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niyad

(113,329 posts)
Fri Nov 13, 2015, 01:57 PM Nov 2015

Kim Davis’s Lawyer Tells Elected Official (not kim!) To Do Her Damn Job. For Real.

Un-fucking-believable


Kim Davis’s Lawyer Tells Elected Official To Do Her Damn Job. For Real.

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There are several things we know about the Kim Davis case. For one, the Kentucky clerk is an obvious victim of the homosexual conspiracies, who will roast in hell if she gets gay on her by signing marriage licenses, because her God is the embodiment of love. Haha, just kidding, she is a pathetic douchekibble who needs to do her job or resign. PICK ONE, MADAM.

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We also know her lawyers at the Liberty Counsel, most prominently Mat Staver, are lying hypocrites and bad lawyers who don’t as much fight for their clients as they fight for their (mostly white) Christian supremacist agenda. They claim to love “Constitution,” but they only love “Constitution” when judges do what they say, usually because those judges are bad at “Constitution.” Otherwise, they revert back to “We should get what we want because we say we love Jesus a lot, that means we’re supposed to win.” It’s right there in the Bible, after the part about how slavery is #winning.

But let’s focus on that “hypocrite” thing, because here’s Mat Staver saying a lady who’s an elected official should do her job, and if she’s not willing to, then shoe horns and suck a penis, she should just quit, Glory Glory Hallelujah! He’s not talking about Kim Davis though, LOL, of course not. He’s talking about Annise Parker, the lesbian superhero mayor of Houston:
Annise Parker … issued her left-handed support here, not so thinly veiled support, for a boycott of Houston, the city that she represents. […] She is basically supporting, giving a wink and a nod to, some leftists are talking about having corporate boycotts of Houston and so forth.

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As we so caustically gaysplained at you the other day, Parker only has a few months left in office before she goes wherever lesbians go when they’re retired, and she’s not pleased that Houstonians listened to squirrel-fellating fundamentalists claiming a simple nondiscrimination ordinance would lead to guys named Bruce dressing up in bad drag, sneaking into the bathroom, and diddling the ladies and the younger ladies.

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So she wants to do something about it, because, CONSTITUTION FACT, civil rights really aren’t supposed to be put up to a vote, no matter how badly the conservative Christians hate being throat-crammed with all that nasty tasting equality. And part of that is by helpfully urging the Houston business community to make like the Indiana business community, when confronted with a law that’s Bad For Business, and raise unholy hell about it. Raising hell, by the way, is the Texas Way, as we learned from Molly Ivins, PBUH.

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Read more at http://wonkette.com/595830/kim-daviss-lawyer-tells-elected-official-to-do-her-damn-job-for-real#q7xAJAdaSeWv5EjQ.99

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Kim Davis’s Lawyer Tells Elected Official (not kim!) To Do Her Damn Job. For Real. (Original Post) niyad Nov 2015 OP
i wonder if the hypocrisy even registered with him saturnsring Nov 2015 #1
that would require intelligence and awareness. niyad Nov 2015 #2
. . . niyad Nov 2015 #3
I wonder how he functions with a head made out of balsa wood? Rex Nov 2015 #4
it is a miracle that these people can actually dress themselves. pity that breathing is an niyad Nov 2015 #5
True. Evolution has some down sides. Rex Nov 2015 #6
it truly boggles the mind. niyad Nov 2015 #7
 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
4. I wonder how he functions with a head made out of balsa wood?
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 03:06 PM
Nov 2015

They must tether him down so he doesn't walk out into oncoming traffic. Amazing, almost makes me believe in miracles.

niyad

(113,329 posts)
5. it is a miracle that these people can actually dress themselves. pity that breathing is an
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 03:07 PM
Nov 2015

autonomic function, otherwise, we would not be bothered with them.

 

Rex

(65,616 posts)
6. True. Evolution has some down sides.
Sat Nov 14, 2015, 03:10 PM
Nov 2015

Somehow they evolved enough to grift as humans. Along with the rest of us that have to actually deal and live in reality.

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