Has anyone ever noticed this?

[Archae]

A lot of prophets or would-be prophets and religion founders say they will "return some day after they die."

And none of them do.

None.

[1000words]

1. Flying Spaghetti Monster returns each time I go to the Olive Garden

[quinnox]

2. Actually, Jesus supposedly did come back from the dead. But whether you believe it is up to you.

Because none of us were there.

[Tikki]

4. Well, we weren't there with the dinosaurs and we know they existed. They left evidence.

Now I know Jesus returning was a singular event; odds of material evidence is highly
unlikely.

But just because we weren't there doesn't mean something does or doesn't happen or exist.


Tikki

[Major Nikon]

5. The idea is that god killed himself so that he could then resurect himself

[Tikki]

6. I know nothing of religion.

Tikki

[Scootaloo]

7. To clear mankind of a curse that was his fault to begin with, but only if they ask nicely

[Major Nikon]

9. You certainly can't expect someone who is infallible not to correct their mistakes

[LittleBlue]

3. Buddha did it right

He doesn't return, but we all do!

[Boom Sound 416]

8. Mystery solved!

[seveneyes]

10. That is the best part of the trip