CNN: ISIS Lures Women With Kittens, Nutella

[kpete]

Damn it, we can't compete with that. ..

https://twitter.com/Yair_Rosenberg/status/568062239787192322

[Fred Sanders]

1. CNN Sucks. Trolls. Just trolls lately. Anything to distract from the disasterous antics of the GOP.

Who needs vetting when there is trolling to be done?

But these pathetic fictional women 'fighters' make excellent cannon fodder for ISIS.

Big hug from ISIS to CNN and Fox, special hug for Fox for their never ending and very helpful recruiting efforts on their behalf. Millions of dollars of free ads.

[Autumn]

2. That leaves me speechless.

[L0oniX]

3. LOL at the comments.

[bigtree]

4. a sophisticated infographic explaining how ISIS's secret plan will unfold.

Karl Sharro ?@KarlreMarks
Here's a sophisticated infographic explaining how ISIS's secret plan will unfold.



Karl Sharro ?@KarlreMarks
The Nutella angle though explains why ISIS wants to conquer Italy next.

[Fred Sanders]

5. I hope ISIS is working on that Nutella invasion navy. Kind of tough when you are fighting for your lives.

Nutella! New depths sunk to by CNN to 'spread' fear. How pathetically lame.

[dissentient]

12. LOL

[TwilightGardener]

6. And then they behead the kittens, and spread the little kitten bodies

with Nutella, and eat them raw. And the ladies swoon.

[Sunlei]

7. It's the "Twitter Effect" tm

[bigtree]

8. twitterlicious

[Sherman A1]

9. Obviously

It is time to up the security around Nutella production and distribution facilities.

[Bosonic]

10. Breakthrough

[freshwest]

20. Wish they were my kids. Quadruplets are a bit overwhelming to prospective dates, though.

They could go to COSTCO:

[Beacool]

11. Hmmm, I don't know about that strategy.......

Watch every guy who can't score a date show up with a kitten in one hand an a jar of Nutella in the other.

[herding cats]

13. CNN BREAKING NEWS: ISIS releases new propaganda video

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Their evilness knows no boundaries!

[freshwest]

15. Now *that* is a serious addiction! Who knew kitties loved it?

And that cat seems to be acting sneaky, too. I'll have to bring this up with some women I know.

They wink and grin about the stuff. I thought it was just chocolate and hazelnut. Must have some secret ingredients...

[herding cats]

18. That little furball should not be eating the Nutella, it has cocoa in it.

Cocoa is toxic to cats and dogs in large enough doses. Usually a cat doesn't like chocolate, in this case I suspect it's the milk in the Nutella the cat is finding so yummy. I bet they had an upset tummy after sneaking their treat.

[freshwest]

19. I was concerned about the chocolate, too. Obviously the cat's owners aren't...

I had a rescue cat who'd grown up eating cheeseburgers and chocolate chip cookies. It didn't seem to harm him, though, even though I resisted letting him have the cookies and thought the cheeseburger thing, despite the memes, was a bit odd. He didn't care for tuna, he wanted that beef patty.

I didn't know about Nutella and dairy, though, since it never tasted quite right to me and I gave away the only jar of it I bought. I tried to make a sandwich out of it, since I love hazelnut and chocolate, but not together, I found.

Just think about that paw going in there over and over again to get that stuff and having to lick it off... Might be a little bit of fur in that Nutella for the owners, huh?

[Donald Ian Rankin]

14. I have neither kittens nor Nutella. Is that why I'm single? N.T.

[freshwest]

16. That depends. Are you a kitten yourself? Are you a consumer delicacy? If so,

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having the other things would be redundant. I'm sure that there is a reason you are single (not that there's anything wrong with that). Perhaps you're too young to commit.

[trumad]

17. Michele Ferrero the inventor of Nutella just died.

[muriel_volestrangler]

21. They nicked this from a Daily Mail article from August:

ISIS goes nuts for Nutella: Brutal Jihadists reveal bizarre soft spot for the chocolate hazelnut spread

Members of the jihadist group posed for photographs holding jars of the Italian sweet treat while standing in supermarkets inside the Islamic State - the group's self-declared caliphate.

The images were subsequently uploaded to Twitter - sparking an intense debate among the fighters and their supporters over the virtues of Nutella.
...
There is also a Twitter account dubbed the Islamic State of Cat, which features masked and gun-toting jihadists holding tiny kittens.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2724889/ISIS-goes-nuts-Nutella-Brutal-Jihadists-reveal-bizarre-soft-spot-chocolate-hazelnut-spread.html

CNN is now literally tabloid TV.