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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsAlabama, the Pro-Goat-F***ing State.
https://bluntandcranky.wordpress.com/2015/02/10/alabama-the-pro-goat-fing-state/Source info at the link.
And Justice Roy Mo(re sex with goats)ore is the biggest pro-goat-f***er in the entire state. You see, for all his anti-marriage-equality rhetoric, Justice Mo(re sex with goats)ore hasnt said, well, a f***ing thing about his states pro-bestiality laws. Seems he likes it to to be legal to molest livestock and family pets, does it not?
By contrast, Mr. Mo(re sex with goats)ore hates himself some marriage equality. The only logical conclusion to draw is that Alabama, having elected an anti-gay, pro-bestiality Chief Justice, supports sex with animals over sex with humans.
Of course, this conclusion could be disproven, by different behavior among Alabama voters. Unlikely, but possible. Meanwhile, all heterosexual animal abusers (who are rightly considered criminals in many other parts of the country) are warmly welcomed in the state. Unlike law-abiding gay people.
That, Gentle Reader, is totally f***ed. F***ed like Justice Roy Moores favorite goat.
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Alabama, the Pro-Goat-F***ing State. (Original Post)
riqster
Feb 2015
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Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)1. What is it with republicans and goats?
Man from Pickens
(1,713 posts)2. They're trying to bring out the Caprine-American voter
Dont call me Shirley
(10,998 posts)4. Or these voters....
Raine1967
(11,589 posts)7. 2 minutes I will never regret.
hatrack
(59,587 posts)8. This is brilliant - we're both still laughing here!
riqster
(13,986 posts)5. I should have worked that in.
longship
(40,416 posts)3. Justice Moore: "The goat's a god damned liar!" R&K nt
hatrack
(59,587 posts)6. Some people say that Roy Moore himself enjoys sex with farm animals . . .
It's just common knowledge down in Birmingham. I don't know anybody personally who's seen him fuck a goat, or a horse, but where there's smoke . . . .