New York pastor: 'upscale sodomites' spread Ebola at Starbucks

[KamaAina]

http://www.gaystarnews.com/article/new-york-pastor-upscale-sodomites-spread-ebola-starbucks301014

A notoriously anti-gay New York pastor has said 'upscale sodomites' are spreading Ebola at Starbucks.

Pastor James David Manning of ATLAH Worldwide Missionary Church in Harlem warned viewers of his video blog, The Manning Report, to stay way from the coffee shop chain, especially in urban areas.

'Starbucks coffee stores are indeed ground zero for spreading Ebola and other diseases, because of the clientele of Starbucks,' he said.

'Generally upscaled (sic) sodomites who frequent Starbucks, who sit there with their computers and it's a meeting place, they exchange a lot of body fluids, hands shaken and contact.

Fortunately, here in the Bay Area, we prefer Peet's or Philz.

[louis-t]

1. Celebrating ignorance.....

The dumbest thing I've heard so far this week.

[Cirque du So-What]

15. Sad thing is...

week's not over yet.

[shenmue]

2. Him again?

Until Reagan cut the funding, there used to be enough mental hospitals to help people like him.

[KamaAina]

4. Yup.

He's building up quite the highlight reel.

[ck4829]

3. Haven't you seen the mountains of ebola-ridden bodies outside all the Starbucks?

Or do you believe the LIBERAL media?

Well, do ya, do ya?

[arcane1]

5. My band The Upscale Sodomites has a new album out: "Spreading Ebola at Starbucks"

[KamaAina]

8. DUzy!

[hifiguy]

9. Actually, that would not be a bad band name at all.

Somewhere I read the phrase "Rose Buddha Machine" and think that would be pretty cool as well.

[Initech]

13. Are you guys playing the Troubadour this weekend?

[lpbk2713]

6. It really must hurt to be that stupid.

OMFG

[gratuitous]

10. That's part of the problem

That level of stupid doesn't hurt, and doesn't burn. Otherwise Pastor Knucklehead would start to say something, drop to the floor writhing in excruciating pain, and everyone would know to ignore whatever it was he was trying say. Sooner or later, Pastor Knucklehead would associate the excruciating pain with his stupidity, and perhaps stop being stupid.

Unfortunately, a kind and loving God inexplicably didn't condition humans that way. I guess it's up to us to point out the stupid.

[Orrex]

7. I for one would never associate with low-class sodomites

[arcane1]

16. This gentrification of sodomy must stop!

[hifiguy]

11. Yet another vein of 98% pure Stupidium

has been discovered. Too bad you can't convert it into clean energy.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

12. Obviously, coffee was invented by the Devil to seduce upscale Sodomites.

I wonder if decaf has less effect.

[Bluenorthwest]

14. Every single day, the faith community delivers more hate, unfilted and uncontested, into the world.

Every day, they attack gay people with lies and hate. Every day.

[KamaAina]

17. Only a fraction of it.

I know several people of faith who are staunch LGBT allies.

[KurtNYC]

18. 'coffee ground zero' n/t

[KamaAina]

19. Do they serve Liberian coffee?