Fuckin' Craig Mazin: An Appreciation of Ted Cruz's College Roommate

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This endless and deeply tragic week in America has brought us precisely one good thing: a reminder that Craig Mazin exists, the one-time roommate and lifelong enemy of Ted Cruz. Fuckin’ Craig. Love that guy.

Mazin is a somewhat famous screenwriter and director (he wrote The Hangover parts II and III and some of the Scary Movies), and, more importantly for our purposes, was freshman roommates with Cruz at Princeton. It was an experience that Mazin found deeply scarring; so much so that as Cruz’s political star has risen, Mazin has been moved time and again to comment on what a fucking asshole he thinks the Senator is.

In a truly wonderful Daily Beast piece in 2013, he expounded at length to reporter Patricia Murphy about his hatred for Cruz, leaving us with a number of glorious anecdotes that really sound just like Ted Cruz. Such as:

“I remember very specifically that he had a book in Spanish and the title was Was Karl Marx a Satanist? And I thought, who is this person?” Mazin says of Ted Cruz. “Even in 1988, he was politically extreme in a way that was surprising to me.”

And also:

In addition to Mazin and Leitch, several fellow classmates who asked that their names not be used described the young Cruz with words like “abrasive,” “intense,” “strident,” “crank,” and “arrogant.” Four independently offered the word “creepy,” with some pointing to Cruz’s habit of donning a paisley bathrobe and walking to the opposite end of their dorm’s hallway where the female students lived.

“I would end up fielding the [girls’] complaints: ‘Could you please keep your roommate out of our hallway?’” Mazin says.

And, in a quote that holds just as true today, Mazin said he wouldn’t be voting for the guy for president: “I would rather have anybody else be the president of the United States. Anyone. I would rather pick somebody from the phone book.”

http://theslot.jezebel.com/fuckin-craig-mazin-an-appreciation-of-ted-cruzs-colleg-1746278435

[Hekate]

1. Skin-crawlingly creepy. Then add politics and Cruz is skin-crawlingly dangerous.

He's one of the candidates who is just waiting for Trump to implode -- or maybe for Trump to ask him to be his running mate. Brr!

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3. He's flat out scary.

[Enthusiast]

2. Cruz is deeply weird. Some random someone from the phone book would be preferable.

[smirkymonkey]

4. Read some of the comments.

I think you would be hard pressed to find one person on the planet who likes this guy even if they did agree with his politics. He's just a disgusting human being.

[Justice]

5. Ted Cruz asked whether he wanted to block women from accessing birth control, he said no, because

"...don’t have a rubber shortage in America. Look, when I was in college, we had a machine in the bathroom, you put 50 cents in and voila."

That's right, when asked about whether he wanted to limit women's access to birth control, Cruz said it was nonsense because rubbers are available.

Said democrats were falsely painting conservatives as the "condom police."

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/ted-cruz-birth-control-dont-rubber-shortage-america/story?id=35501705