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Sun May 29, 2016, 01:10 PM May 2016

Top 10 Conservative Idiots #29: Springtime For Trumpenfuror Edition


Top 10 Conservative Idiots #29: Springtime For Trumpenfuror Edition

Welcome back to the Top 10 Conservative Idiots! Taking the darkest of humanity and juxta positioning it with hilarious memes and random video clips since 2015. So I love Lewis Black. He’s one of the best stand up comedians working today. No one delivers a “fuck you” with a straight up middle finger better than Mr. Black does. I have most of his stand up albums and I’ve even seen him live a couple of times. And some of the best bits on the Daily Show are usually his. He had a great rant about Donald Trump back during the 2012 election (which mostly proved to be true) and my all time favorite segment of his had to be his “don’t fuck with New York” infomercial that he did for the Daily Show in response to an ad campaign from Rick Perry. Well this week, Mr. Black was on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert. And Stephen asked him how he manages to keep the rage so fresh. He says “I usually wake up cheerful. Then I read the paper and go… SON OF A BITCH!!!”. Can we roll tape on that?



So where do we begin this week? Well in the number one slot, that is going to the State Of Oklahoma (1). You thought North Carolina was up to some evil human rights violating shit? Wait until you see what Oklahoma has in store! Donald Trump takes up not one, but 3 slots this week. So in the second slot we’ll talk about how Donald Trump was not just wanting the 2008 housing crash to happen, he was quite literally salivating over it. Ew. The third slot is going to cover the shit storm that is Donald Trump’s campaign and this week he visited Walter White’s home state of New Mexico, and my home town of Anaheim, California. And both stops were complete shit shows. And in the fourth slot, we’re going to talk about Trump’s transition to full blown Nazism. That plus a long time favorite Top 10 conservative idiot – Martin Shkreli, heartily endorses Trumpenfuror! Taking the fifth slot this week is the San Diego Padres (5). So the San Diego Gay Men’s Chorus was invited to Petco Park to sing the National Anthem. But what should have been an incident free situation turned into a total clusterfuck and that’s before the first pitch was thrown at Sunday’s 17 inning marathon game between the Padres and the Dodgers. In the number 6 slot is the Bathroom Police (6). We have shown you the Bathroom Police at their craziest, and they may lose the College World Series in Lincoln because of it. But this week, we’re going to turn around and show you the flip side and people who are actively coming up with some unique solutions to a non existent problem. At number 7 we’re going to channel John Oliver and tell you about “People Who Somehow Got Elected”. This week, I give you Louie Gohmert, who saw “The Martian” and is taking things way too literally. Taking the number 8 slot, we’re going to take a dip in the international conservative idiots file and head to Brazil where a real life coup is taking place, and of course failing big time. In the number 9 slot (NEIN!!!), America’s neo-Nazis and white supremacists have chosen their pop icon, and, well, it’s Taylor Swift. Who naturally is horrified at this aspect of her fan base. Finally this week we’re going to talk about the movie Frozen. It’s one of the biggest hits Disney has had on their hands in quite some time. It’s spawned a gigantic wave of merchandising and a sequel is being planned. But there’s some interesting turmoil over the sequel. Particularly the love interest of the main character in the story, ice queen Elsa. Now there’s two sides to this debate – should she, or should she not have a female love interest? We’ll present both sides of this debate and let you be the judge! Enjoy! And as always don’t forget the key!


[font size="8"]The State Of Oklahoma[/font]


Oklahoma. You know them better as the state that musical is named after. And if you’re an NBA fan you might also know them as the state with the current West kings – the Oklahoma City Thunder. So no matter how bad you think North Carolina’s HB-2 is, there’s states out there that are doing some evil shit that makes HB-2 look like HB number 2. Yes, couldn’t resist a poop joke. But I give you Oklahoma – a state that is about to make North Carolina look like human rights activists by comparison. Here’s some of the truly evil shit that they have been up to this week. Behind door #1:

Oklahoma lawmakers have introduced a bill that would allow students to request on religious grounds that their public schools provide a bathroom or other facility that bars transgender people.

The bill appears to be one of the first state-level legislative actions to challenge the Obama administration’s directives, issued last week, that said students must be allowed to use the facilities that match the gender they identify as, even if that is different from their anatomical sex.

The Senate bill introduced on Thursday in Oklahoma defined “sex” as the “physical condition of being male or female, as identified at birth” by an individual’s anatomy.

