LOL!! - Creationist Carl Kerby INSISTS Dinosaurs Were On NOAH'S ARK: They TOOK The Younger Ones

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Reporters need to ask every republican running for office if THEY believe dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark........



One of the founding border members of the Creationist organization Answers in Genesis believes that dinosaurs accompanied Noah on his Ark as the entire world was flooded by God. Speaking to Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association on Thursday, Carl Kerby insisted it wasn’t infeasible for the giant reptilian creatures to have been on Noah’s Ark. The self-described “creation scientist” said he had debunked the notion that two of every animal could not have possibly fit on Noah’s Ark. The Bible states that the boat was about 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 50 feet high, Kerby explained.

“I see some people that like to mock and ridicule, especially about the dinosaurs, how did they put the big old dinosaurs on there?” he said. “Well, I would suggest to you they didn’t take the big old dinosaur — they would have taken the younger ones. You think of a guy like me, if you’re going to go repopulate a planet, you’re not taking me with you. I’m old. My repopulating days are done. You take my son or my grandson. My grandson is a whole lot smaller than I am.”

Creationists believe that the Flood began approximately 4,359 years ago. Scientists have found that dinosaurs went extinct by the end of the Cretaceous Period about 65 million years ago.






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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/04/18/creationist-carl-kerby-insists-dinosaurs-were-on-noahs-ark-they-took-the-younger-ones/

[RKP5637]

1. I see dinosaurs walking around here all the time!

Oops, wait, I think it was republicans I saw! ... difference is hard to tell.

[eShirl]

10. actually, there are some in my backyard right now

they all have wings and feathers and are small enough to fit in my cat's mouth if she ever manages to get outside

[nadinbrzezinski]

44. I share my home with two of them

They had a program on science where they recreated the sound a T-Rex made, based on full jaw, harmonics and all that. These two ran for the safety of respective cages. They only have done that during quakes. I found it funny, but curious as well.

[RKP5637]

51. LOL! My kitty loved looking outdoors, but he wanted no part of it than to look. n/t

[intaglio]

2. Nah, they took the eggs

Then one day Mrs Noah made a big omelet ...

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5. Sounds like a Flintstone's episode....

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7. " Oh Crap, Was That Today?"...

[eShirl]

11. heh!

[Eleanors38]

53. In Florida, those are skinks.

[malaise]

30. Precisely

These semi-literate dunces grew up on Fred Flintstone

[JoePhilly]

16. I've had a creationist actually say that to me.

[randys1]

3. These are the people voting for Republicans

These are the people who want climate change to harm the planet and life, they are working to cause harm and death so the 2nd coming can occur.

Morons is such a mild word, because they are not just the stupidest people alive, they are the most dangerous.

[darkangel218]

4. Pretty pitiful

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[The Wielding Truth]

6. Gees. It's a wonder he can function in society with that logic.

[PCIntern]

8. Now they've got us arguing whether dinosaurs were on Noah's Ark...

so the assumption of course is that Noah's Ark existed in a corporeal form rather than as an allegorical story. That's how the line is drawn further and further to the Right...

On edit: I wanted to say a few other things, but I deleted them from my post. You don't need to hear this stuff from me.

[nadinbrzezinski]

47. Well it did exist

From the mother Babylonian myth, and nowhere close to the Biblical size. Just good enough for a few goats and chickens though.

[Skidmore]

9. Ah, the fetid regressive meanderings of the

twisted American prosperity Christian fundamentalist.

[underpants]

12. Next question - Do you BELIEVE that leprechauns on unicorns rounded them up?

And if so, will milita types protest their right to graze for free?

[Bandit]

14. Actually it was the fairies that did the rounding up, the leprechauns were busy hiding their gold.

[frylock]

37. i almost choked on some yogurt!

[onehandle]

13. He must mean birds. Birds are most of what's left of dinosaurs.

I saw that in this documentary called 'The Flintstones.'

[MohRokTah]

15. You couldn't fit a single pair of baby animals from 1/10th of the genera of land mammals...

in an ark of that size, let alone baby dinosaurs.

And that doesn't even get down to the species level.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

28. What did the obligate carnivores eat?

While A) on the ark, and B) until all of the herbivores had bred enough after the flood to become a food source?

[MohRokTah]

29. They ate straw because MAGIC! eom

[frylock]

38. Purina Dinosaur Chow

[Lasher]

17. This is almost as good as the occasional explosion of ignorance from Orly Taitz.

[Xyzse]

18. Yeah, and since Noah did not allow any one else in other than his family in there...

They all had massive incest between his sons, his daughters and wife.

Seriously, that makes my skin crawl far more than being evolved from a monkey.

[tazkcmo]

36. I asked

a question in my first, last and only Bible study group when I was a kid. It was about Adam and Eve populating the world.

When it did it stop being o.k. to have sex with your relative and become incest?

