The Cave Dwellers forgot to bring Zorg his offering of welfare mothers and Obamaphones.

[Atman]

Seems like our stalker site has been down all day. Maybe they're downtown applying for government assistance to help keep them running.

[el_bryanto]

1. I would be outraged/relieved if I knew what the hell you were talking about. nt

[msanthrope]

3. An introduction.....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10024724014

[antiquie]

4. DUmmie FUnnies came up searching the MM post.

I wasn't aware of this guy.

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2014/03/what-is-posted-on-du-doesnt-stay-on-du.html
http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/

"What Is Posted on DU Doesn't Stay on DU"

[Coventina]

7. Wow!

How sad is someone's life that he would spend so much of it VOLUNTARILY watching those he loathes?

We seem to be occupying a large portion of his mind-space, rent free!

[Scootaloo]

76. One of our MIRT participated in a similar site

Also right-wing, also deeply racist, also obsessed with harvesting from DU and making up snarky little nicknames.

There's apparently a number such sites.. They're all mouthbreathers whose commonality is falling far below even DU's limp standards of decorum

[MineralMan]

14. Ha! I hadn't seen that.

All that attention. I should be flattered I guess...

[antiquie]

25. Shows you are taken seriously

and threaten his bubble.

[sabrina 1]

125. They are very fond of you that is true. I noticed that during the short period of time I spent

researching that cesspool, FR and a few other gutter sites in order to defend a DUer here who was under attack, both here and there ironically. Seems we have a few of them here from time to time who appear to coordinate their attacks on certain DUers. It was revealing to watch that coordination.

You sure gave them fodder for that post. Maybe take some advice, don't feed these people in the future. Most of us don't give a rat's ass what they say or think. Your admonition to Will is exactly what they feed on. I hope others will learn from that mistake.

Disgusting place, sick people, I can't imagine how anyone could spend years on sites like that, filled with hate and bigotry.

[msanthrope]

2. The goatfuckers' site is down? Ah...the poor goats. Google "goatfuckers" and the site name....

you'll see what I mean.

[MrScorpio]

5. Don't be mean now. Those guys don't fuck goats.

They make sweet LOVE to goats.

[msanthrope]

8. They are some goatlovin' bastards. nt

[MrScorpio]

11. And that's one of their more favorable features

Not to mention all of the goats that they share amongst themselves.

Sharing is caring.

[JHB]

29. That's their story. What do the goats say?

[Jamaal510]

179. BAAAAAAAHD. nt

[NuclearDem]

6. Wait, are you saying people on Conservative Cave fuck goats?

That's an awful thing to say, people on Conservative Cave fuck goats! Why, I don't know if there's proof that people on Conservative Cave fuck goats. I mean, I sure don't want to find out if people on Conservative Cave fuck goats, but it seems silly to imply that people on Conservative Cave fuck goats.

[msanthrope]

9. I don't say it...Google says it!! ! nt

[MrScorpio]

10. Yes, he's implying that the people on Conservative Cave fuck goats

I know that it's hard to conceive of the FACT that the people on Conservative Cave fuck goats. However, by saying it, we have to consider that there must be some overwhelming evidence that the people on Conservative Cave fuck goats. "Goatfucker" is an especially specific term which should be applied to the people on Conservative Cave fucking goats, if they're into that sort of thing.

Otherwise, we should hear from them on this matter. After all, it's been implied that the people on Conservative Cave fuck goats.

I'm sure that the goatfuckerati on Conservative Cave are impelled to defend their own honor, as they make sweet, sweet love to the goats caught up in all of the implications of goatfucking there.

[BainsBane]

17. Why would you wish such misery on goats?

Look at the little guy. What did he ever do to deserve that?

[darkangel218]

36. That looks like a sheep.

[Lint Head]

38. Sheep too!? Oh noooooooooooooos!

[BainsBane]

53. It's not.

It's a goat.

[darkangel218]

54. No it isnt. Its a sheep.

[BainsBane]

55. The picture is labeled as being a goat from Razor Family farms

Beyond that, I really don't care.

[Kali]

58. Pretty sure you are right

looks like a goat to me. So now the nurse is a livestock expert too?


Cavers just help sheep and goats over fences.

[BainsBane]

64. I'm vindicated

I'll take your word for it, given that you own a ranch.

I live in the city and always have. I depend on Google to tell me what critters are.

[VanillaRhapsody]

127. There's your problem according to Bundy...

damn city dwellers that won't pick the cotton!

[greatauntoftriplets]

67. This is a sheep!

[tblue37]

79. We posted the same pic at almost the same time! You must have posted

faster because posting pics is sometimes hard on my little Nook.

[BainsBane]

84. Irish flag = expertise on sheep

Because there sure are a lot of them in Ireland.

[darkangel218]

81. Yup.

[tblue37]

78. This is a sheep. That picture you call a sheep is a goat.

animalphotos.info/a/topics/animals/mammals/sheep/page/2/

[darkangel218]

80. It is a goat. I didnt see the horns on my cell.

Cavers like both I heard.

