Under the GOP plan, Social Security will not be needed.

[PeoViejo]

Their plan is to make sure none of us live long enough to collect it.

[liberal N proud]

1. No need for health care either

GOP plan - you get sick, you die

[PeoViejo]

2. ...but Guns must be freely available

..in case you've had enough with your shitty life and decide you want to blow your brains out.

[tazkcmo]

4. Or other's brains out.

It's therepuetic.

[PeoViejo]

6. Some people will do anything to relieve stress...n/t

[liberal N proud]

10. Life - Not so much; Liberty - not so much; Pursuit of happiness - You want happy?

Only if you want a gun!

Guns are more sacred that life it's self in the good ol' USofA.

[PeoViejo]

11. Thre's always the Magic Pill

Big Pharma has one with your name on it.

[liberal N proud]

12. Yeh, it will just cost you $$$

[PeoViejo]

13. Why not?

The Doctors and Lawyers are going to get it all before you die, anyway.

Might as well be Happy.

[Downwinder]

7. You have no right to die.

You are depriving your owner of property.

[PeoViejo]

9. Insurance Corporations won't have to pay-out

..if you blow your brains out.

[prouddemfromaustin44]

15. The GOP's motto in a nutshell

Sadly, they still manage to get votes from millions in this country. I wonder when such people will wake up and smell the coffee?

[TexasProgresive]

3. +a googolplex

[PeoViejo]

5. While you're at it..

kill your relatives and friends, so they won't be able to collect either.

[Fuddnik]

8. They'll replace it with a universal, single-payer burial benefit.

Make that cremation. Graveyards take up too much valuable real estate.

[PeoViejo]

14. They will use the Headstones for paving

..and feed your ashes to the Sunflowers.