It says any student can request a “religious accommodation” from a school for restrooms, athletic changing facilities or showers that are exclusively used by people with the anatomical sex at birth that is similar to their own. This means that a male student could request that the school provide facilities only for use by other students who were male when they were born.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/separate-bathrooms-by-religion-oklahoma-opens-new-front-in-transgender-debate/ar-BBthT06?li=BBnb7Kz


Yes you read that correctly. If this bill passes students could theoretically choose a segregated bathroom because they do not wish to change next to a trans person on religious grounds. As if that wasn’t bad enough here’s what else Oklahoma has been up to:

An Oklahoma grand jury looking into the state's troubled executions said in a report released on Thursday that jail staff did not verify what drugs they were using for lethal injections and were unaware when the wrong drugs were administered.

The report, running more than 100 pages, offered a stinging rebuke of state officials, especially those in the Department of Corrections, for their handling of executions, which are currently on hold in Oklahoma due to the troubles in the death chamber.

"Today, I regret to advise the citizens of Oklahoma that the Department of Corrections failed to do its job," Attorney General Scott Pruitt said in a statement.

Oklahoma drew international condemnation following a troubled execution in 2014 in which medical staff did not properly place an intravenous line on a convicted murderer, Clayton Lockett.

Read more: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-oklahoma-execution-idUSKCN0YA31Y


Holy fuck! Of all the states in the union, Oklahoma leads the pack in the number of botched executions. The mere fact that this list exists should be alarming enough, but to have Oklahoma at the top of the list? Something has definitely got to be done! And they clearly don’t give a shit if you read into what the AG has found in their investigation, and the plans to shut down said investigation:

The top lawyer for Oklahoma Governor Mary Fallin urged prison officials to go forward with a planned execution even though they received the wrong drug, telling a deputy attorney general to “Google it” to confirm it could be used, a grand jury said in a report Thursday.

The grand jury faulted many officials for three botched execution attempts but issued no indictments after its months-long investigation. But the panel noted that Fallin’s general counsel, Steve Mullins, advocated for the use of potassium acetate in the 30 September execution of Richard Glossip, even though the state’s lethal injection protocol calls for potassium chloride, which stops the heart. Fallin later issued a last-minute stay for Glossip, who remains on death row.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/19/oklahoma-botched-execution-drug-mary-fallin


So after… AFTER Governor Mary Fallin was told that the drug being used to execute a prisoner was the wrong drug, she went ahead with the execution anyways! This is a stunning, jaw dropping level of evil right here. Now as if that wasn’t enough, what else has Oklahoma been up to? Well rolling women’s rights back to the stone ages for one thing:

The bill , which abortion rights group Center for Reproductive Rights says is the first of its kind in the nation, also would restrict any physician who performs an abortion from obtaining or renewing a license to practice medicine in Oklahoma. It passed 33-12 Thursday with no discussion or debate; a handful of Republicans joined with Democrats in voting against the bill sponsored by Republican Sen. Nathan Dahm. Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin, an anti-abortion Republican, has until Wednesday to sign the bill into law or veto it. Spokesman Michael McNutt said she also could also allow the bill to become law "without approval" after the five-day period has elapsed. He also said she will withhold comment until her staff has time to review it.

Dahm made it clear that he hopes his bill could lead to overturning Roe v. Wade. "Since I believe life begins at conception, it should be protected, and I believe it's a core function of state government to defend that life from the beginning of conception," said Dahm, R-Broken Arrow.
https://www.mail.com/news/politics/4356028-oklahoma-lawmakers-bill-criminalizing-performing-a.html#.23140-stage-hero1-3




Yes the Oklahoma house republicans have purposefully crafted this bill so it would overturn Roe V Wade in the hopes that they would get to penalize women for having abortions once again. So did this evil bill pass the House? Why yes it did!

In a setback for women's health advocates, the Oklahoman state legislature passed a bill on Thursday that makes performing an abortion a felony.

The bill, SB 1552, was passed with a vote of 33-12 Thursday and would make the medical procedure punishable with up to three years in prison and would suspend the medical licenses of Oklahoma doctors who perform the procedure, local media reported. The bill next heads to the desk of Gov. Mary Fallin.

The bill was proposed by Republican Sen. Nathan Dahm and the Center for Reproductive Rights said it the first of its kind in the U.S., the Associated Press reported.
http://www.ibtimes.com/oklahoma-passes-anti-abortion-bill-making-procedure-felony-2371387




Now there’s just one step left and that’s for Governor Fallin to veto or approve it. And which stance did the governor take?

