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Cyrano

(15,035 posts)
Fri Feb 5, 2016, 01:35 PM Feb 2016

So if Trump becomes president

what can we expect over the next four years? Here are some guesses:

O His inauguration will be moved to the Taj Mahal.

O Attendees at his inauguration will be told to kneel rather than applaud.

O Megan Kelly will try to find a safe place on the planet to live out her days.

O Roger Ailes will swear he never heard of Megan Kelly.

O Trump's ex wives will rake in millions with explicit sexual bios.

O Jeb will be told to show up at the White House and bring a shoe shine kit.

O Those naming a first son Donald will get "yuge" tax breaks.

O Mar-a-Largo will be declared a national monument.

O He will declare his presidential library to be the entire state of Iowa.

O Trump's first SCOTUS appointment will be (I can't do this. You pick it).

Please feel free to add your predicitons.

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So if Trump becomes president (Original Post) Cyrano Feb 2016 OP
A wall will be built around America liberal N proud Feb 2016 #1
My guess is the wall works to keep THEM out and to keep US in. And it keeps THEIR stuff out and pampango Feb 2016 #11
I'm leaving the planet. Rex Feb 2016 #2
I will... 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #9
A mass exodus of Americans moving to Canada. In_The_Wind Feb 2016 #3
This will become the new National Anthem: Maedhros Feb 2016 #4
The US gets sold to China in a huuuuge deal for Trump NightWatcher Feb 2016 #5
Okay, regarding his SCOTUS appointments Cyrano Feb 2016 #6
Trump's first SCOTUS appointment will be Judge Judy. KamaAina Feb 2016 #7
You get the gold medal for that one Cyrano Feb 2016 #8
She would be better than... 3catwoman3 Feb 2016 #10

pampango

(24,692 posts)
11. My guess is the wall works to keep THEM out and to keep US in. And it keeps THEIR stuff out and
Fri Feb 5, 2016, 06:05 PM
Feb 2016

OUR stuff in. In Donald's eyes, the rest of the world will cease to exist and the US will function in as an island immune to global warming and the problems and opportunities in the rest of the world. He will recreate the 1920's of Calvin Coolidge and Herbert Hoover without remembering, or caring, what came after that.

Cyrano

(15,035 posts)
6. Okay, regarding his SCOTUS appointments
Fri Feb 5, 2016, 02:15 PM
Feb 2016

my first guess would be Sofia Vergara, or J.Lo, (quid pro quo, etc.).

And before you say it, it's pure male chauvinism. But, hey, this is Trump we're talking about.

So let's hear who you think he'd pick.

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