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Solly Mack

(90,785 posts)
Tue Jun 30, 2015, 09:57 PM Jun 2015

Campaign to Free T-Rump's Hair

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Are we not humane?

Are we not outraged by the abuse of all creatures?

YES! Because that's who we are - caring and compassionate!

When we see a wrong, do we leave it up to others to do the right thing?

When someone, or some...thing, needs our help, do we turn away?

NO! That's not who we are!


That's why we need to come together to Free T-Rump's Hair. Hasn't it been held captive long enough? How much longer does it have to endure the ridicule of resting atop the head of the obnoxious and unhinged?

People, I beg of you - join me in freeing T-Rump's Hair.


It's a living being yearning to breathe free. It's a huddled mass, there's no denying it!

The Hair wants to be free! The Hair wants to run with its brothers and sisters in peace and harmony. No longer burdened by the hate and vitriol of a very ugly mind.


Photo evidence of T-Rump's hair trying to make its escape.












With your help, this






can become this




A free and happy Hair.


Won't you please help T-Rump's Hair be Free?

Thank you.
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CrawlingChaos

(1,893 posts)
1. That hair wants to taste freedom
Tue Jun 30, 2015, 10:24 PM
Jun 2015

We cannot begin to imagine what hell it endures in the course of a day.

Thanks Solly Mack, you gave me a smile today

Solly Mack

(90,785 posts)
2. I feel sorry for it. If I had to sit on Trump's head, I'd beg for a razor.
Tue Jun 30, 2015, 10:29 PM
Jun 2015

You're welcome, CrawlingChaos.

Thanks!

Fumesucker

(45,851 posts)
5. That thing is clearly dangerous, it sucked all the humanity and brains out of the Donald
Wed Jul 1, 2015, 05:40 AM
Jul 2015

Leaving only ego, hubris and greed.

Free? It belongs in a biological containment facility for extreme pathogens.

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