On Friday afternoon, Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin vetoed a bill that would have made performing most abortions a felony in the state. On Thursday, the Oklahoma Senate passed the bill 33-12, with no floor debate. During the voting process, Sen. Ervin Yen, the sole state senator who is a physician, called the measure "insane."

As Mother Jones reported in April, the bill would make performing abortions, except for those intended to save a woman's life, a felony punishable by a minimum of one year in prison.

More at link:
http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/05/oklahoma-governor-vetoes-insane-abortion-bill





[font size="8"]Donald Trump[/font]


Before we get into all things Trumpenfuror this week, I have to give props to this meme from the great George Takei:





But what was Trumpenfuror been up to this week? You know last week we covered the fact that he devalued his own golf course. “Well auditing is for stupid losers. Real winners just make up the dollar amounts as they go along!”. Well now he pulled the equivalent of a George W. Bush “Watch this drive” moment as he talked about how climate change does not exist and is an expensive hoax – at a Trump brand golf course:

Donald Trump says he is “not a big believer in global warming.” He has called it “a total hoax,” “bullshit” and “pseudoscience.”

But he is also trying to build a sea wall designed to protect one of his golf courses from “global warming and its effects.”

The New York billionaire is applying for permission to erect a coastal protection works to prevent erosion at his seaside golf resort, Trump International Golf Links & Hotel Ireland, in County Clare.

A permit application for the wall, filed by Trump International Golf Links Ireland and reviewed by POLITICO, explicitly cites global warming and its consequences — increased erosion due to rising sea levels and extreme weather this century — as a chief justification for building the structure.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/05/donald-trump-climate-change-golf-course-223436#ixzz49UVZChN4




But speaking of Donald J. Trump and fiscal irresponsibility, now that Trumpenfuror is the presumptive front runner in the 2016 election, people are going to be delving into his past big time. And one particular aspect of his past seems to be hitting the front pages of every news paper. Mainly what did he think of the big housing crash of 2008? Well according to Elizabeth Warren, why he wanted it to happen of course! Because… money!



Reports emerged late last week that Trump expressed his desire for a market crash two years before the housing bubble burst in 2008.

“I sort of hope that happens because then people like me would go in and buy,” he said in a 2006 audiobook for Trump University. "If there is a bubble burst, as they call it, you know, you could make a lot of money. At the same time, I don’t think that will happen.”

Trump on Tuesday said he had merely optimized a poor economic situation to benefit his real estate business.

“I am a businessman and I have made a lot of money in down markets, in some cases as much as I’ve made when markets are good,” he said in a statement.

“Frankly, this is the kind of thinking our country needs — understanding how to get a good result out of a very bad and sad situation. Politicians have no idea how to do this — they don’t have a clue."
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/elizabeth-warren-donald-trump-feud-attacks-insecure-small-dodd-frank


“Well, I’m a very smart business man. I have the best words and I make the best decisions, I buy the best houses. I make the most money off the best houses.”

Oh and by the way, in case you weren’t already comparing Donald Trump to C. Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons, this is a new low that he tried to pull this week. Why yes he had attempted to skim $1 million from veterans:

He tried to weasel out of it for months and hoped no one would notice.
When he finally got caught, he ponied up grudgingly and insulted the reporter who caught him.

Even among sleazebags, this is not normal behavior. This is pathological sleaziness. It's literally beyond belief. Do not let Trump distract you with his latest barrage of insults. Do not turn your attention to the latest polls. Do not let this be normalized away as "just another Trump thing."

Maybe we need to put this in simpler terms. $1 million is one ten-thousandth of Trump's claimed wealth. The average American household has a net worth of about $50,000. One ten-thousandth of that is $5. In terms of its effect on his personal finances, what Trump did was the equivalent of promising five bucks to a homeless vet and then trying to weasel out of it. What kind of person would do that?
http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2016/05/donald-trump-tried-cheat-veterans-out-1-million


And not just Baltimore – Trump visited my home town this week and of course it was a total shit show:

Supporters and critics of Donald Trump squared off Wednesday in Anaheim as the presidential candidate held a rally, with police officers making several arrests after some demonstrators threw objects at them.

After Trump departed, a small group of protesters remained in the area and ignore demands by police to leave the area. At least one trash can was set o fire, and large groups of police were trying to push the remaining demonstrators away.

Lines of police officers on horseback were moving through the streets near the Anaheim Convention Center, with a several dozen protesters in front of them.

