Time to cut off the Boehner!

[riqster]

Cut off his booze, his influence, his power...cut it all off by beating his orange ass like a drum this November!

Go here to find out how: http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=5346327

Bonus: the linked thread is free of such mismatched metaphors as this thread's got.

[PowerToThePeople]

1. Bobbit for Congress!! Vote Tom Poetter. n/t

[riqster]

4. Exactly. Figuratively speaking, we need to "bob it ".

Follow the link to find out where to donate, help out, etc.

[randys1]

2. What a pathetic excuse for someone taking space and breathing valuable air

[riqster]

5. Yep. Back to the family bar with him!

[Faux pas]

3. Every time he speaks on camera

he sounds so wasted I half expect him to belch into the microphone. He's pretty sickening, for sure.

[riqster]

6. He can be beaten. We can help.

[Faux pas]

9. Stick a fork in him!

[KamaAina]

11. Ouch!

No one's sticking any fork in my Boner!

[Faux pas]

12. LOL

I was being kind about the fork. To be polite, I don't wish the man(?) well.

[KamaAina]

7. Lorena Bobbitt for Congress!

[KamaAina]

8. His ass is orange, too?

edit: Or did you mean he is an orange ass?

[riqster]

10. I am making an uniformed assumption in the first case.

The second, well, it's pretty much proven, innit?

[Bonhomme Richard]

13. LOL, If you have had a Boehner for more than 4 years.....

see a Doctor immediately.

[riqster]

14. So, Congress has Electile Dysfunction?

Explains a lot...

[Bonhomme Richard]

15. That's good n/t