[greatauntoftriplets]

89. LOL, went with the same photo!

[msanthrope]

44. She, love..she. nt

[Lint Head]

37. Wait, did you imply that people on Conservative Cave fuck goats by implying that there is

goat fucking going on with people on the Conservative Cave? That "is" an awful thing to say, people on Conservative Cave fuck goats? You don't have proof that people on Conservative Cave fuck goats? Are you sure you don't want to find out if people on Conservative Cave fuck goats? That may convince someone who wants to know if people on Conservative Cave fuck goats that people on Conservative Cave fuck goats. That would be hard to believe.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

65. The goatfuckery will not stand man!!!!

Conservative Cave fucks goats and Brietbart had syphilis!

[darkangel218]

82. What is a breitbart?

A toilet type?

[ismnotwasm]

12. I thought it was well known the conservative cavers fuck goats.

There is actually an ancient picture, clearly of a conservative caver fucking a goat, I'm just not sure how appropriate it is to post here.

Conservative caver goat fucking has deep roots indeed. Ot at least roots.

[MrScorpio]

13. Not that I go to Conservative Cave...

But I've heard that Conservative Cavers are quite fond of fucking goats.

It's probably true that Conservative Cavers have a bias towards fucking goats.

You might even say that Conservative Cavers are in love with goatfucking.

After all, it's probably due to all of the people on Conservative Cave engaged in all manner of goatfuckery, that they have neglected to do what it takes to keep the site up and running.

But if the people on Conservative Cave are too busy fucking goats to care how the site is running, more power to them.

Love conquers all.

[ismnotwasm]

16. Conservative cave's love affair with goat fucking is the worst kept secret

Possible in the history of goat fucking. They are, from all accounts enthusiastic goat fuckers, and perhaps in their enthusiasm for goat fucking, forgot a crucial upgrade. After all, for the conservative caver, goat fucking takes precedence over politics

[Control-Z]

22. Now look what you've done.

You have forced me to post "goatfuckery" just to teach my phone this new word. It wasn't easy. My phone told me no at first and gave me a handful of other options. Goal fucker, got fucker, goat fucker. My favorite one - goat fuck era. But it's been a good teaching moment. My phone has learned this new word and successfully added it to my dictionary!

[msanthrope]

50. Knowledge is power. nt

[hrmjustin]

15. Lol. I was wondering why they were down.

And to think they can't start a thread on your thread. What the hell will they do with themselves now?

[BainsBane]

18. My guess is that MIRT is having to work overtime.

[hrmjustin]

19. That is probably true.

[Atman]

24. I think the site is down because it's the start of Conservative Goat Fucking Season.

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They're busy.

[libodem]

28. Justin

Don't make me mention the goats. You seem like such an innocent.

[Hekate]

113. "What will they do with themselves now?" ...

It buggers the imagination.

[intaglio]

129. Don't be silly

They only like female goats, though the reactionary spelunkers do find them a bit too independent minded for real men

[nadinbrzezinski]

20. You are right, it does not load

[Atman]

26. They'll have some exuse about tuning up the site or something.

Meanwhile, the deaf Ted Kaczynski dude and GoFuckyerself are gathering returnable bottles along the roadside, hoping to be able to pay the hosting bills.

[darkangel218]

42. LMAO!!!

[cordelia]

21. I feel badly for the goats fucked by the Conservative Cave goat fuckers.

Conservative Cave goat fuckers, or is it "goatfuckers" are a breed apart, aren't they?

Conservative Cave goat fuckers, or goatfuckers, are certainly interesting in their lack of compassion for humans who don't think like they do.

Maybe Conservative Cave goat fuckers, or goatfuckers, are so fond of the goats they fuck, they can spare no other emotion but for their goats.

Or, are Conservative Cave goat fuckers, or goatfuckers, even capable of emotion? Or do they fuck their goats based on some primal instinct?

Conservative Cave Goat Fuckers, Goatfuckers - might make a nice name for a band.

[obliviously]

23. Hmm, perhaps these conservatives

have gone underground

[MrScorpio]

40. I've heard that the folks on ConservativeUnderground fuck goats too

Allegedly, of course.

If you're going to tell me that you've also heard that the people on ConservativeUnderground are alleged goat fuckers as well, please write "ConservativeUnderground" in one word. We need to specify that we're discussing ConservativeUnderground and their alleged penchant for goat fucking like those people at the Conservative Cave, who are alleged goat fuckers too.

I hope that ConservativeUnderground makes a note that we're discussing all of the alleged goat fucking that goes on at ConservativeUnderground as well as all of the alleged goat fucking that goes on at the Conservative Cave.

Alleged conservative goat fucking, whether it be at ConservativeUnderground or the Conservative Cave has some pretty important distinctions, don't you think?

