American politics, seen through the eyes of a black bear...

[AgingAmerican]

[orpupilofnature57]

1. + 10000!!!!!!

[Xipe Totec]

2. Some taste like pepper and they're full of bells

[AgingAmerican]

4. +++!

[JonathanRackham]

3. A nondenominational bear.

Works for me.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

5. Black bears aren't known for killing people... or eating them.

It happens some times, but pretty rare. Black bears probably wouldn't have much of an opinion on the taste of humans since they tend to avoid them and normally don't eat them.

[AgingAmerican]

9. I know this didn't go over your head.....

C'mon.

[HereSince1628]

6. Look Yogi! Walking Pic-a-nic baskets!

[hifiguy]

7. It's bearly possible

I suppose.

[Skittles]

8. probably true