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Zorro

(15,740 posts)
Wed Feb 18, 2015, 12:08 AM Feb 2015

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back

ROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a new set of health guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans stand up at their desk, leave their office, and never return. “Many Americans spend a minimum of eight hours per day sitting in an office, but we observed significant physical and mental health benefits in subjects after just one instance of standing up, walking out the door, and never coming back to their place of work again,” said researcher Claudine Sparks, who explained that those who implemented the practice in their lives reported an improvement in mood and reduced stress that lasted for the remainder of the day, and which appeared to persist even into subsequent weeks. “We encourage Americans to experiment with stretching their legs by strolling across their office and leaving all their responsibilities behind forever just one time to see how much better they feel. People tend to become more productive, motivated, and happy almost immediately. We found that you can also really get the blood flowing by pairing this activity with hurling your staff ID across the parking lot.” Sparks added that Americans could maximize positive effects by using their lunch break to walk until nothing looks familiar anymore and your old life is a distant memory.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leavi,37957/

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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back (Original Post) Zorro Feb 2015 OP
However, getting evicted for not paying the rent pennylane100 Feb 2015 #1
I dig it! marym625 Feb 2015 #2
I'm at that age GP6971 Feb 2015 #3
Love It!! Marie Marie Feb 2015 #4

pennylane100

(3,425 posts)
1. However, getting evicted for not paying the rent
Wed Feb 18, 2015, 12:13 AM
Feb 2015

because you are unemployed and uninsured will not necessarily bring you eternal happiness.

marym625

(17,997 posts)
2. I dig it!
Wed Feb 18, 2015, 12:13 AM
Feb 2015

Just imagine what would happen with a mass walk out of corporate America.

Maybe that's how we fight the 1%

GP6971

(31,161 posts)
3. I'm at that age
Wed Feb 18, 2015, 12:16 AM
Feb 2015

where I'm REALLY tempted to do it. As usual, the Onions nails the sentiments of many in a funny way!

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