[bravenak]

27. I heard about the goat fucking going on with Conservative Cave, and i'm not surprised.

I've always suspected that conservative cavers fuck goats. It's sad really, koch and goats. They need obamacare, badly.

[Atman]

30. Sing along...

"Kochs fuck goats
and goats fuck Kochs
and little lambs eat Boehner!

Skiddely divey do, don't you?"

[pintobean]

33. Check my sig line.

That's now on every post I've ever made on DU3. It will show up in Google searches. Imagine if a bunch of us did that.

[Atman]

35. Me likey.

[MrScorpio]

46. I think that you should link your sig line to Conservative Cave's goat fucking site

After all, some other goat fucker may want to hook up with their goat fucking brethren on Conservative Cave, looking for tips about how to be a more effective conservative goat fucker.

[notadmblnd]

32. Well, you know what that means, don't you?

When they get back home, they'll be here.

[Atman]

39. Yes. And they get a thousand Conservative Cave Goat Fucking hits for it.

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And we'll get to hear all the usual comments from the usual goat fuckers, and they'll call everyone out by name with the usual lies and disinformation commonplace among people who fuck goats (I'm still waiting for my rich mom to give me all that Polaroid stock she accumulated during her secret life, while she introduces me to the older sisters I supposedly have). I have to admit, it is some of the best comedy on the internet. These people actually take themselves seriously, led on by a Ted Kaczynski wannabe somewhere in Whogivesafuck, Nebraska.

Did I mention that all the people at Conservative Cave fuck goats? It's true. The deaf guy told me.

[Lint Head]

34. So the Dummie Funnies is run by a goat fucker?

So DUmmie FUnnies being run by a goat fucker will be on the internet forever and ever.

[MineralMan]

41. On doing some research, it appears that

a DDOS attack was the cause. Apparently several conservative websites were targeted. Server Pronto, the company that hosts CC pulled the plug on their server and won't reconnect. I found a discussion on another right wing site.

Apparently the International Order of Goats got tired of what was happening to its members, or something...

[Paulie]

52. Too much Santorum in their internet tubes eh? nt

[BainsBane]

56. permanently, really?

[NuclearDem]

57. Karma is well and truly sweet.

All the stalking and harassing from the goatfuckers over the years, and the chicken finally came home to roost.

[steve2470]

62. hope it stays down for a long time nt

[darkangel218]

86. Hope it never gets back online.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

74. A likely story

We know one call to Obama on the hotline, and he shut them down! Remember, Obama is what they blame everything on!

Much love to Barack!!!

[grasswire]

77. where did you find that? I don't see any reference anywhere.

[darkangel218]

85. I found the same thing while googling.

I won't post the link though, screw them.

[MineralMan]

88. I'm not going to link to the site.

It's a closely related site that shares a number of users.

[NuclearDem]

96. Not to mention a number of goats.

[Hekate]

114. You herd it here

[msanthrope]

147. Baaaad!!! nt

[Atman]

169. I'm smelling something funny with the explanation...

Server Pronto is going to send them their server? HUH? They haven't even pulled it off the rack yet? They're just going to pull a $3000 blade out of the server and send it to Frank Kaczynski with an apology or something? How does this ever happen? When you pay for hosting you don't actually send them your computer or a server blade. You basically just rent space on their servers. So how is Server Pronto actually "sending them the server?" No wonder he hasn't received it yet...he doesn't know shit what he's talking about.

[MineralMan]

170. I have no idea. All I know is that it's down, and that was the explanation.

I hope it's permanently down.

[Gothmog]

173. That explanation made no sense to me

[Gothmog]

188. The latest is that liberals own the company that hosted their board

The goat fuckers are now claiming that the company that hosted their board was owned by liberals. http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?61527-I-just-read-ServerPronto-is-owned-by-Libtards-Very-suspicious These idiots are so clueless and ignorant that it is funny.

Good luck on getting a server sent to them. I doubt that these idiots could read a contract and do not understand that having a dedicated server is not the same as buying that server. Here is the link to their hosting company http://www.serverpronto.com/ These idiots really should have someone read and explain to them the contract that they signed.

[darkangel218]

43. Hahahahahahaha!!

Karma works in mysterious ways, doesnt it!!

[RandiFan1290]

45. People on Conservative Cave fuck goats?

[darkangel218]

47. Poor goats..

[MrScorpio]

48. Conservative goat fucking starts pretty early

[darkangel218]

49. Thats just so wrong

Lmao!!!

[steve2470]

60. your post made me laugh out loud for real ! :) nt

[msanthrope]

51. I want to take a personal moment and thank every single DUer on this thread.....

Given the utterly disgusting trollery I and my disabled daughter were subject to, by a troll who followed me to many websites....and who tried to do many, disgusting things...I thank you.

[NuclearDem]

59. Disgusting cockroaches.

You guys can rest easy now.

[msanthrope]

68. Thank you. I don't often thank posters here...but you guys are first rate!! nt

[steve2470]

61. so sorry to hear this and....

GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR GOATS, YOU GOATFUCKING ASSHOLES AT CC !

[msanthrope]

69. One CC stalker chased me to many sites...offering my ex-boyfriend the BJ of his life

if he would spill the beans about me.

He spilled. She didn't get tbe beans.

[steve2470]

71. again, so sorry to hear this

Such sad goat-fuckers to stalk us even onto other web sites and into RL.

[msanthrope]

72. Blowing my ex to get info about me? That's some sick, sick shit.

She's got kids.....I simply can't imagine their shame.

[steve2470]

75. yea pretty shameful and pretty sick nt

[darkangel218]

83. I just dont understand their obsession with us.

It's beyond not having a life, it's literally pathologic.

[MrScorpio]

63. We got your back...

[msanthrope]

70. You do, my friend, you do. Thank you!!! nt

[cordelia]

94. They are even lower than I thought, the goat fuckers.

Conservative Cave goat fuckers.

I'm sorry you had to experience something so freakish.

[Hekate]

115. I'm so sorry to hear that -- how can people be so sick and cruel?

May it never happen again.

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

66. I heard several goats were fucked during the making of that site

Yes, they were harmed people. Fucking goat fuckers @ Conservative Cave

[msanthrope]

73. South Carolina goats. nt

[KharmaTrain]

87. They're At the Movies...

They're the illegitimate bastards of Dr. Brinkley...the Goat Doctor...



Here's hoping those Goatfuckers get hoof 'n mouth disease....

[warrprayer]

90. ...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

91. A goatfucker haiku

Barnyard aroma
Their bleating arouses us
Conservative Cave

We fuck goats all day
Goatfucking is what we do
Conservative Cave

[hrmjustin]

92. Lol they always seem to find a space to complain about us.

They are all at CU now.

[nadinbrzezinski]

99. First page CU regulars

They do that shot too.

[hrmjustin]

100. I always thought the members of cu were more tame than the cc members.

[nadinbrzezinski]

101. They do not use language like primitives.

But for the most part they are also fixated on this place.

[hrmjustin]

102. Yes they are.

[Ghost in the Machine]

165. Yeah, that was Frank Solich, who loved himself so much (because no one else did) that he always

referred to himself in the 3rd person. I knew about him beine deaf but never said anything, lest I be accused of picking on the disabled (even though I'm disabled, too), but something someone else post above literally made me LOL IRL... "the deaf Ted Kaczynski dude"...

I knew exactly who he was talking about! He ran off and started the Cave site after the CUmmies got tired of him. He made a guest appearance now and then, but stuck to his Cave with his cave dwellers, not understanding the irony of a cave dweller calling other people "primitives". He's just a dumbass who's mad at the world. Fuck him and the rest of the goatfuckers!

Ghost

[L0oniX]

93. Goats took over their DNS.

[chrisa]

95. "Removed by Obama's Civilian Defense Forces""

[Iggo]

97. Something about the fucking of goats.

[KharmaTrain]

98. Looks Like They Lost Their Sandbox...

Found this interesting tidbit:

I have posted here from time to time and am also an administrator for Conservative underground.
Yesterday Conservative Cave was brought down by a denial of service attack, we were mobbed as well but they didn't bring us down, last a Friday Glenn Becks Blaze was also down due to high volume traffic for a short time.
Watch your activity logs and be aware this is happening so you can act if necessary.

http://conservativepoliticalforum.com/political-discussion-and-debate/heads-up-fr-conservative-forums/

Could be a while for those primitives to find a new cesspool...

[NuclearDem]

103. No shortage of places for them to go.

Probably another budget hate forum they can find.

[BainsBane]

104. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving bunch

[Gothmog]

106. Agreed

[nadinbrzezinski]

108. Now I gotta admit, I am curious as to the source

this will only give flight to their paranoia that them crazy libs are out to get them.

I suspect it has nothing to do with Liberals, but you know their paranoia will be on full flight now.

[BainsBane]

155. What makes you think anyone here was responsible for the attack?

Taking some satisfaction in the demise, even if only temporary, of a website on which many of us have been relentlessly mocked is only natural and human. That doesn't mean we did it. If I had that knowledge, I would have taken them down last year when they first started making crude comments about me.

From what I read on CU, the cave was the target of the attack, and the other sites were taken down because the hosting company had several clients on the same bandwidth. To blame us for that seems ridiculous.

[NuclearDem]

160. Not even just crude comments. In some cases, stalking and harassment offline.

They're free to say almost whatever they want, and I say that as someone who's also been a subject of their pettiness and mocking. But I have absolutely no qualms about dancing on the grave of a website that actively tried to ruin people's lives because they were not in agreement politically.

A little bit of name calling on our part and their website being taken down by a third party is nowhere near the offenses of that little hate group.

[BainsBane]

105. They are "winning"

That is their response (those who have migrated to CU) to this thread. Their website no longer exists, but they are "winning."

