The Punching Pastor's Resume is Posted.

[MineralMan]

That Bible Baptist Church pastor who bragged about punching a kid in the chest and "crumpling him" because he was "smart" and therefore "dangerous," has his resume posted on a job forum for ministers. Here it is:

http://www.churchjobfinder.com/resume.asp?id=17020

I hope any church considering this idiot does a Google search for him. There are hundreds of results for his punch-out of the kid who "didn't take Jesus seriously." Lotsa luck to this moron!

http://www.google.com/search?q=Pastor+Eric+Dammann

[GreatGazoo]

1. His quote was "didn't take Jesus serious (sic)"

When you correctly use an adverb there you scare Reverend Kid-Puncher with your dangerous intelligence.

[MineralMan]

3. I know. I'm trying to provoke him into punching me.

I'm not a young kid. He won't do it with impunity in my case.

[Orrex]

2. "Suffer the little children."

Suffer the shit out of them.

[MineralMan]

4. I believe you have that verse wrong. It should read

Jesus said, "Suffer, little children!" I guess it depends on which translation you're reading, eh?

[Orrex]

5. Good point.

I'm sure that this pious witness to the Lord's Grace has a deeper understanding of the Word than you and I can ever know.

[BubbaFett]

6. Wellll

book learnin' IS of the devil, doncha know.

[jwirr]

7. One of the comments quotes him as saying "I led that man to the Lord." Last I knew leading

someone to the Lord in a Baptist church meant getting him or her to say they accept the Lord as their Savior. It is the words that save them. Kind of like torture they are assuming that if he said it while being beaten it is still the truth.