714 posts)K&R!
exboyfil
(17,865 posts)I live such a boring life. I am going with the actual sin - not what is in my heart (kind of in conflict with Christ's teaching). Two I would like to do something about. The other four (rock n rollers, Bible-skeptics, evolutionists, and pro-choicers) I plan to stay.
Not that I think the others are sins, I just don't drink or smoke weed. I would never think to commit adultery or visit a prostitute. I guess I could fit in to two-faced church members because I have not expressed my skepticism in church.
N_E_1 for Tennis
(9,778 posts)Hell is going to be a fun packed place. I can wait but what a reward.
VScott
(774 posts)desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
kath
(10,565 posts)kokobell616
(35 posts)There is a group that live the life of Christ. Good works. Salvation. Believers of the word. I'm just not sure they're Christians.
dragonlady
(3,577 posts)The half is for gossiping because I don't do it all that much.
JohnnyRingo
(18,641 posts)On the other hand, if heaven is full of self righteous snobs trying to out-Christian each other, I think maybe they'll be in their own personal hell.
No rock & roll in heaven?
Thanx for the warning. Sounds like heaven isn't what it's cracked up to be.
alterfurz
(2,474 posts)...although I will confess to being one of those high fullutent sophisticated swine who knows how to use apostrophe's(sic)!
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TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)"sophisticated swine" whatever the hell that is.
redwitch
(14,947 posts)I score higher on this list, at least a 10. Not sure about the high fullutent or sophisticted swine, I could be a 12.
DireStrike
(6,452 posts)Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)And it may be 1000 if I count all the "every other form of life that is contrary to the holy law of god".
Hip_Flask
(233 posts)... but an angry muslim lesbian pothead could take the lead any moment...
byronius
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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,192 posts)ybbor
(1,555 posts)No agnostic on the list, probably an oversight.
DiverDave
(4,887 posts)Man, I've never even HEARD of some of those
Aldo Leopold
(685 posts)I'll have to try harder, I see.
LiberalArkie
(15,728 posts)Scootaloo
(25,699 posts)MarianJack
(10,237 posts)PEACE!
RebelOne
(30,947 posts)madaboutharry
(40,220 posts)A badge of honor.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)I think this freak has marked out the entire human race.
DeadLetterOffice
(1,352 posts)2naSalit
(86,780 posts)No ankle-biters?
OilemFirchen
(7,143 posts)Wait... liars is there.
One, then.
Iggo
(47,565 posts)Aerows
(39,961 posts)Porn-loving masturbators, lesbians and alcohol drinkers I lost count because I was indulging in some fantastic memories.
Then I ate a ham sandwich. With cheese. While drinking a big glass of milk. Since I wasn't struck by lightning, I slipped into my night clothes that consisted of two fabrics, while thinking about how I will plant my three crops of tomatoes, cucumbers and tabasco peppers in the same field.
Rhythm
(5,435 posts)Paulie
(8,462 posts)Asshat with the sign should go have a talk with "Matthew"
Laffy Kat
(16,386 posts)I realized I'm not sinning enough to keep up with my fellow Du'ers. I promise to work on it. Where to start?
ananda
(28,876 posts)My question for this person:
What isn't a sin?
JEFF9K
(1,935 posts)... a group that regularly violates the Commandment about lying, and ignores most of the New Testament.
NOLALady
(4,003 posts)Grey
(1,581 posts)I'm going to have to work harder on some of them.
WillyT
(72,631 posts)PDJane
(10,103 posts)Thou shalt not enjoy thyself, and thee must obey what I say is said in the Bible.
This is the fundamentalist creed. Notably a lot of those things are done inside the church, which is interesting.
Nevernose
(13,081 posts)It's like this loony made a list of fun stuff and then decided that fun was bad.
shenmue
(38,506 posts)Wow.
Blue4u
(3 posts)Or maybe I SHOULD find him so I could start some shit. Cause, YIKES!!!
pa28
(6,145 posts)Last edited Mon Apr 7, 2014, 01:32 AM - Edit history (1)
I can't wait to see how hot hell is for those scumbags who scored a 20.
I'll laugh at them from my relatively cool perch of pretty bad sinners.
Edit: I guess I can change my ways and switch to things off the list. Things like murder, rape, assault, theft and extortion. Good to know~!
Blue_Tires
(55,445 posts)19 for me...
ismnotwasm
(42,011 posts)Which I'm not- so 14.
Hell has all the best sings
JEB
(4,748 posts)I guess I'm just a backslider.
tiredtoo
(2,949 posts)not sure, i don't like porn but i do like masturbating.
Demonaut
(8,926 posts)Warren DeMontague
(80,708 posts)But it depends on some definitions.
uppityperson
(115,679 posts)Iggo
(47,565 posts)I don't think a guy who would make that kind of a list has a statute of limitations, know'm say'n?
frogmarch
(12,158 posts)Well, 5, if I count my teensy tattoo.
I feel so left out and insignificant.
AverageJoe90
(10,745 posts)Self-pleasurer, a "potty-mouth", a rock n' roller, someone who accepts evolution as a basic fact, and a backslider.....yep, that's me, alright. How about them apples, Fundie fuckers? LOL.
donheld
(21,311 posts)Recursion
(56,582 posts)Jamaal510
(10,893 posts)So I'm assuming that they're talking about the 90s-type of rap, and not today's rap. Except for the underground scene, I haven't heard any artists rap about too much gang-banging stuff at all nowadays--it's basically just about money, sex, money, twerking, money, cars, getting high, getting drunk, and...did I say money?
P.S. My score was an 8.
Iggo
(47,565 posts)Will Smith is safe.
yuiyoshida
(41,861 posts)ASSHOLE. And in my opinion, that's what he is.
Oakenshield
(614 posts)Nothing says "I'm a really kind person" like proclaiming "Do as I do or suffer an eternity in HELLFIRE!!!!!"
Ikonoklast
(23,973 posts)Actually, that list looks a lot like a list of the people that get invited to the same parties I get invited to.
You know...people.
Orsino
(37,428 posts)How many points is "too lazy to read wingnut's bullshit sign"?
Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)And PROUD of it! Let's PARTY!
Liberal_in_LA
(44,397 posts)marmar
(77,091 posts)Rhiannon12866
(206,016 posts)Tom Ripley
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