[hrmjustin]

107. .

[msanthrope]

109. Oh yeah....."Winning!!"

[Gothmog]

110. On CU, the goat lovers are claiming that they will be back in business soon

[KharmaTrain]

111. Looks Like They Found A "Safe Have"...

This is both amusing and very interesting...

Here's their new hang:

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?61312-Welcome-to-any-visitors-from-the-Cave&p=602332

See, what had happened was....


CC is down for the time being. They're sending the server back to me as my account was suspended. The reason for suspension is as follows:

Dear Frank Solich,

This is a notification that your service has now been suspended. The details of this suspension are below:

Product/Service: 1U Server (2012)
Domain: CP2.1.7.3
Due Date: 05/16/2014
Suspension Reason: 15Gb/s DDoS to 64.251.18.184

Please contact us as soon as possible to get your service reactivated.

The ServerPronto Team

They said this was the worst they'd ever seen and it brought several, several of their customers down. As exactly 8 AM this morning, we were hit by a DDoS attack that generated 15 gbs per second of traffic. Server Pronto couldn't handle it.

We're down, but definitely not out. They wouldn't let me rectify the situation with a DDoS mitigation service as a ton of their other customers were also affected, think about it, 15 gigs per second. So, once I receive the server, I'll perform a backup, start up a temporary site on web.com or something, and upload the backups to the temp spot. Then I need to run some diagnostics on the rackmount and upgrade some of the hardware. It's several years old.

Frank Solich, the owner, got me to handle this, and had Chris contact Sarasota to advise him to get a DDoS mitigation service. There really is no way to stop it. It's not a hack. Basically, if your site can be reached, it can have a DDoS attack. It can, however, be mitigated using various methods.

All in all, we got under someone's skin bad. It was directed, highly coordinated, and took some thought and time to follow up on the attack. Someone be pissed. CCers.

To any lurking DUmbasses, we know you hate opposing points of view, deal with it. F'ers. I've dealt with much worse in terms of setbacks, much worse.

Enjoy!!!

[Ohio Joe]

112. "It was directed, highly coordinated" pfffft... What a dope...

There are a number of load balancing tools that can easily be used to do this with minimal training and plenty of places on the net to get all of it.

heh... It was someone who was bored... And I swear it was not me... I'm back to work and no longer bored... I swear.

[KharmaTrain]

117. Their Self Importance Only Trumps Their Worthlessness...

They're blaming Mitch McConnell and the Chinese

I shit you not...



This is highly amusing...

[msanthrope]

120. Mitch McConnell and the Chinese??? Dare I ask? nt

[KharmaTrain]

121. Paranoia..It's The Ideal Goat Food...

Here ya go:

http://conservativepoliticalforum.com/political-discussion-and-debate/heads-up-fr-conservative-forums/msg182418/#msg182418

Quote from: Rockntractor on April 22, 2014, 09:52:56 AM
No word as to source.

Probably Mitch McConnel's Chinese friends...

Sorry to read about your problems with these oxygen thieves...i expect a massive cheetoh shortage if this thing persists...

Cheers...

[Hekate]

123. Crunchy, and nutritious too! nt

[Gothmog]

154. Why would Mitch McConnell care about this site?

I am amused that this board think that Mitch McConnell would care about their site.

[KharmaTrain]

126. Looks Like You Rattled the Goats...

...check this;

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?61312-Welcome-to-any-visitors-from-the-Cave&p=602379&viewfull=1#post602379

[msanthrope]

130. Oh lordy! They finally gave me a nickname? I think someone's ass is still chapped

from me and MiddleFingerMom making fun of them in this thread....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/115728900#post29

My understanding is that the "Italianate" food critic was so embarrassed, he deleted the entire thread on CC so as not to feel the mockery.

As for the stalker, well, that was smart---admit you followed me from website to website, contacting other posters in an attempt to find out personal information. But you didn't blow my ex-boyfriend who only lived an hour or two from you, whom you contacted, and whom you wrote about on CC. Right. I'm sure the guys there all believe that.

[greatauntoftriplets]

132. LMAO, he thinks that I look "Italianate"!

I did have a Swiss great-great-grandfather, but he was German Swiss. He also thinks that my build is square, which must be pretty weird since I'm 5' 10".

Can't even describe the thinking as creative, more delusional.

[msanthrope]

133. Remember that you are being judged against a goat's ass....

I mean when you spend a significant portion of your time with that particular vista in front of you, it's not surprising that every other perspective gets a little screwed..

I think it's time for architecture puns.... Brace yourself.

[greatauntoftriplets]

134. The goat's ass is probably better than looking at himself in the mirror.

Perhaps it's a flying goat's buttress?

