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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTHE ONION: Congressman To Attempt Living Off Military’s Budget For One Month
?6549Wittman says he can barely cover necessary equipment and ordnance on the Pentagons budget, let alone put any money aside for a future ground invasion.
WASHINGTONIn an effort to raise awareness of the financial hardships faced every day by the nations defense establishment, Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) announced Tuesday that he would attempt to live for a full month on the $640 billion annual budget of the U.S. military.
The congressman said that subsisting on $1.75 billion a day for a mere four weeks is nothing compared to what the defense apparatus overseen by the Pentagon must endure year-round, and described the militarys economic plight as a stain on the nations conscience.
Trying to stretch $53 billion to the end of the month wont be easy, but if it helps bring attention to the routine struggles of a Defense Department on a limited budget, Im happy to do it, said Wittman, noting that the U.S. military receives only 37 percent of the worlds defense spending, with the rest all going to foreign countries. Unfortunately, a lot of folks in Washington dont realize how dire the situation is. But by living off only what our defense sector receives, I intend to show them just how hard the Pentagon has it.
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Perhaps youre lucky and youve never had the experience of waking up terrified you wont be able to make the monthly payment on your ballistic missile system, but this is something that happens to people every day, right here in the United States of America, said Wittman, who described the mental exhaustion that comes from having to carefully allocate a finite budget to cover necessary costs ranging from heavyweight torpedoes, to Apache helicopter fuel, to littoral combat ships. Thats why Im asking my fellow lawmakers to take the same pledge I have and go 30 days spending no more than the U.S. military does.
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THE ONION: Congressman To Attempt Living Off Military’s Budget For One Month (Original Post)
kpete
Nov 2014
OP
My god, I never realized, we must do something immediately! I know let's apply the
A Simple Game
Nov 2014
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smokey nj
(43,853 posts)1. This is hilarious. Thanks!
oberliner
(58,724 posts)2. The Onion used to be much funnier than it is now
I think the internet has rendered it somewhat obsolete.
When it was a print paper, it was in a class of its own (fewer articles, better quality).
F4lconF16
(3,747 posts)7. I agree, actually.
I also think it's much harder to write good satire when what you're satirizing keeps outdoing whatever you can think of
oberliner
(58,724 posts)8. Good point
Reality has passed satire by in many respects.
A Simple Game
(9,214 posts)3. My god, I never realized, we must do something immediately! I know let's apply the
Republican solution for everything, let's cut their budget or eliminate the department of defense altogether.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,014 posts)4. I feel deeply moved to help. Where may I send some money?
Turbineguy
(37,331 posts)5. McDonalds should send
their customers to do a few week stint that the Pentagon. They'd be willing to pay $500 for a Big Mac and thinking they got a bargain.
daleanime
(17,796 posts)6. K&R....