Trump's talk was interrupted at one point by a protester inside the center. After pausing for a moment, Trump said: "The safest place to be in our country is a Trump rally." Trump ended his speech to loud applause.

Read more: http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-trump-anaheim-security-20160525-snap-story.html


How come I always find out about these things after the fact? If I had known I would have absolutely been there! But I will be there for the next one! Can we roll tape?



But I do love this Tweet from Stephen King (yes, that Stephen King):






[font size="8"]Donald Trump[/font]




No. That’s not Fallujah. That’s an actual picture from the Trump rally in none other than my home town of Anaheim, California. Yes, Trumpenfuror was on my home turf last week! So there’s so much Donald Trump news that it’s spilling over into a second entry this week. So Trumpenfuror is the candidate of choice for white trash Americans and rightfully so. In fact so much that this picture recently surfaced of Trump’s wife Melania posing with a gun, boots and a thong:



Well there you have it…  He thinks he is King of the World and she poses like she in an auditon for a James Bond movie.  The NRA endorsed Trump..  HA.  totally classless and  they call themselves conservative.  Hypocritical  right wing trashed our First Lady because she bared her arms differently.
I guess to get millions of voters on the right has proven that all you have to do is bully, threaten violence  and have a wife show her ass.  So much class...Oh my.  I just can’t see these people in the White House.  
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/5/21/1529429/-Trump-s-wife-posing-with-gun-Thong-and-Boots-And-they-had-a-problem-with-Michelle-s-bare-arms?detail=email&link_id=1&can_id=929e73d7d0662c9384a389eb8b503297&source=email-trumps-wife-posing-with-gun-in-thong-and-boots-and-they-had-a-problem-with-michelles-bare-arms-2&email_referrer=trumps-wife-posing-with-gun-in-thong-and-boots-and-they-had-a-problem-with-michelles-bare-arms-2&email_subject=trumps-wife-posing-with-gun-in-thong-and-boots-and-they-had-a-problem-with-michelles-bare-arms


Gun, Boots, And A Thong - I think I have that country music album somewhere. Where's Wheeler Walker Jr. at and how come he's not writing this now? “See my wife is going to be the hottest first lady in the world. How many other countries could say that about their first ladies?”



Elsewhere in the world of Donald J. Trump, what exactly happened at a Trump rally in Albuquerque, New Mexico last week? Yes the home of Walter White and Saul Goodman was also the home of some rampant violence and looting in the name of Trumpenfuror:

In yet another example of violence on the campaign trail, Donald Trump's rally in New Mexico went up in flames. Protested crashed the event, burning pro-Trump flags, while attacking police horses with bottles and rocks.
Hundreds turned out to voice their opposition to the billionaire real estate mogul in Albuquerque Tuesday night. Following a disturbing trend over the last few months, angry protesters took to the streets and started a violent outbreak. As reported by The Hill on May 24, via reports from the Albuquerque Police Department, the evening quickly turned sour.
"Protesters are now throwing bottles and rocks at our Police Horses," the Albuquerque Police Department tweeted out. Conflicting accounts reported possible gun shots and tear gas being used, though the Albuquerque Police Department were quick to silence the rumors.
http://us.blastingnews.com/news/2016/05/violence-erupts-at-donald-trump-rally-fires-started-police-horses-attacked-00936429.html




Holy shit! But what are Donald Trump’s positions on well, just about anything? Will the real Donald Trump please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?



“Stay as close to home as possible. Travel is time-consuming and, in my opinion, boring—especially compared with the fun I have doing deals in my office. I can never understand people who say that if they had a lot of money they would spend their time traveling. It’s just not my thing.” (Trump: Surviving at the Top, 1990)

“There’s no excuse for staying home; the world’s too fantastic to miss out on it. I wish I could travel more.” (Trump: Think Like a Billionaire, 2004)

“Well, I read a lot … and over my life, I’ve read so much.” (The Hugh Hewitt Show, February 25, 2015)

“I don’t read much. Mostly I read contracts, but usually my lawyers do most of the work. There are too many pages.” (Veja, February 2014)

“I don’t have a lot of time for listening to television.” (New York Times, July 28, 2015)

“I actually love watching television.” (The Hugh Hewitt Show, February 25, 2015)

“I’m a thinker, and I have been a thinker. … I’m a very deep thinker.” (Palm Beach, Florida, March 11, 2016)
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2016/05/donald-trump-2016-contradictions-213869


By the way Politico took the time to compile a very, very long list of ways that Trumpenfuror has contradicted himself over the years and that whole article is a gem. But what else is he right or wrong about? Remember with Trump, there is no wrong answer to any given question and if you ask it twice you’ll get a different answer! By the way in case you were wondering, why yes – the bookings at Trump properties are declining in rapid numbers:

http://priceonomics.com/bookings-at-trump-hotels-plummet/
The Trump brand is associated with a variety of hotels, apartments, and products. On one hand, a growing number of political supporters could boost sales of Trump products; on the other, a growing number of political detractors could lead people to avoid his brand. So which of these two forces is stronger?