[msanthrope]

136. He needs to level with himself....that goat's the best he's gonna do. nt

[greatauntoftriplets]

137. Yet he thinks he's so arch....

[msanthrope]

138. He's an apse. But he's found his lecherous niche. nt

[greatauntoftriplets]

139. I visualize his house as being in the Bozo-Arts style.

[msanthrope]

140. Oh plinth! A veritable landmark in the Sahara of the Bozarts....

http://writing2.richmond.edu/jessid/eng423/restricted/mencken.pdf

[greatauntoftriplets]

141. Leave it to Mencken!

That said, he (not Mencken, but you know who) is a CAD.

[msanthrope]

142. If he really could work a computer, CC would still be upright. Stupidity is an imPediment. nt

[greatauntoftriplets]

143. Ionic, isn't it?

Curtainwalls for the server was well deserved.

[msanthrope]

144. The frieze was really the finial nail, wasn't it? nt

[greatauntoftriplets]

145. Goat fuckers are such dorics!

You can see their tiny brains through the fenestration in their heads.

[msanthrope]

146. They're certainly stucco on us!! nt

[greatauntoftriplets]

149. And longing for the days of Georgian W. Bush...

while they refuse to let us Tudor them on why things like the ACA will move this country forward.

[msanthrope]

150. I think they spend their days too planked and too frightened to pier out the windows, or

leave the basement.


I think they're awaiting a Fascist Revival that will never come.

[greatauntoftriplets]

151. While Democrats are American Foursquares...

who abhor the idea of a Gothic resurgence.

[NuclearDem]

118. Probably was just one or two people with a LOIC or something.

Dumbasses don't know how DDoS attacks work.

[Ohio Joe]

119. Probably...

That is pretty popular for attacks... Personally, I prefer setting up with Charles or Fiddler and then running my scripts through JMeter.

[nadinbrzezinski]

124. I was right on the paranoia

Frank think it is a liberal. You cannot pay for this comedy.

[Gothmog]

156. The goat fuckers are accusing DUers of being responsible for their site crashing

The goat fuckers are sad and want to blame someone for their problems. It is really funny

[KharmaTrain]

159. Doesn't Look Like These Shitstains Will Be Going Anytime Soon...

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?61312-Welcome-to-any-visitors-from-the-Cave&p=603036&viewfull=1#post603036

Our worthless, shitbrick hosting company hasn't even shipped the server yet. I wonder if they've even unracked it. We don't know anything at this point.

Yep...these losers don't know who or what to blame. But they're sure gonna show us...yessiree...they'll spend endless hours obsessing over how obsessed we are about their juvenile sandbox.

[Gothmog]

190. These idiots think that they own the server that they were using

This is really funny. I know that none of the goat fuckers could get into law school but you would think that they could find someone to read and explain to them the contract that they signed. Here is the link to their hosting company http://www.serverpronto.com/ They got the use of a dedicated server but these idiots did not buy a server for the $40 a month payment they made. The fact that these idiots think that they own the server that they were using is really funny.

[Atman]

198. But the stuck to that story until the bitter end.

They were just waiting for the server to be delivered. Yup...that's the way it works. Good grief. Oh, and speaking of not knowing shit about law, they continue to use a © symbol after their name, despite the fact that copyright law clearly states that you cannot copyright a name. You can trademark a name, you can copyright a unique creative work (including the content of your posts on a bulletin board, or the unique code running the board), but you cannot copyright a name. Period.

[backscatter712]

116. Zorg didn't get his ZF-1?

If I were a gun bunny, I'd want one!

[alp227]

122. they still down as of now

http://www.isitdownrightnow.com/conservativecave.com.html

[Gothmog]

164. Still down

[BainsBane]

128. Confirmation of goat fucking

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Hmmm, if I had to choose between a goat and the average DUmbass female, I'd go with the goat every time.

You called it.

[msanthrope]

131. Great...now we know exactly where he's been spreading his Santorum. nt

[Rex]

135. Oh no! Did their mom forget to pay her internet bill again!?

Here is a sad cookie for them. Their obsession with this place is beyond the boundaries of pathetic.

[msanthrope]

148. OMG....I am so making these the next time my kidlet and I bake!!! nt

[darkangel218]

152. Kick!

[Paladin]

157. "Don't Bogart that goat, my friend......" (nt)

[Atman]

158. Frank "Ted Kaczynski" Solich thinks this is personal.

He somehow thinks I'm being rude to mention him by his fake name, although this is what the Goat Fuckers to do DUers all the time. And they're almost always wrong. Over the years of his infatuation with me, I've supposedly gone from being a deadbeat living off of my wife to a rich kid living off my mother's stake in now-defunct Polaroid (my mother is a relatively broke-ish elderly woman who wouldn't know what a Polaroid was if you showed her one). He's claimed to know about the two older sisters I don't have. They make regular jokes about me being a third-tier cartoonist at an ad agency -- despite the fact that the ad agency I worked for never used cartoons, and I was an Art Director, winning 27 awards during my full-time employment there. I now work for them as a contractor, yet they regularly post that I'm permanently unemployed. Frank Kaczysnki's latest is something he calls "man boobs," as apparently he found a picture of the agency staff and, despite no names being listed, he decided I was the fat guy in the group of 15 or so people...which is funny, because that guy is 25 years younger than me, and I'm in pretty good shape. I find it tough to play beach volleyball and snowboard 20-30 days a year while fat.

