Somebody actually went there

[Harry Monroe]

As you celebrate Memorial Day and the sacrifices made by others who fought and died for this country, ponder the irony and stupidity of this bumper sticker for a while:

[Shandris]

1. Who's going to be his running mate...

...Vice President Camacho?!

Wait...no, that wouldn't work, because even he is smarter than Ted Frickin' Nugent!

[Scootaloo]

3. Exactly, Camacho knew when to ask for help!

[99Forever]

7. Obviously...

... it would have to be....

...wait for it...












Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo!

[Swede Atlanta]

2. Well this is on a car from Mississippi....

what do you expect?

[Mnemosyne]

5. Saw one in Erie, PA recently, helps too know where teh stoopid lives. nt

[LiberalElite]

6. I saw that sticker-

on a car in NYC within the past week.

[JEB]

11. I saw one here in Oregon a few weeks ago. Argh!

Proudly advertising their ignorance with that bumper sticker.

[rustydog]

4. Ted Nugent GOP

The man sure talks tougher than shit. Except when America called him. Then he shit his pants for days without cleaning himself and avoided the draft. At least Muhammad Ali had the integrity to voice opposition and go to jail for his belief. Ted Nugent, not so much.

Tough-talking Ted shit-my-pants Nugent showed the world how deep his cowardice runs. Now he runs around, displaying his artificial spine (Remington) , and talking like he has a set of balls.

[Submariner]

8. Nugent is the premier yellow-belly draft-dodging chicken hawk punk coward of my generation

I keep hoping he cleans his guns often hoping for the day Drudge reports "Ted Nugent blows part of his fucking head off during a gun cleaning accident", but will survive paralyzed from the eyeballs down.

It's probably for the best that cowards like Nugent shit themselves rather than sign up in the military. I would not have wanted that yellow belly watching my six during my time in Navy.

[Harry Monroe]

15. If he has an accident cleaning his gun

I'd rather he accidentally shoot his balls off. There would be some irony in that, since figuratively, this chickenhawk draft-dodger has no balls to speak of.

[Terra Alta]

9. what idiots.

Both Nugent and the owner of this vehicle.

I'd bet my paycheck the owner of this vehicle spent the better part of the 90s calling Clinton a draft dodger, yet they support this shit-in-his-pants draft dodging coward. They probably listen to Rush "boil on his butt" Limbaugh, too.

[Warpy]

14. I appreciate people like that

because they give me so much warning that they're belligerent assholes. Then I can avoid them completely.

[baldguy]

10. President of what?

[spanone]

12. boy to be that stupid is one thing, to display it on your car is scary

[Spirochete]

13. I hadn't heard about him running

I guess they could try to draft him, but then he'd just shit his pants again...