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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Calling the Obama Administrations actions against the soccer organization weak and ineffective, Senator John McCain on Thursday proposed military action to dismantle and destroy FIFA once and for all.
These are people who only understand one thing: force, McCain said on the floor of the United States Senate. We must make FIFA taste the vengeful might and fury of the United States military.
McCain said that he was completely unimpressed by the Department of Justices arrests of several top FIFA lieutenants this week, calling the action the kind of Band-Aid solution that this Administration, sadly, has become famous for.
READ MORE SATIRE HERE: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mccain-urges-military-strikes-against-fifa
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,430 posts)And they have the nerve to call it football.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)Knew it was him before I clicked. I like the way his mind works. Reality, skewed only slightly.
olddots
(10,237 posts)He has become a total cartoon charactor .
ghostsinthemachine
(3,569 posts)The Russian governments official newspaper thought John McCain really wants the US to invade FIFA
09:25, 29 May 2015 The Insider
The official newspaper of the Russian government has mistaken a satirical New Yorker article for a real news report. Andy Borowitzs May 28 humor column, titled McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA, sparked an angry editorial by Vladislav Vorobyev, a deputy editor at Rossiskaya Gazeta, where he attacked American politicians for losing touch with reality and violating international law with impunity.
https://meduza.io/en/news/2015/05/29/the-russian-government-s-official-newspaper-thought-john-mccain-really-wants-the-us-to-invade-fifa
brooklynite
(94,950 posts)...have you tried to throw a grenade without using your hands?
joeybee12
(56,177 posts)and this is...what a blood-thirsty old fool McLame is