To answer this question, we analyzed hotel data from Hipmunk, a Priceonomics Customer. Focusing on Trump Hotels’ most-booked locations, we compared bookings this year to the previous year (before Trump attracted national political attention).

The results? Bookings at Trump Hotels are down big time: they have decreased 59% compared to the same period last year on Hipmunk. It seems that customers willing to spend $500 a night on a Trump Hotel room may not be fans of Trump the political candidate.





[font size="8"]Donald Trump[/font]




Yes that's the potential 45th American president Donald J. Trump doing a chicken dance on SNL. Before we get into the real meat of this week’s Top 10, I fucking love this. You know billionaire CEOs are a member of the quid pro quo club - “I’ll scratch your back and you scratch mine”, right? Well guess what? It should come as no surprise to anyone that a favorite punching bag of the Top 10 – pharma douche Martin Shkreli, has endorsed Trumpenfuror:

Martin Shkreli, the embattled former CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals, endorsed Donald Trump for president Thursday night, saying he supports him over Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton.

“I haven’t been called by the Trump camp. I support him vs. Hillary,” Shkreli tweeted Thursday. “He should find a VP candidate who is seasoned in politics, an ugly game.”
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/281465-embattled-pharma-ceo-endorses-trump





That should tell you all you need to know about Trump fans. In case you were wondering if Donald Trump’s slide into becoming a full Adolf Hitler Jr. were ever more relevant, he is actually calling on the Republican party to become a worker’s party. If that term sounds familiar to you, perhaps you remember it from 20th century history. As you may know – the German Deutsche Arbieter Partei (DAP) is the party that went on to become the party known as Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei. Which is, um, actually the Nazi Party. So here’s what happened:

Under a President Donald Trump, the Republican Party would become a different one, a broad, populist coalition focused on workers who have gone too long without a raise and on social programs the party establishment has long seen as anathema to its long-term success.
“Love the question,” Trump said in response to a question from Bloomberg Businessweek's Joshua Green in a profile of Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus published Thursday. The article bears the headline, "How to Get Trump Elected When He’s Wrecking Everything You Built."
“Five, 10 years from now — different party. You’re going to have a worker’s party," Trump said in the May 17 interview. "A party of people that haven’t had a real wage increase in 18 years, that are angry."
Trump reiterated that cutting Social Security would be a "big mistake" for the GOP, remarking that "[c]utting it the wrong way is a big mistake, and even cutting it [at all]."
www.politico.com/story/2016/05/trump-gop-workers-party-223598




But… Trumpenfuror claims to be the guy who’s going to create the best workers. “I’m going to create the best workers, I’m going to create the most productive workers, we’ll build walls around the least productive workers. What? Why do people keep calling me a Nazi?”. Well if you look, his track record would suggest that he’s not a man who’s for the workers like his claim is. I give you exhibit A:

Offscreen, hundreds of current and former Trump Organization employees have accused the company of being less than fair and more than tough. Multiple lawsuits have targeted Trump's businesses over the years with allegations ranging from anti-union intimidation to hiring undocumented workers. In one case, the Trump Organization paid $475,000 to settle a claim with nearly 300 Los Angeles golf club employees in a class-action suit alleging unpaid wages and age discrimination, among other offenses.
In another instance, in 1999, the Trump Organization settled for an unknown sum more than 15 years after unionized workers first accused the company of employing undocumented Polish immigrants at a New York demolition site. The workers allegedly "were paid $5 an hour or less when they were paid at all," and "worked 12-hour shifts, seven days a week with no overtime," according to the Daily Beast.
http://www.ibtimes.com/political-capital/hundreds-donald-trumps-employees-have-sued-alleged-labor-infractions-2336166




