"My falafel is leaking again." . . . Please come CAPTION Bill O'Reilly!!!

[skip fox]

Bill ("When I do it, it's not rape! Got it?&quot O'Reilly is saying: "It's really simple, Bernie. It's not hypocrisy for me to refuse to answer questions by left-wing zealots while still demanding precise answers from anyone who comes on this show for one very simple reason: . . . this is 'The No Spin Zone!' . . . Out there, they're just playing a game of gottja while spinning all over the place. . . . "Hypocrisy,' geez! . . . Maybe my critics should look in a dictionary once in a while!"



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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story with a Fox clip:

http://mediamatters.org/video/2015/07/02/oreillys-hypocrisy-admits-he-wont-tolerate-inte/204249

[packman]

1. Saw this show - the best Billage

was when he referred to the internet, when it criticized him, as a sewer

"O'REILLY: When I go on as an interview subject, I will tell the interviewer, face-to-face, eye-to-eye, 'look, I'm not going to answer stuff from the far-left website sewer. I'm not going to enable them or empower them at all."

So, any website that exposes his "military" service, his credibility or his sexual misdeeds - is branded a sewer. Rats in sewer, Bill.

[skip fox]

3. Yes, this is a classic. And only

three days old!!!

[underpants]

2. Bernie, thanks for being here to back up my straight talk with your support

for how much of a straight shooter I am.

No problem Bill, Look I'm just a straight shooter about your straight shooting

Yor right Bernie, you are and that my friend is straight shooting

[skip fox]

4. The dialogue:

Bill is saying: "You now, Bernie, sometimes it sounds like you're whining and it brings out something in me."

Bernie is saying: "Everyone used to pick on me all the time, but I never thought you'd do it, Bill."

Bill is saying: "Shut up, you little sissy! . . . Hell, if I was there, I'd give you something to whine about!!"

[underpants]

5. Ill say ths as if it is a surprise...

Yes I have conversations with human beings outside of my 52 minutes of airtime every night. Normal calm discussions without screaming and yelling and cutting off people's mics. They aren't just rich famous people because I'm so famous and important (smirks) but with everyday people like my former intern who I described what *I* would do with both food items and bath accessories or the time I advised my former wife how to walk down the stairs by putting my hands around her neck.