MRAPs for free, coming to a police force near you, dear taxpayer, for free! Get some now!
What is the matter with you, dear citizen, gentle citizen, why would you not lust for one of these beautiful beasts protecting your loved ones?
Did I mention, they are free? Why buy expensive pastel painted GM police trucks with your hard earned money, the police forces would rather have these custom built by General Dynamic for the Pentagon desert warfare monsters - why wouldn't any little red blooded American boy in blue Captain America wannabe? You want to keep your servers and protectors of the community happy, don't you? Mr. Politician, don't you?
Get yours now before someone in authority comes to their senses, and those secret others become afraid of exposure of the corruption that drives and hides behind this madness.
War is peace, MRAPs are for peace.
Rambo could only dream of such an America.
GILA-4x4 MRAP
(For safe transport through urban war zones subject to mining and mortar attacks and RPGs)