That’s right! Not just one, or maybe two, but HUNDREDS of former Trump Inc. workers have sued Trump Hotels International over the years. But that’s not all that’s plaguing Trump International. What else could he might be hiding, that say, an auditor might be interested in? I give you exhibit B! Trump really *IS* a white supremacist!
It was only recently that Republican presidential candidate and front-runner Donald Trump said he'd be willing to physically fight Black Lives Matter activists if they interrupted him on stage. Now, a new report from the New Yorker relays an alarming account of how black employees at one of Donald Trump's Atlantic City properties were routinely kept from view when the real estate magnate came to town. From writer Nick Paumgarten:
I met a bus driver named Kip Brown, who worked the Port Authority route, up and back each morning, for Academy Bus Lines. He had been at Academy for fifteen years and was No. 3 in seniority, out of seventy drivers in the region. As ridership has fallen, Academy has been cutting back on its schedule. The number of visitors arriving by bus is an eighth of what it was a quarter century ago. In the spring, Brown, just forty-seven, retired.
http://www.motherjones.com/mixed-media/2015/08/trump-casinos-black-employees


Holy shit!! So I give you a worker’s party representation, horrible treatment of workers, and just flat out blatant white supremacism. But how much is Donald Trump like Hitler? Hypocrisy, thy name is Trump:

Workers at Donald Trump's Washington DC hotel - which is currently under construction - are blasting the presidential hopeful for comments he made about immigration.
'The majority of us are Hispanics, many who came illegally,' admitted Ivan Arellano, who spoke in Spanish and added he eventually became a citizen through marriage. 
'And we’re all here working very hard to build a better life for our families.'
Ramon Alvarez, from El Salvador, was more blunt, saying; 'Do you think that when we’re hanging out there from the eighth floor that we’re raping or selling drugs?'
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3151738/Do-think-hanging-raping-selling-drugs-Workers-Donald-Trump-s-D-C-hotel-blast-mogul-admitting-came-illegal-immigrants.html




Even Trump’s own models don’t like working for Trump!
A Jamaican-born fashion model is taking on Donald Trump, saying the modeling agency owned by the presidential candidate lured her to New York to work at age 17 with the promise of riches and fame and then treated her “like a slave.”
The model, Alexia Palmer, said in a lawsuit against the agency that she received only $3,880 plus cash advances totaling $1,100 over a three year period, even though Trump Model Management filed immigration documents to obtain a special work visa, called an H-1B, for Palmer, certifying she would work “full-time” and earn $75,000 a year.
http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-model-felt-slave-working-donalds-agency/story?id=37313993

But even then – what else is Donald Trump hiding that auditors might be interested in? I give you:

Donald Trump has built billions of dollars in personal wealth. His employees aren't getting much of it.
The Republican presidential candidate operates a stingy 401(k) plan for his workers, according to government filings.
If you can jump through hoops and endure years of working for Trump, his matching contributions are actually more generous than average. If you contribute 6 percent of your salary, Trump will kick in 4.5 percent.
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2015-07-07/donald-trump-s-employees-don-t-share-wealth-in-401-k-plan


So not only is Donald Trump a racist, he’s also one of the biggest hypcrites known to man! But Donald Trump not only wants the best workers, he wants to make the republican party the working class party!






[font size="8"]San Diego Padres[/font]


So last week we ended on talking about some baseball. Well we’re going to talk some more baseball this week. Mainly because a really fucked up thing happened with the San Diego Padres this week and the Gay Men’s Chorus of San Diego. But first let’s roll tape and then discuss:



That’s real. That happened. The San Diego Gay Men’s Chorus was drowned out by the wrong tape during their singing of the National Anthem. And that game between the Padres and the Dodgers? Went on to last a whopping 17 innings. So let’s discuss in further detail:

The San Diego Gay Men's Chorus, set to perform the national anthem before a Padres game on Saturday, instead left the field to some jeers and heckling.

Instead of the chorus singing along to a pre-recorded track, the stadium heard a recording of a woman singing the anthem.

The Padres said late Sunday it had disciplined an employee and stopped working with a contractor who was responsible for marring the performance - which happened during "Out at the Park." The event is meant to be part of a special LGBT pride event at the stadium.

Members of the chorus accused the Padres of homophobia and called for an investigation by Major League Baseball.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/san-diego-padres-botch-anthem-by-gay-chorus/article_614e6ef5-6c08-58be-8ccf-5a71497f2c02.html


So who’s responsible? Don’t go getting the league involved here just yet guys! Let’s calm down and seek an investigation shall we? Was it Kevin Swanson? Rick Wiles? Franklin Graham? Alex Jones? Let’s go further.

