LOL Mudflats "Whiny Sullivan Operative Must Work in Hellhole"

[Blue_In_AK]

This is hilarious.

http://www.themudflats.net/archives/45035

Outside Republican Sullivan operatives haven’t quite figured out how the internets work.

Senate candidate Dan Sullivan is having a hard time convincing people he’s from Alaska. Most of his contributions are from Ohio, because… well, he’s from Ohio. And while he may be sticking around Alaska long enough to try to get a Senate job in DC, some of his campaigners can’t wait to get out of this godforsaken hellhole populated by dumb rubes.

(Psst! Hey, “RepublicanPolitico,” we can hear you!)



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Poor little delicate flower. Read all their exchanges...funny stuff.

[scarletwoman]

1. I'm trying to figure out what the "6 or 7 largest cities" would be.

Juneau, Fairbanks, and Anchorage are the obvious ones. But what other places would qualify as "cities"? Palmer? Wasilla? Homer? Cordova? Valdez?

Maybe my Alaska geography is rusty, but I can't say that I've ever thought of Alaska as having much in the way of "cities".

[shenmue]

2. Nome?

[scarletwoman]

3. D'oh! Yeah, totally forgot about Nome!

[Blue_In_AK]

5. Maybe Nome,

but it seems a little remote for Outsiders.

It cracks me up that Sullivan has to being in operatives from the Party to campaign for him. Mark is using all locals.

[Blue_In_AK]

4. They probably wouldn't go out there...

No roads. My guess it was Anchorage, Fairbanks, Juneau, Kenai/Soldotna, Seward, Wasilla/Palmer and Homer. It's just hard for me to imagine those guys going off the road system, which is why I think Mark is definitely going to take the Bush. I think I read somewhere that Mark has 10 times more field workers out in the rural areas than Ohio Dan does. They live out there already and know Begich.