Point being, these people are wrong about everything. They speak with authority, they cheer on anything Frank Kaczynski says, they get personal even when it is wrong, they don't care about facts. Which makes you wonder how they deal with facts about the ACA, the economy, anything else? They don't...they just make shit up out of blind ignorance and hatred, exactly the way they make shit up about the DUers they love to stalk.

Because that's what goat fuckers do.

[pintobean]

161. Ya know, goat fuckers

is kind of a catch-all phrase. One of them is obviously into llamas, and Frank is into shoes.

[Tom Ripley]

162. Copious loads of goat jism have been known to short out servers

Five times. Real fast.

[MrScorpio]

163. The site is still down

Hopefully the Conservative Cavers aren't yet dipping into their special reserve of goats to fuck while CC is out.

Even as we all know that Conservative Cave is a goat fucking paradise, even Conservative goat fucking has its limits.

Without a site, the Conservative Cavers might turn to fucking sheep or even Cliven Bundy's brown cows.

Then all hell will break lose.

[BainsBane]

166. Frank says "It's rude and bad-mannered to eavesdrop"

With absolutely no sense of irony or self-awareness.

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We are all living rent free in their heads...not to mention on their forum.
You know, the primitives could reduce their collective high blood pressure substantially, if they just obeyed their overlord, my fellow alum Skins, and ignored us.

But apparently "obedience" is for others, not for primitives.

Me, I think it's rude and bad-mannered to eavesdrop; we're not any of the primitives' business.

[treestar]

167. what nerve, his whole site is about DU

and it's none of our business?

[Atman]

168. He's already effed up CU, brought it back to the old days.

Frank Kaczynski was one of the reasons they had to split and start "ConservativeScave." Someone smart apparently pointed out to him the connotation of that moniker, so he had to pay for another domain registration. Then he put a © mark after the words "Conservative Cave," which actually nullifies the copyright. You cannot copyright a name. You can trademark it, but you cannot copyright it. It's just the law. But law doesn't really matter to these guys.

Anyway, since the return of the primitive cave dwellers to CU, it's done wonders for CU's traffic, but dragged the rest of the site down. As has been pointed out, CU is the "civil" version of the two sites (or used to be, until they returned). CC was where the haters and stalkers and full-on creeps were banished to. Now they've been forced to go home, and it's like the drunken friend who shows up at your door asking to crash on your couch for a few days. You know, until he gets back on his feet.

What a pathetic display. Everything starts with Frank Kaczynski's "Primitives <discuss something>." Primitives discuss dinner. Primitives discuss turning on a light. Primitives discuss carpet: shag or Berber? This man clearly needs to find some companionship. Oh, wait...he's already in love with DU! Never mind.

[NuclearDem]

171. Anyone ever explain to him the appropriateness of having a website called CC

And calling others primitives?

[Skidmore]

174. Seriously. Kaczynski?

Is he related to Ted?

[Atman]

175. His whole site isn't just about DU...

They have several other forums set up to make it appear that its not just about DU. I think their "Late Breaking News" page still has a story about Don Knotts dying. No one actually visits the other forums, they're just smokescreens to make it look like something else is actually going on besides stalking DUers.

[JHB]

182. They conveniently put up forum post counts (when it was up)

Over half the sites posts were in the "obsess about DU" forum.

[Gothmog]

172. I am amused by the problems being suffered by these idiots

[grasswire]

177. Frank's real name is Fred Grady.

That has been posted here on DU many times.

Try googling Fred Grady and Andy Stephenson, if you aren't up to speed on that nefarious and tragic matter. Andy was a beloved DU member. What Frank and other cavers did to him is beyond horrid, and should drive them to hell, if there is one.

[Atman]

180. +1000 -- They still joke about it to this day.

Sick goat fuckers that they are.

[NuclearDem]

181. I hadn't heard of that.

Goddamn, may that motherfucker burn.

[treestar]

184. I just did that

Have they ever admitted they were wrong? When Stephenson died, they must have realized that. Oh, wait. These are CCers.

[grasswire]

186. no remorse

They lie about it and joke about it, and have worked hard to muddy the waters.

[Gothmog]

187. The goat fuckers are making fun on Stephenson's death

These goat fuckers really lack class http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/showthread.php?61523-Can-Franksolich-account-for-his-whereabouts

[Gothmog]

185. I was on DU back then

I remember Andy Stephenson well and followed his progress. I did not realize that it was the conservative cave idiots who led the attack on Andy Stephenson. Thank you for the information. I did not think that it was possible for me to have a less favorable opinion of the conservative cave posters but your post changed that.