Lehman called on the San Diego City Attorney's Office and San Diego Human Relations Commission to look into the incident.
"What should have been a night of joy and celebration at Petco Park last night instead turned into a nightmare, raising serious questions about homophobia within the San Diego Padres organization and its relationship with the LGBT community," Lehman said in the lengthy statement Sunday.
Lehman said that no attempts were made to stop the recording and allow the 100 volunteers from the chorus to sing the anthem. When the recording ended, the chorus members were escorted off the field to heckling from some "fans shouting homophobic taunts, including 'You sing like a girl,'" he said.
At first, the Padres issued a statement Sunday night announcing the results of an internal investigation about the incident.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/15665189/san-diego-gay-men-chorus-group-slams-san-diego-padres-anthem-mixup


But the league has conducted an investigation but has turned up inconclusive so far:

Major League Baseball is investigating a situation involving the San Diego Gay Men’s Chorus and the national anthem Saturday at Petco Park.
MLB spokesman Pat Courtney told the Union-Tribune that baseball’s investigations department will begin to gather information to determine why the chorus was unable to perform as a pre-recorded voice of a previous singer played.
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2016/may/23/mlb-padres-anthem-gay-chorus/


And how did that pan out for the Padres? Well they won on a walk off after a grueling 17 innings of play against the LA Dodgers. But what happened? Who is to blame? Well the DJ who started the whole brew ha ha got fired even after issuing a formal apology to the SDGMC:

Question #1: Why did no one stop the National Anthem when they realized it was incorrect?

The Padres told Outsports that they quickly realized the correct audio file was not loaded, so they had no good audio to broadcast in the stadium. The microphones also were not live, so they couldn't go to a live performance. I'm not sure why they couldn't have stopped it all and turned on the microphones, but in a split-second decision to fix a disaster none of them had seen before, they made the choice to stick with the incorrect recording.

Question #2: Why not have the Chorus stick around and perform the Anthem during the seventh inning stretch?

The Padres told Outsports that team management immediately began discussing this option in the first inning, but many of the Chorus members had left the stadium (understandable given what had just happened). It took the team a while to get hold of Chorus executive director Bob Lehman, who had already left the facility.
http://www.outsports.com/2016/5/24/11765158/san-diego-padres-national-anthem-gay-chorus-stop


But now the SDGMC wants the Padres to reinstate the fired DJ after the apology was issued:

Responding to Monday's apology from the DJ who mistakenly played the wrong national anthem tape at Saturday's Padres game, the San Diego Gay Men's Chorus has called on the Padres to reinstate the performer known as DJ ArtForm.

The chorus on Tuesday issued the following statement on its Facebook page:

"As a community outreach organization dedicated to bringing positive change to the world through music, we applaud the San Diego Padres organization and its chief executive Mike Dee for its ongoing efforts to make something good come out of unfortunate recent events. We have met with Mr. Dee and he has agreed to meet with and work closely with the LGBT community to bring our communities together with constructive, positive change.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2016/may/24/padres-dj-artform-san-diego-gay-mens-chorus-anthem/


So someone somewhere did the wrong thing and it’s a total clusterfuck that ended very poorly and we will keep you posted with any further updates. And by the way the Padres extended an invitation for the SDGMC to come back:

The Padres reiterated their support "to inclusion" and apologized to the "members of the chorus and their families." It was the team's second apology after a first statement acknowledging the incident was released Saturday night.
In response to tweets Sunday night asking that the team invite the chorus back for a second chance, the team tweeted that an "invitation has been extended."


By the way this is not the first time the National Anthem has been desecrated in San Diego. You might remember this:



Ow! Ow! My ears are bleeding!!!




[font size="8"]The Bathroom Police[/font]


So the bathroom police are back at it. At number 1 this week we talked about a law that Oklahoma was going to propose that was similar to North Carolina’s HB-2. Did you know that Nebraska has a similar bill being proposed on the books? And that said bill would jeopardize Nebraska’s long standing relationship with the NCAA? Well this could be a huge middle finger to Chrsitian fundamentalists trying to police bathrooms, changing rooms and locker rooms because if this bill passes, the College World Series will leave Lincoln:

LINCOLN — Passing a transgender bathroom law could jeopardize Nebraska’s long history with the College World Series and its hopes of hosting future volleyball championships and basketball regionals.

The Nebraska Republican Party called for such a law at its state convention last weekend.

But the proposal could collide with a new NCAA policy opposing discrimination based on sexual orientation and gender identity.

