It (sic) Sadly Unclear...
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It Sadly Unclear Whether This Article Will Put Lives At Risk
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PARISFollowing the fatal terrorist attack Wednesday at the offices of French newspaper Charlie Hebdo, sources confirmed this afternoon that it is sadly not yet clear whether this very article will ultimately put human lives at risk.
According to totally and utterly depressing early reports, given the tragic deaths of 12 people, it is impossible to say with absolute certainty that this 500-word article will not make those involved in its writingand potentially even those not involvedthe targets of brutal and unconscionable violence.
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The heartbreaking tragedy that unfolded in Paris today is the result of a perverted, hateful ideology that has no place in the civilized world, is a quote that someone or some group of people might be reading at this very moment and, in what unfortunately serves to illustrate the horrifying state of modern society, interpreting as an unforgivable insult against their beliefs that must be met with the cold-blooded murder of innocent people. Its just so terrible and senseless. I mean, how can something like this even happen?
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Those familiar with the situation told reporters that if someone were to read the very words written here and be offended by them, it would be reasonable to expect them to be upset andat worstwrite an angry letter to this publication expressing their ire in a relatively calm and composed fashion. Reports further confirmed that to somehow use this articleor indeed any article or any piece of self-expressionas a pretext to violence, let alone deadly violence, is simply impossible to justify and should never, ever transpire in human civilization.
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