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Un-fucking-believable
Kim Daviss Lawyer Tells Elected Official To Do Her Damn Job. For Real.
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There are several things we know about the Kim Davis case. For one, the Kentucky clerk is an obvious victim of the homosexual conspiracies, who will roast in hell if she gets gay on her by signing marriage licenses, because her God is the embodiment of love. Haha, just kidding, she is a pathetic douchekibble who needs to do her job or resign. PICK ONE, MADAM.
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We also know her lawyers at the Liberty Counsel, most prominently Mat Staver, are lying hypocrites and bad lawyers who dont as much fight for their clients as they fight for their (mostly white) Christian supremacist agenda. They claim to love Constitution, but they only love Constitution when judges do what they say, usually because those judges are bad at Constitution. Otherwise, they revert back to We should get what we want because we say we love Jesus a lot, that means were supposed to win. Its right there in the Bible, after the part about how slavery is #winning.
But lets focus on that hypocrite thing, because heres Mat Staver saying a lady whos an elected official should do her job, and if shes not willing to, then shoe horns and suck a penis, she should just quit, Glory Glory Hallelujah! Hes not talking about Kim Davis though, LOL, of course not. Hes talking about Annise Parker, the lesbian superhero mayor of Houston:
Annise Parker
issued her left-handed support here, not so thinly veiled support, for a boycott of Houston, the city that she represents. [
] She is basically supporting, giving a wink and a nod to, some leftists are talking about having corporate boycotts of Houston and so forth.
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As we so caustically gaysplained at you the other day, Parker only has a few months left in office before she goes wherever lesbians go when theyre retired, and shes not pleased that Houstonians listened to squirrel-fellating fundamentalists claiming a simple nondiscrimination ordinance would lead to guys named Bruce dressing up in bad drag, sneaking into the bathroom, and diddling the ladies and the younger ladies.
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So she wants to do something about it, because, CONSTITUTION FACT, civil rights really arent supposed to be put up to a vote, no matter how badly the conservative Christians hate being throat-crammed with all that nasty tasting equality. And part of that is by helpfully urging the Houston business community to make like the Indiana business community, when confronted with a law thats Bad For Business, and raise unholy hell about it. Raising hell, by the way, is the Texas Way, as we learned from Molly Ivins, PBUH.
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Read more at http://wonkette.com/595830/kim-daviss-lawyer-tells-elected-official-to-do-her-damn-job-for-real#q7xAJAdaSeWv5EjQ.99
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(1,832 posts)niyad
(113,329 posts)Rex
(65,616 posts)They must tether him down so he doesn't walk out into oncoming traffic. Amazing, almost makes me believe in miracles.
niyad
(113,329 posts)autonomic function, otherwise, we would not be bothered with them.
Rex
(65,616 posts)Somehow they evolved enough to grift as humans. Along with the rest of us that have to actually deal and live in reality.