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http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/05/22/romney-of-course-ill-win-im-the-white-guy/What could have been a game changing moment in Mitt Romneys campaign turned into a horrendous gaffe Tuesday afternoon when the former governor was having lunch with a few of his supporters. Romney was hoping to show America how well he relates to the average working American by having a press recorded lunch at a local pancake house in rural Kentucky where the primary elections were taking place. However, what turned from a nice preplanned lunch with common-folk conversation ended up getting off track when one of Romneys supporters asked him how he was so certain he would win.Romney turned to the man seated on his left and seemingly forgetting the ten plus reporters in the room said, Well between you and me, we have to think about the reality of the situation. Obama is a popular guy and his supporters are hell-bent in getting him reelected. There is one thing that his campaign seems to keep forgetting over and over, and that is how many Americans cant stand the guy for an obvious reason. Of course Ill win, Im the white guy.
The Romney supporter looked at Romney with a look of agreement yet bewilderment. The chatter within the room got quite loud as reporters grabbed at their phones and took rapid notes. Its not every day that a candidate is so brutally honest with his supporters.
One of Romneys aides quickly tapped the former governor on the shoulder and whispered something into his ear. Romneys face had a stone cold expression that can only be described as terrified. After talking with his aide for a minute or so, Romney turned back to the table and smiled saying, Its a good thing we all know how to take a joke here, huh? Of course the reason that I know Im going to win in because Im the guy that will stand up for true conservative values and economic prosperity. Which of course is what the American people will want come November.
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Hahahaha - I fell for it - it's satire - my bad
derby378
(30,252 posts)This is like The Onion, isn't it? It don't belong here.
malaise
(269,172 posts)What a fugging racist.
malaise
(269,172 posts)Tone deaf doesn't describe this racist
ZombieHorde
(29,047 posts)greatauntoftriplets
(175,750 posts)Last edited Wed May 23, 2012, 08:54 PM - Edit history (1)
My God, the man is tone deaf. McCain was a white guy too and we all know how that ended.
Oh drat! I can hear him saying it, though.
drm604
(16,230 posts)Response to malaise (Original post)
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lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)cali
(114,904 posts)for obvious satire. I mean for fuck's sake, the top of the site reads "NEWS THAT"S ALMOST RELIABLE". And now we'll be treated to the same lame ass "but it could be true" from those who were dupes.
Orangepeel
(13,933 posts)Response to malaise (Original post)
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cali
(114,904 posts)The huge honking "NEWS THAT"S ALMOST RELIABLE" is a huge honking CLUE.
Sheesh.
Webster Green
(13,905 posts)That's a satire site. I was falling for it though.
Too good to be true.
malaise
(269,172 posts)yellerpup
(12,254 posts)Then I notice that freewood is a satirical website. Ya got me!
malaise
(269,172 posts)LOL
yellerpup
(12,254 posts)I needed a laugh.
malaise
(269,172 posts)yellerpup
(12,254 posts)PSPS
(13,614 posts)malaise
(269,172 posts)Received it by email from a good friend and never checked the site.
My bad.
The Second Stone
(2,900 posts)It's written as a straight news story.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,858 posts)Unfortunately it's also an example of Poe's Law.
malaise
(269,172 posts)Fell for it hook, line and sinker
Cali_Democrat
(30,439 posts)drm604
(16,230 posts)I think that website is questionable as a source. Here's another story from that website.
http://www.freewoodpost.com/2012/03/07/bananas-and-cucumbers-deemed-too-sexual-and-will-soon-be-banned-from-some-shelves-in-tennessee
malaise
(269,172 posts)It is satire - I fell for it
MichiganVote
(21,086 posts)Nye Bevan
(25,406 posts)Pathetic isn't a strong enough word.
salparadise1000
(48 posts)Last I checked the internets were a pretty big thing, yet you seem to imply that there is only room for a single satire site. Also, the Onion has many funny things, but some others leave me with nothing more
than a faint smile. Disclosure - I am a regular contributor FWP. Many of the things we publish are more daring than anything The Onion has put out in years.
Logical
(22,457 posts)marasinghe
(1,253 posts)".... Free Wood Post is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within FreeWoodPost.com are fiction, and presumably fake news.
Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental, except for all references to politicians and/or celebrities, in which case they are based on real people, but still based almost entirely in fiction ...."
malaise
(269,172 posts)marasinghe
(1,253 posts)Blecht
(3,803 posts)This is idiotic. It's not funny, and you should delete the post.
99th_Monkey
(19,326 posts)TrogL
(32,822 posts)...in recent Provincial elections in Alberta. It's been called one of the "bozo moments" that cost the Wild Rose Party the election.
The candidate in question blogged that he had an advantage over other candidates because he is Caucasian