The Rude Pundit - In Brief: How Much Koch Can a Koch Sucker Suck?

[meegbear]

This June, GOP Rep. Tom Cotton of Arkansas skipped the annual Pink Tomato Festival, which is not some rural ass-fucking event (although, let's face it, to an extent, every festival in Arkansas is a rural ass-fucking event). Yeah, Cotton, running for Senate, didn't attend "the unofficial kickoff of the Arkansas general election season" in Bradley County because he was at a super-secret retreat in Laguna Beach, California, being Chinese fingercuffs for Davy and Chucky Koch, the oil billionaires who regularly tag team fuck Republicans running for office because, fuck you, they can and you can't.

Cotton and Iowa state Senator Joni Ernst and Cory Gardner of Colorado all took turns heading up to the dais to talk about how much they wanted, nay, needed the Koch cocks filling every orifice, praising the Kochs endlessly for all their ejaculations of delicious, salty money and how they can't wait to gobble up more.

Of course, the most experienced whore pranced to the microphone and took it to the next level. Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, in audio revealed this week of the June event, said, more or less, "Yes, you can fuck my ass, fuck my mouth, get handies from my left and my right. Anyone can offer you that. But I'll pluck out my left eyeball to give you one more place to violate."

What any of them actually said is beside the point. Goddamn, the Rude Pundit is weary of reading about politicians from both parties lined up to dance for the pleasure of whatever insanely rich sultan of industry is tossing gold coins at their feet. Our bullshit election process is so blatantly corrupt at this point that, frankly, it'd be refreshing for a candidate to just walk up to one Koch or the other, drop his pants, bend over, and say, "I charge by the minute."

http://rudepundit.blogspot.com/2014/08/in-brief-how-much-koch-can-koch-sucker.html

[aquart]

1. In experiments, rats would suck cocaine till they died.

Different rats, different Kochs, same insane greed.

[freedom fighter jh]

6. Very well said nt

[Laelth]

2. k&r for the thread title alone.

The content of this righteous and rude rant is also superb.

-Laelth

[BrotherIvan]

17. +1

Got a rec before I even clicked.

[Enthusiast]

3. Kicked and recommended!

I have no problem with the language.

[rhett o rick]

19. Well I am not surprised

I also didnt have a problem with the language.

[Enthusiast]

24. We embrace the bad language.

Which is perfectly justified.

[rhett o rick]

25. I would love to have a discussion among progressive re. "language".

The problem here is the self-righteous bullies would ruin the discussion. If one were to say the w-word, k-word, or z-word, in any context, the self-righteous bullies would swoop down and scream for locking, hiding, PPR'ing, etc. That's what they live for.
We need a Progressive Group.

[Enthusiast]

26. +1 an entire shit load.

[99Forever]

4. Yup.

[riqster]

5. "If a Koch sucker would suck Koch."

I love RP, but dammit man, finish the tongue-twister!

[mnhtnbb]

7. The Rude One continues to nail it.

Our election process IS so blatantly corrupt.

[rurallib]

8. This is actually a good visualization of how the system

is working now.
He did forget to mention how Roberts and his buddies turned repukes into Koch suckers.

[father founding]

22. Supreme Terrorists

The Roberts court probably killed more Americans than all the terrorists ever will.

[valerief]

9. I don't think this point can be made *any* clearer. Our whorereps

will fuck anything with a big enough wallet. Oh, yes, and at the expense of EVERYONE ELSE.

[malaise]

10. Written as only Rudie would write it

A thing of beauty!!

[freebrew]

11. Is that a question?

"How Much Koch Can a Koch Sucker Suck?"

All of it.

[Jack Rabbit]

12. K/R

It's time for push back against corporate thugs.

[raouldukelives]

13. Kick. Most important voice we have left anymore is with our time & money.

As long as people keep supporting thieves, we will continue to experience thefts.

[librechik]

14. precious scalding true words

nauseatingly true

[tea and oranges]

15. Fuck Yeah! Kick

[BlancheSplanchnik]

16. oh RudePundit, you are the BEST!

[hifiguy]

18. Dammit!

I just about bit through my tongue reading that first paragraph so as not to break out into roaring laughter in the library.

The Rude One is not to be topped.

[daleanime]

20. K&fuckingR....

[TNNurse]

21. Foul disgusting langauge

Appropriately used to describe foul disgusting politics.

[navarth]

23. Rude continues to satisfy.

Fuckin' funny.