Key Kids! Let's Toast The Neighbors!

[Stinky The Clown]

This in legal in states but California.



And its only $699 in aluminum and $799 in polished aluminum or a fancy powder coat color.

How special is THIS??

Yaaaaaaa!


I want one, Daddy. Can I have one? Please? I promise not to toast Tommy.

http://www.engadget.com/2015/03/19/49-state-legal-personal-flamethrower/

[ileus]

1. I keep reading how these have been used in countless crimes already...

[hifiguy]

2. Mr Carlin?

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

[struggle4progress]

7. Another of the WWI contributions to our modern civilization,

like, y'know, poison gas and dropping bombs from airships

[HassleCat]

3. Possible implications

I guess you all know about the audience participation that goes on at the Rocky Horror Picture Show. When they say, "A toast!" the audience members throw around pieces of toast. I hope nobody brings a flame thrower.

[tblue37]

4. Evil jerks will use it to torture and kill animals. nt

[madinmaryland]

5. A responsible flame thrower owner until he isn't. FUCK THE NRA.

[seveneyes]

6. Hey Darwin

[ryan_cats]

8. I guess here in California we're still stuck with old fasioned hair spray and a lighter. n/t.