The last time we had a bidnessman...
...in the White House this supposed business fucking genius took a surplus and ran the tab to 10 trillion dollars in debt.
It cannot be said often enough, fuck Two Shoes McClown.
Now we have Lurch the Fucking StiffTM touting his superduper-powerfully-omnipotent-but-I-can't-tell-you plan to "rescue" Amercia America.
Hear that fucking sound, you walking wad of pustule? It's crickets, you fucking trust fund baby - same goes for your service avoiding son, Taggart. Both of you lame motherfuckers are bidnessmen by dint of a distant wave to what it really fucking takes.
(By the way, Republicants come up with some interesting names for their whelps: Tagg, Track Enfield, Slurry, Feces. Guess they hate their children, but I digress).
On another note, I absolutely fucking believe that Lurch the Fucking StiffTM has nothing to do with the Mexican drug cartels even though his daddy was born in Mexico. Furthermore, I'm quite positive that he's never met any Zeta or been to Sinaloa, but he should categorically state this and provide proof of his non-involvement with the illegal drug trade.