"Several months ago, he began wearing a bulletproof vest...leaving him sweaty"

[kpete]

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/04/inside-the-donald-trump-presidential-campaign.html#

[oldandhappy]

1. Wonder if he will ever admit

that campaigning is waaaay harder work than sitting at a desk collecting money.

[Califonz]

4. Seriously, why bother with $4 billion in net worth?

If I had that kind of cash, I'd probably just sit by the pool all day looking at lolcat videos on my iPad.

Even a completely safe 1% return on his investments is $40 million a year. (I'm sure he does much better.)

My lifestyle would make Hugh Hefner in his heyday seem like a Trappist monk.

[Victor_c3]

7. Thats what I've been saying for years

seriously though,I would probably never see $1 billion as I would probably have stopped somewhere once I hit the low million dollar range. Fortunately I don't think I'm going to have that problem of having to figure out how to spend a fortune like that.

I always joked that if I won the powerball that I'd blow it on cocaine and prostitutes. But First I'd change my name to something like R. N. Rich or Richard Dick or something along those lines. Nobody would haggle a guy with the name Rich Dick for money...

[JoePhilly]

2. Well, his supporters are insane.

He might want to buy a pope mobile before one of his followers martyrs him for their cause.

[Fuddnik]

3. Would a flak jacket protect him from shooting off his mouth?

[Aerows]

5. It wouldn't stop him

from shooting himself in the foot.

[oldandhappy]

6. hilarious! thanks.