I thought, "This has to be satire." It's not. "ISIS Hunting Kit"
Right-Wing Extremists Selling 'ISIS Hunting Kits,' But They're Missing One Key Item
Well, it happened. Right-wingers have allowed their irrational fear of ISIS to enhance capitalism through fear-mongering. Tacticalshit.com is selling an item that you certainly don't want your secret backyard bunker to be without: a special kit designed to help you - the Muslim-hating, paranoid, frightened "patriot" - hunt down ISIS terrorists Barry Hussein Soetoro is allowing to cross the US-Mexico border as we speak.
This ISIS hunting kit, which sells for a modest $470.65, has it all: a helmet (because let's face it - you probably run into a lot of walls), Muslim bullet stoppers, ammo holders, gun sheath, gloves, a hat (to wear under the helmet?), a Tactical Shit patch, and a "go f*ck yourself" patch.
One-way ticket to the Middle East sold separately.
http://crooksandliars.com/2014/11/right-wing-extremists-selling-isis-hunting