So.. You could walk into a Hobby Lobby with a handful

[annabanana]

of wire coat hangers. Now that contraception will be harder to come by for their employees, perhaps there will be an uptick in the demand for these things.

Perhaps they will sell better if they are decorated with with, oh, sparkles and beads...

I'll bet the prices are better at Michaels.

[Borchkins]

1. Who owns Michael's?

[Nuclear Unicorn]

2. I guessing: somebody named "Michael."

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

3. Bain Capital, in part.

You're best using non-chain craft stores, or, I guess, Jo-Ann's.

[KarenS]

4. Bain Capital owns Michaels.

So it's going to be Joann's for me.

[WinkyDink]

5. Only if they're shaped like a gun.

[onecent]

6. LOL LOL love it.....

I wish I had the nerve!!

[Shankapotomus]

7. The outside of every Hobby Lobby store

should be decorated with coat hangers.

Actually, you know what would be fun? Leaving little Post-It Notes all over my local Hobby Lobby store reminding customers exactly where they are shopping.

[IggleDoer]

8. Does Hobby Lobby sell hangers for customers to decorate?

If so they are selling instruments of abortion