Stop sending the dildos!!

[Richard D]

"No one ever said it’s easy to take a stand against the federal government: it’s cold, there aren’t enough snacks, everyone is pissy, and a bunch of strangers won’t stop sending you hate mail and dicks.

Oregon militia organizer Jon Ritzheimer really, really fuckin’ hates Uncle Sam. But what he hates even more is all of the obscene and generally unhelpful emails and packages that strangers from around the country and Gawker are sending to his band of armchair commandos. In a new Facebook post and accompanying video, Ritzheimer says he’s sick of this garbage:

It’s sad that there are people who would spend this kind of money on this rather than spending it to do good in the world. I’m done living in fear of an oppressing force. I’m going to uphold my oath to the Constitution and sleep great at night knowing that I did everything in my power to ensure what our founding fathers did for us will not be lost.

He takes particular issue with an enormous dildo and a “bag of dicks” that appear to be made out of candy—a form of snack, so I’m not sure what his beef is here. Militia spokesperson Maureen “Mo” Peltier echoes Ritzheimer’s disgust:"


http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. How does one send a package to these misfits?

Serious question.

Thanks.

[Richard D]

4. Here ya go

I think some extra small condoms and lube would be appreciated:

[sunnystarr]

5. Go to this site

http://dicksbymail.com/

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Thanks. I'll empty out a trash can

and send the crummiest stuff to them.

[Arugula Latte]

2. Dickbags for Dickbags

[MineralMan]

3. Anyone know where I can buy

USED dildos cheap? I'd love to make up a large shipment, with a label that read "Pene's Grade A Jerkies."

[lovemydog]

8. roflmao

[flamingdem]

6. Sarah Palin needs to get over there

and they'd have a reality tv show that would make em rich enough to buy Oregon

[hifiguy]

7. OMG.