Letter: High court goes gay; GOP frets
OMG! This is just too funny.
From North Dakota
http://www.inforum.com/letters/3783627-letter-high-court-goes-gay-gop-frets
Here are just a few quotes:
Many Republicans are outraged, enraged and deranged by the way nine Druids in Washington circumvented the Constitution. Just like that time they pitched pennies in the hallway to decide the winner of the 2000 presidential election.
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Ted Cruz called it, “the darkest 24 hours in our nation’s history.” The. Darkest. Day. Ever. Worse than Pearl Harbor, 9/11, JFK’s assassination, or the day the Baha Men released “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
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Even our state lawmakers in North Dakota had an opinion. Rep. Dwight Kiefert, R-Valley City, weighed in with a bunch of misspelled words on Twizzler. Kiefert, you may recall, famously blocked an Islamic prayer at the state Capitol last session.
If a gay Muslim ever comes in to do the invocation, Kiefert’s head will explode. I doubt anyone will be hurt, though. It’s not like it will be an M-80 going off. We can only pray it doesn’t mess up the brass railing.
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Despite the ruling forcing all Americans to be gay-married, the good news is the country survived Independence Day without any terrorist attacks – a testament to the vigilance of Fox News, which warned daily of imminent doom. Between commercials, of course. If I were marketing Depends, I’d go all in on Fox News because when all those old white people watch, they crap their pants.
