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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsChristie: I Would Bring Traffic Over the Border to a Standstill - (yes he could, says Borowitz)
IOWA CITY (The Borowitz Report) Testing the political waters in Iowa today, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie said that if he is elected President, he would bring the flow of illegal immigrants over the U.S.-Mexico border to a virtual standstill.
There are ways of keeping people from getting to where they want to go, Christie said, claiming that he was the only Republican hopeful with the hands-on experience necessary to fix the border crisis.
The New Jersey governor was vague about how he would halt traffic over the border, but exuded confidence that he was the right man for the job.
Id make a few phone calls, he said. It would get done.
www.borowitzreport.com
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Christie: I Would Bring Traffic Over the Border to a Standstill - (yes he could, says Borowitz) (Original Post)
Mira
Jul 2014
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benld74
(9,909 posts)1. He'd follow a previous procedure used around his area,,,,,
pbmus
(12,422 posts)2. CLOSE THE BRIDGES ...nt
n2doc
(47,953 posts)3. There must be some sort of Traffic study that needs to be done.... n/t
Historic NY
(37,453 posts)4. Oh great he'd cause another traffic jamb....
he could pretend he is a speed bump.
Blue Owl
(50,498 posts)5. "I got some orange cones right here in my trunk..."
n/t