[frylock]

39. that was a whole lot of begettin' it on

[mylye2222]

19. The RW Idiocy have no limits!!!!!

[jberryhill]

20. The real trick was the kangaroos outrunning tigers to Australia when they landed

Obviously the polar bears and penguins flipped a coin to figure out which ones would head north and which ones would head south.

It was a heck of a walk for the penguins to get from Asia Minor to the Antarctic.

But it was pretty clever of Noah's family to hand out all of the various plant seeds to animals who were heading to different climates, so the animals could plant them along their route.

[underpants]

21. I think the thousands of bugs helped with the seeds to

Too not to

[Arugula Latte]

22. There must have been hundreds of thousands of beetles on that boat

as there are more than 400,000 separate species of those particular creepy crawlies.

So, that's a little hard to fathom, but otherwise the logic of Noah's Ark is airtight.

[TlalocW]

23. And Unicorns didn't make it in time

As shown in this cartoon by Charles Addams (Addams Family).



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[longship]

24. Nonsense! Everybody knows what made the dinosaurs go extinct.

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32. BWHAHAHAHAHA..

Where did they get the matches??

[wheniwasincongress]

25. Never take the young dinosaurs!

[Tikki]

26. Sorry dude…not a chance.

But it's all fun and games in your world….so.



Tikki

[NightWatcher]

27. So they ditched the line that god put fossils in the ground to test our faith?

I love how their Ultimate Truth changes every few years on a whim. Didn't just a year or so ago the Pope say to forget that whole no meat on Friday thingee?

When doctrine or dogma prove to hard or inconvenient to adhere to, mix it up a little.

[DefenseLawyer]

31. I still like that one best

Although perhaps the variant that the Devil put them there to fuck with us is even better.

[frylock]

40. between that and the whole Job episode, god comes across as kind of a dick

[NightWatcher]

43. reminds me of those guys who's into the 'two for flinching' game

ha ha, made you flinch, now I get to hit you again.

[Arugula Latte]

46. I'd go a bit further than "dick." I'd go with "mass-murdering psychopath."

[Tom Ripley]

60. +1000

[jmowreader]

49. The whole no meat on Friday thing ended long ago

They've reduced it to once a year...Good Friday is still a day of fish.

There's a burger chain in Washington and Idaho called Zip's that was founded by a Catholic in the 1950s, and their Friday special will always be fish and chips.

[Blue Owl]

33. I'm sure it all makes sense in his repopulation fantasies

[upaloopa]

34. For one thing dinosaurs would have eaten Noah and his family and all the other

animals. So there would only be dinosaurs left when the waters receded.
Plus Noah would have had to cut holes in the roof so the dinosaurs could stick their heads out causing the rain to come in and sink the ark.
Imagine trying to lasso one of those big terrana sore asses. You would need a long rope and some pretty strong guys to hold them down but who would bother to help Noah if they thought he had a couple of screws loose?

[jmowreader]

50. Noah, you don't understand

For one thing, God put all the apex predators in a state of suspended animation. Otherwise the world would probably be inhabited by tigers, not dinos.

Since he chose baby dinos, they fit on the Ark fine. The Bible wisely leaves out Noah's sons Larry, Curly, Moe and Shemp who were all eaten collecting the male tyrannosaur baby, and his sons Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo and Karl who were all eaten collecting the female. It turns out only God was allowed to wipe out whole families.

For some reason it also leaves out the part about being able to build a wooden ship that big with only hand tools without anyone noticing.

[Feral Child]

35. K&R

for the stupidity.

[nadinbrzezinski]

41. Dumb

[rrneck]

42. Just when you think performance art has run its course somebody comes up with something new. nt

[smokey nj]

45. He's wrong. Dinosaurs went extinct because they were

too big to fit on Noah's ark. I thought that was common knowledge. What a dumbass!

[LibertyLover]

48. Thank all the Gods

that his "repopulating days" are over. What a maroon!

[PumpkinAle]

52. Explains where the small brains

of the creationists comes from.

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54. There is a documentary about Don MacLeroy...

He was on the Texas Board of Education. The bulk of textbooks in this country were influenced by this man, and he believes that the earth is 6000 years old and that dinosaurs were on Noah's ark.

'The Revisionaries' is the name of the documentary - it's on Netflix.

Edited to add YouTube video of preview.

[SammyWinstonJack]

55. Definitely out where the buses don't run!

[zappaman]

56. That makes sense! n/t

[notadmblnd]

57. I think that Noah didn't take the little ones. I think he took their eggs

Then he made the women in the family sit on them for 40 days and nights until they hatched.

See? Anyone can make shit up.

[Warren DeMontague]

58. Seems legit

[WinkyDink]

59. So Noah had lemurs and wallabies and stingrays and bison and emus and tigers and reindeer and...etc.