The only way to stop a bad guy eating pizza with a fork is a good guy eating pizza with his hands.

[climber3986]

shots fired at trumad.

Are we allowed 1 silly thread on April fools? Or will my thread get nuked immediately?

[Phentex]

1. Don't like forks?

Don't buy one.

[climber3986]

4. Why do you hate america?

You are either with people who eat pizza with their hands or against us.

[So Far From Heaven]

19. Wait a second.....

May not hate america.

Could be a Volvo diving, latte drinking liberal.

[Mister Ed]

21. Volvo diving?

Does that mean what I think it means?

[So Far From Heaven]

22. Shit!!! Volvo DRIVING!

bad bad bad

[CTyankee]

2. Of course. I am thoroughly enjoying all the pizza eating comments...

[malaise]

3. Yes you can

Tomorrow now - we'll stick a fork in this topic -along with Kasick.

[LiberalArkie]

8. This is a serious matter of civility and honor.

[malaise]

9. Well I'll stay out of this one

since I eat a slice of pizza maybe once every five years

[roguevalley]

10. the man settles the question

https://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KIo.Dv4v5WpCcAZR40nIlQ;_ylu=X3oDMTBzOHI0M25tBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDBGdwb3MDMjc-?p=Jon+Stewart+About+Eating+Pizza+With+a+Fork&vid=2fabf46e4cb722bacf69360181934f9e&turl=http%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOVP.Vdb54a8d2cd09d7bba8e172a9e72cd6f2%26pid%3D15.1%26h%3D183%26w%3D300%26c%3D7%26rs%3D1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fgothamist.com%2F2011%2F06%2F02%2Fvideo_berserk_jon_stewart_shreds_tr.php&tit=Video%3A+Berserk+Jon+Stewart+Shreds+Trump%26%2339%3Bs+Pizza-Eating+Habits&c=26&h=183&w=300&l=0&sigr=127qdbeag&sigt=121atulji&sigi=131qts3av&age=1306972800&fr2=p%3As%2Cv%3Av&fr=yhs-iry-fullyhosted_003&hsimp=yhs-fullyhosted_003&hspart=iry&tt=b

[malaise]

11. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah

I amazed Trump doesn't have a new position on this one

[So Far From Heaven]

20. Sure the url is long enough? (nt)

[roguevalley]

23. that was the shortest one I found

[Kalidurga]

5. Look no fork.

[LiberalArkie]

7. Yes but he was raised in a civilized environment.

[Kalidurga]

16. True

I have a hard time trusting people who don't trust where their hands have been.

[LiberalArkie]

6. I just can not fathom how a Democrat (even a HRC supporter) can in all seriousness

support eating pizza with a fork. It is just not the human way of partaking in Pizza. Does a person eat soup with a fork? Does a person eat a sandwich with a knife and fork. There are things meant to get you messy some are not. If the eating establishment has a roll of paper towels handy, that is a sign that hands at the preferred method. If when they bring you the food, the waiter does not bring a knife and fork, that is another sign.

I will outline them again. Pizza, ribs, wings, pork chops, sandwiches, and ice cream sandwiches are to be eaten with hands

other things maybe spoons and knives and forks.

[LiberalEsto]

18. Forks are for

[Taitertots]

12. If your pizza is thin enough to hold by hand, then you hate America.

J/K

[Liberal_in_LA]

13. Lol

[LiberalArkie]

17. Totally agree and the cheese should string out at least 12 inches when you pull a slice off

the pan.

[awoke_in_2003]

14. Some people's fingers

are too tiny to eat pizza properly

[madinmaryland]

15. Welcome back to DU!! Come visit us over in the Sports Group.