Left Shark wasn't quite sure what he was doing, but he played his best on the world's' biggest stage

[snooper2]

Right Shark had crisp, coordinated moves. Left Shark is drunk:

Left Shark failed out of choreography school. Left Shark fell asleep during the meeting where the moves were planned out, but nobody noticed (sharks sleep with their eyes open and remain mobile while asleep) and nodded his head when the dance instructor asked if he knew what he was doing. Left Shark only got this gig after threatening to bite the person in charge of casting.

But despite all his failings, Left Shark continued to fight. And that's beautiful.

Clip of Drunk Left Shark at Link LOL

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/2/2/7961873/katy-perry-sharks-dancing-singing-sharks-jaws-dorsal-fins

[flamingdem]

1. So that's why it looked so funky

[BrotherIvan]

2. She's working at hot dog on a stick now?

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. Political news round-up posted too soon after disappointing game

...
• Virginia delegates from both parties introduced several bills in their state legislature aimed at protecting consumers from some of the most predatory, exploitative practices of payday lenders and auto title lenders. But not enough of their colleagues agreed that protecting consumers from exploitation was a proper function of the state government, so the bills were killed in committee – andforgoodnesssake, even the shark on the left knew enough to just run the damn ball.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2015/02/02/political-news-round-up-posted-too-soon-after-disappointing-game/

[TwilightGardener]

4. We all have our Left Shark days.

[NightWatcher]

5. Chevy freakin Chase strikes again

[KamaAina]

6. Looks like S.J. Sharkie has competition