"Of course the safety's off." . . . Please come CAPTION gun-nut Jim Cooley!!!

[skip fox]

In an interview, Jim ("You talking to me?&quot Cooley just finished saying: "My critics are dead wrong, Cal, I'm not just doing this to flaunt my 2nd amendment rights and give liberal simpletons a loaded middle finger, . . . I'm doing it because these days you can never tell when something might happen. Some terrorist might come to the airport to blow up a Christian rental-car agency, . . . or when drug gangs might start shooting it out over a big heroin shipment, . . . or when a Russian spy might. . . . Say, haven't you ever been to the movies?"

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Above CAPTION based on the following Crook&Liars story with a clip:

http://crooksandliars.com/2015/06/ammosexual-tests-open-carry-laws-busy

[Fred Sanders]

1. What does he do all day...hang around the food court and airport lounges...like all day??

Get a job, you lazy gunnut!

In any other country, which are many times less violent by the way, this guy is in a tight white body suit.

When paranoia meets ComicCon?

[just us]

2. must be homeless

Its hard finding something to defend from the OBAMATIES!

[Paladin]

3. Exhibit "A" as to why even some pro-gun activists don't like open carry. (nt)

[Duckhunter935]

4. ...

[Johonny]

5. Some day there will be a cure for a small penis. Then guns and frisbee dogs with scarves

will go extinct. Sadly that day is not today. Please give to the "Small Penis Fund" and together we can help find a cure.

[underpants]

6. I's is just a guy with a beard

That's all

[irisblue]

7. meanwhile a black guy picks up a pellet gun...

[Paladin]

8. Bullseye.

Open carry=white privilege.

[etherealtruth]

9. Great .... a paranoid, delusional, "not-so-bright" guy

... carrying a loaded weapon through a crowded airport .... what could possible go wrong?

Gotta protect those "Christian car rental companies" ....WTF?

[skip fox]

10. Well, CAPTIONing at DU is a creative activity, meant to satarize

our subjects by stretching what they said. This joker actually said "you can never tell what will happen." I embellished after that.

[etherealtruth]

11. Clearly I am slow on the uptake

[skip fox]

12. No problem. It happens often.

For satirical purposes, we try to make it sound both realistic and fantastic at once (thus the "Christian car rental&quot

[DFW]

13. Yup. Terrorists often target Christian rental car agencies.

Jewish and Zoroastrian rental car agencies, too, though to a lesser extent, I'm told.

[procon]

14. That's a creepy image.

My outraged Mama radar wants me to yell, "Get your damn hands off that little girl, you dirty old pervert!"

[skip fox]

15. Unfortunately that's his daughter.

He was at the airport seeing her off.

[onethatcares]

16. I couldn't find anything

about his military service.

[tblue37]

17. Remember neuroscientist Peter Steinmetz, whose loaded rifle accidentally ended up pointing at a

woman and her teenaged daughter when he took it into the airport when he went there just for a coffee run--and to strut around with a loaded weapon to prove he had the right to do so?
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/29/arizona-doctor-arrested-rifle-airport_n_5629170.html&ved=0CCYQFjADahUKEwiAg7bb4OXGAhWCUYgKHQ5tBMQ&usg=AFQjCNEiHtRRrusm9efsVqnS2xGVlliYgQ&sig2=FB0R1t7SO_RvZUGJhJ1ppg

Or the one whose gun accidentally went off in Houston at the ticket counter?
http://www.click2houston.com/news/man-whose-gun-discharged-at-bush-iah-ticket-counter-appears-in-court/33852840

What could possibly go wrong?

[tblue37]

18. Cartoon: