Man wakes up to find strange woman cooking breakfast in his kitchen

[Cali_Democrat]

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -

A Colorado Springs man woke up to find a strange woman cooking breakfast in his kitchen Wednesday morning.

The incident happened at the Fountain Hill Apartments in the 2300 block of E. Fountain Blvd.

Police say the woman got into the apartment through an unlocked door. She left before police arrived.

http://www.krdo.com/news/man-wakes-up-to-find-strange-woman-cooking-breakfast-in-his-kitchen/27109076?hpt=ju_bn3

[Little Star]

1. Damn that bacon smell!

[bluedigger]

2. I've been bringing home the wrong kind of strange women.

They always expect me to cook breakfast the next morning.

[IronLionZion]

9. I brought home one who couldn't even make coffee

after I showed her how. And she's the one who wanted it.

[cui bono]

11. She's probably telling people how she went home with a guy who expected the guest

to make the coffee.

[Luminous Animal]

13. :)

[IronLionZion]

18. Ha! probably!

I brought home an interesting one last night. Still processing what sort of woman goes home with a guy on a Tuesday night. I never expected her to agree to it. She seems nice. Might be a keeper.

[FSogol]

3. Alzheimer's is a terrible disease.

[CBGLuthier]

6. Especially when it strikes 27 year-olds.

Josefina Gonsalez-Nieves, 27, was arrested.

[herding cats]

7. That was my first thought, but they seem to have caught her later and she's only 27. nt

[FSogol]

14. No, I meant he had it and couldn't remember who that women was....

Another snarky comment of mine falls flat.

[NaturalHigh]

16. Yeah...I see what you did there.

[herding cats]

19. It was probably me projecting what I was thinking into your words.

You know how it is when you have an idea in your mind about something...it's total snark kill!

[OriginalGeek]

25. Snarknado!

[IronLionZion]

4. They didn't say what she was cooking

It might have been a good breakfast!

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

8. Probably not the same thing that The Rock is cooking....

.

[closeupready]

5. Reminded me immediately of this:

[Louisiana1976]

10. ....

[cui bono]

12. Haha...

I was thinking he's lucky she wasn't cooking him for breakfast.

[ChisolmTrailDem]

17. That sounds as if it was said by Rose on the original 2 1/2 Men TV show. nt

[NaturalHigh]

15. I've had dreams like this.

[scarletwoman]

20. Oh, sure. That's what he *said*.

He just didn't want to call her the next day.

[freshwest]

21. But did he get any of the breakfast, is what I want to know? It's not at the link...

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

26. They seem to have left out the most important bits.

What was she cooking, was it any good, and was it only for herself, or for him also?

[sarisataka]

22. I brought a woman home

Fifteen years later she's still here and still hasn't cooked me breakfast.

It is probably a good thing; I'm the better cook

[snooper2]

23. If she was doing bacon and doing it right I might as well said, mkay, just this once

[Spazito]

24. Awesome! Library Girl finally found a new interest!

She came, she cooked and then she 'auto-removed' herself, lol.

[JEFF9K]

27. At least the homeowner didn't have cold cereal.

[Boudica the Lyoness]

28. My husband found a strange a woman in his bed....

....every morning for the last 30 years

[davidpdx]

29. I've never been lucky enough to find a strange woman cooking me breakfast

Leaving your door unlocked is not very smart in this day and age.

[tularetom]

30. That happened to me last Sunday

I've been married to her for 52 years but she is sort of strange.

She really knows just how to cook the bacon so it's just midway between chewy and crispy.

[IronLionZion]

32. Bake it

the oven is one of the best ways to cook bacon. That's how restaurants do it.

[JaneyVee]

31. Was it Maureen Dowd?

She must be eating those candy bars again.

[IronLionZion]

33. The breakfast of champions