911 operator: "This is Orlando 911, what is your emergency?"
Caller: "Yes! WE NEED THE Police ! this is Ringling Brothers Circus, we want to report a stolen vehicle!"
911 Operator: "what type of vehicle was stolen and where was it last seen sir?"
Caller: "Ok, the vehicle was parked outside our Clown Training Academy on the circus main campus. this station wagon pulled up really fast and stopped near our clown car. the driver and a couple of passengers jumped out of the vehicle and took our clown car!"
911Operator: "Did you get a look at the suspects? What did they look like?"
Caller: " I'm not sure, there were three. one looked like a clown-in-training, he had an absurd orange-ish comb over and kept sneering and laughing insanely while yelling "Run Ted, RUN! as he jumped into the clown car."
The driver they kept calling Mitt and we're really mad at him because he left his dog tied to the roof of his car that he abandoned."
911 Operator: "Did they say anything to you as they drove off?"
Caller: "Yes, the one called Ted said something like: I told you this would hold 15! and they drove off laughing insanely...
Please find our clown car, we need it for Saturday's show!"
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