What the fuck is the woman card?

[malaise]

I've never heard anyone describe the man card - enough of that crap already.

[randys1]

1. Not sure who is using it and how...examples?

[malaise]

12. Trump last night said all Hillary has is the woman card

[randys1]

14. With all her issues, and she has many, she is ten times the man he is anyday.

Or Woman, or whatever.

He is not a man, he is a corrupt thief and prick.

[Hortensis]

24. Great, Randy. And thanks, Malaise.

[Buzz Clik]

53. Calling Trump a "prick" is playing the man card.

[gwheezie]

2. I carry mine in my purse

I had it laminated

[Tipperary]

17. Lol!

[dixiegrrrrl]

32. Thread win!

[KansDem]

34. I thought you weren't suppose to get them laminated...

You know, like Social Security cards.

[leftofcool]

36. LOL

[GusBob]

3. The queen of hearts?

Beats me

[Throd]

4. My wife took my man card.

[smirkymonkey]

5. I use mine to get into bars on Ladies' night.

[KamaAina]

6. I would imagine it's the gender equivalent of the "race card".

For whatever that's worth.

[underpants]

20. Bingo!

[Hekate]

41. You nailed it. It's a dismissive and demeaning comment, is all. nt

[stone space]

7. Man Card

[Demit]

8. That's adorable.

[malaise]

13. LOL

[underpants]

19. It's a little latte for that

[ChisolmTrailDem]

9. Lol, you know malaise is deadly serious when she spells "fuck" instead of "fugg"! In answer to your

question, I have no idea what the woman card is. But it seems that card-pulling is always done by someone other than racist/bigoted white men, as if white men are the center of the universe. And it seems it's white men that always seem to be calling out the card players.


Disclaimer: I'm a middle-aged white man.

[malaise]

11. As in Trump last night - all she has is the woman card

Fuck Trump and dump him too

[maxsolomon]

10. My wife has one

She uses it to get out of tasks she simply does not wish to perform, and will not compromise on. I call it "situational feminism" - there are tasks that both genders can perform, but she does not believe women should have to perform them.

For instance:
Driving ("I don't want to mess up my shoes" was the most recent rationale).
Lifting objects >50 lbs (she's almost 6' tall).

She calls these tasks "Dick Jobs". There are no "women's tasks", BTW.

[underpants]

18. You can lift 50 pounds with your *|{+ ?

AND drive with it?

*I*'m impressed.

[maxsolomon]

21. I "like" your comment

[Hortensis]

27. Well, what man wouldn't? I'm impressed too, btw!

[ProfessorGAC]

25. Superb!

From one long timer to another!

[underpants]

26. :-)

[dixiegrrrrl]

33. ROLF!!!!!

[Hekate]

42. Dammit underpants, I just sprayed coffee all over my screen. "With this lever I can move the world!"

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

35. Some women do that

I'm not much of a girly girl. I share a lot of these kinds of tasks with my husband. I mow the lawn and we have a very hilly property. I almost always am the driver because I like driving more than my husband does. I don't know how driving could mess your shoes. It is definitely not a concern of mine. I will lift as heavy as I can, but my husband is at least 4 times stronger than I am so tasks that require an incredible amount of strength fall into his territory unfortunately. Honestly, I have always been envious of men for how much easier it is for them to build and maintain physical strength. I try though.

[Hekate]

43. Wow, okay. About shoes, though...

Back when I worked in an office and wore suit-appropriate leather shoes (instead of the sandals and sneakers I now wear all the time), I found that the heel-back of the right shoe became considerably scuffed from contact with the floor mat in my car. The mat attracts sand and gravel, you know. Then I discovered you could buy a little purpose-made pillow to toss down there and rest your heel on while driving. Problem solved.

My sis came to visit and said what the hell is this thing?

[BlueJazz]

15. I've got a woman card. I've told women about it but I get the usual answer:

"You sick perverted bastard, get the hell away from me".

[malaise]

16. Haahaha - you are sick

[Skittles]

48. SCHEDULING SICK PERVERTED BLUEJAZZ FOR ASS KICKING

YES INDEED

[BlueJazz]

49. !

[ladyVet]

50. As they should!

I've always done work that most would consider "man" work. My daddy didn't believe some things were for girls and some for boys. He treated us all as equals. If the car needed to be fixed, or the pips were frozen and needed to be thawed, or the grass needed to be mown, or whatever, he'd just grab one of us and we'd help him. All four of his girls can do things a lot of women wouldn't even try, and my brothers can clean, cook and take care of a house.

I raised my sons the same way. They can do anything, and don't think any job is beneath them, or only for women.

[Doctor_J]

22. That would be when a debate moderator asks you whats the main difference between you and the

President, and you say, "I'm a woman"

[SammyWinstonJack]

39. Yep. She's allowed, ya know.

[ProfessorGAC]

23. Queen of Diamonds?

Of Hearts, or Spades, or Clubs? Just guessing.

[NCTraveler]

28. The woman card

Each woman carrying the woman card it entitled to the following

1: The right to be paid less than your male counterpart for the same work.
2: The right to be brought up in a patriarchal society, non-conformers will be frowned upon.
3: The right to be viewed as an object, not a person.
4: The right to not have any rights with respect to our own bodies.
5: The right to be blamed for being assaulted.
6: The right to be denigrated if one doesn't feel the need to be attached to a man or have children.
7: The right to be discriminated in the workplace beyond that of pay.
8: The right to say the same thing as a man and be mocked for doing so.
9: The right to be represented by a bunch of men in government.

That's just a couple of points on my woman's card.

[valerief]

29. It's an official government card that designates you're allowed to use

women's public bathrooms. I mean, Ladies Rooms.

[underpants]

37. Not valid in Houston

[meow2u3]

30. It's nothing but a sexist crock of shit

Repig bigots are accusing powerful women of playing the "woman card" as a cheap excuse to belittle women in general and to try to discredit female Presidential candidates.

They're the same ones who play the religious persecution card because they can't legally use their religion to discriminate.

[pnwmom]

38. There's a man card for sure. And Trump thinks more than 200 years of men playing it

haven't been enough.

[EX500rider]

40. This is a woman card:

[Bucky]

44. There's four of them

For when you go clubbing...


For gardening...


For baseball...


and for concerts...

[F4lconF16]

45. My man card was Chuck Norris approved.

It said my name. My title was "Calculator Junkie."

High school was fun.

[Skittles]

46. it's used by the same people who say stuff like "ALL LIVES MATTER"

and think it is profound

[Depaysement]

51. Queen of Hearts?

I dunno. Seems daft to me.

[RKP5637]

52. Likely pulled from the same dictionary of stupidity as the gay agenda and the liberal media! n/t