BTW, some of the reforms advocated by Andy are now standard practices. For those who were not on DU back in those days, Andy was very concerned about "black box" voting machines and the fact that there was no way to monitor or test these machines. Back in the early days of DRE machines, there was few if any formal procedures in place and a great deal of concern that the machines could be rigged. In Texas, you now have formal certification and testing of voting machines prior to the election where both parties are allowed to be present to observe. The observation of the testing and certification process in Harris county has been tense at time. There is not more transparency in the process compared to the early days of electronic voting machines.

Sec. 129.023. PUBLIC TEST OF LOGIC AND ACCURACY. (a) The general custodian of election records shall create a testing board consisting of at least two persons. The general custodian of election records shall make every reasonable effort to ensure that the testing board consists of at least one person from each political party that holds a primary election.

(b) Not later than 48 hours before voting begins on a voting system, the general custodian of election records shall conduct a logic and accuracy test. Public notice of the test must be published at least 48 hours before the test begins, and the test must be open to the public.

(c) The general custodian of election records shall adopt procedures for testing that:

(1) direct the testing board to cast votes;

(2) verify that each contest position, as well as each precinct and ballot style, on the ballot can be voted and is accurately counted;

(3) include overvotes and undervotes for each race, if applicable to the system being tested;

(4) include straight-party votes and crossover votes;

(5) include write-in votes, when applicable to the election;

(6) include provisional votes, if applicable to the system being tested;

(7) calculate the expected results from the test ballots;

(8) ensure that each voting machine has any public counter reset to zero and presented to the testing board for verification before testing;

(9) require that, for each feature of the system that allows disabled voters to cast a ballot, at least one vote be cast and verified by a two-person testing board team using that feature; and

(10) require that, when all votes are cast, the general custodian of election records and the testing board observe the tabulation of all ballots and compare the actual results to the expected results.

(d) A test is successful if the actual results are identical to the expected results.

(e) To provide a full and accurate account of the condition of a given voting machine, the testing board and the general custodian of election records shall:

(1) sign a written statement attesting to:

(A) the qualification of each direct recording electronic voting machine that was successfully tested;

(B) any problems discovered; and

(C) the cause of any problem if it can be identified; and

(2) provide any other documentation as necessary.

(f) On completing the testing:

(1) the testing board shall witness and document all steps taken to reset, seal, and secure any equipment or test materials, as appropriate; and

(2) the general custodian for election records shall preserve a copy of the system's software at a secure location that is outside the administrator's and programming entity's control until at least 22 months after election day.

Amended by:
Acts 2009, 81st Leg., R.S., Ch. 682 (H.B. 2524), Sec. 2, eff. September 1, 2009.
Acts 2011, 82nd Leg., R.S., Ch. 1164 (H.B. 2817), Sec. 27, eff. September 1, 2011.

These procedures were not in place during Andy's time. I have attended a couple of these certification sessions for my county and I am told that these certification session can be tense in Harris County due to the fact that teabagger is the head election official in Harris County. These procedures are not perfect but they are better than the total lack of procedures back in Andy's time. We still have black box machines but there is now some transparency and ability to monitor the certification process. I hope that Andy would be pleased that some progress has been made on this issue.

[Gothmog]

191. Grady owns both CU and CC

The goat fuckers are surprised that we did not know that Grady owns both CU and CC

[Hekate]

193. I moseyed over there and happened to see one mocking a DUer's recent amputation & near death

Aside from the site being incredibly hard on the eyes (black and red, I ask you), the stench of goatshit was unbearable. What in the name of God kind of sick bastard mocks another person's amputation?

Never again.

[JHB]

183. Now that's just pathetic. n/t

[grasswire]

176. Frank is always making up stories about unwelcome guests...

....at his little Nebraska bodega where he doesn't hear people sneaking up on him out there in the boonies. He's very suspicious of strangers there.

CC current presence on CU is as if a carload of the Manson gang took over Frank's little house and forced him to host their exiled selves. Party on, Frank!

[Laffy Kat]

178. All I know after reading all of this is

I feel sorry for goats and possibly sheep.

[alp227]

189. And the Cave is STILL down! nt

[Hekate]

192. The goats went on strike for higher wages and better working conditions.

The Union makes goats strong!

[alp227]

194. STILL DOWN

http://www.isitdownrightnow.com/conservativecave.com.html

[Gothmog]

195. Still Down

[alp227]

196. and back up. nt

[Gothmog]

197. It only took a month or so

I wonder how their claim against their prior hosting company is going?

[hrmjustin]

199. I see they are back up. I have the feeling several are at the disscusionist.

I see they made a list of us who posted in this thread.

[hrmjustin]

200. kicking for the milestone.

[greatauntoftriplets]

201. Yes, they are.

[MrScorpio]

202. They can now resume their goat fucking in fine fashion at Conservative Cave

The goats, I'm sure, were grateful for the break

[hrmjustin]

203. lmfao.