The college sports organization’s board of governors adopted the policy April 27, after North Carolina and some other states passed laws allowing people to be refused services based on being gay, lesbian, bisexual or transgender.

Read more: http://www.omaha.com/news/nebraska/nebraska-gop-s-transgender-bathroom-proposal-defies-ncaa-could-void/article_476d4f2a-b990-5e15-90fd-29efaef93d9b.html


But that’s not the only thing the bathroom police have been doing this week. In case you were wondering just how far trans paranoia goes, check out this incident from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania where a lesbian couple was denied entry to their Catholic High School’s prom because one was not wearing a dress:

A teenage girl from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, who was barred from entering her high school's prom because she was wearing a suit earlier in the month, was able to attend a different one nearby this weekend.

Aniya Wolf's mother bought her the new suit early in May, but said that a day-of email informed parents and students that dresses were required for girls attending the prom at her Catholic high school. So when Aniya showed up to the prom in her suit, she was kept from entering by police at Bishop McDevitt High School, where she is a junior.

This past Saturday, Wolf was invited to attend the prom at William Penn Senior High School, and she happily accepted.
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/05/how-to-wear-pants-to-prom-if-your-school-says-no.html


Wait – Catholic high schools let LGBT couples go to prom? Since when? Wow, times have changed!

But some good news in the war on bathrooms – we go to Austin, Texas for this where the owner of a theater chain called the “Alamo Drafthouse” is considering redesigning it’s bathrooms in response to North Carolina’s HB-2. Should be interesting to say the least:

AUSTIN, TX (KXAN) — Alamo Drafthouse founder, Tim League, is seeking input on the hot button issue of the moment, bathrooms and the genders able to use them.

He decided to scrap the approved bathroom for the new Mueller location which is currently under construction, and go back to the drawing board with Drafthouse Architect Richard Weiss.

“We’ve been thinking about what an inclusive commercial gender-neutral restroom design might look like so that these challenges are not even part of the dialogue,” League said in a Facebook post.

The working draft, which was posted on Facebook, is one large bathroom with a section of urinals behind one door and individual stalls for seated toilets. League said he is considering a type of urinal both men and women can use. So, what does an all gender urinal look like?

http://nbc4i.com/2016/05/25/texas-movie-chain-considering-new-gender-neutral-bathroom-design/


And by the way first off there’s a great piece on Facebook that you should read about the Bathroom police – I won’t post the whole thing, but will link to it. You know these assholes are like the assholes patrolling our borders. They’re not going to find anything but they believe in the cause because it’s an excuse to show off their precious (and by precious, I mean gun). Someone is going to get hurt or die by this, and it is not going to end well. And remember when I said I’d post an actual sex crime for every time the fundies feel they need to harass trans people? Well this happened:

Three white high school football players from Dietrich, Idaho have been charged in the brutal sexual assault of a black teammate, The Washington Post reports. The alleged assault took place on October 23rd last year in the men’s locker room at Dietrich High School. Law enforcement officials allege that one of the football players restrained the victim while another shoved a coat hanger up his rectum and another repeatedly kicked the coat hanger.

Two of the alleged perpetrators, 18-year-old John R.K. Howard and 17-year-old Tanner Ward, are being charged as adults. An unnamed 16-year-old football player is being charged in the case as a juvenile. Howard has not yet filed a plea in the case and it isn’t yet known whether Ward has filed a plea, the Post says.

The unidentified victim’s family also filed a $10 million lawsuit earlier this month alleging that this vicious sexual assault was the culmination of a harassment campaign against him. The family alleges that his teammates would regularly insult him with racially charged terms and the suit alleges he was regularly called “‘Kool-Aid’ ‘chicken eater’ ‘watermelon’ and (the N-word),” the Post reports.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/05/white-football-players-brutally-raped-black-teammate-during-racist-assault-in-hs-locker-room-police/


Holy fucking shit. Sex crime with a hate crime on top of that!


[font size="8"]Louie Gohmert[/font]


Allow me to channel John Oliver again and it’s time to go into:



So this week in “People Who Somehow Got Elected”, I give you Louie Gohmert. Representative of the first district of Texas (TX-1). Where most people have embraced and accepted LGBT culture, Louie Gohmert has not. In fact Mr. Gohmert has an almost cartoonish, Yosemite Sam level of hate for the LGBT communuity. In fact Mr. Gohmert goes out of his way to make absurd claims about America's LGBT community. In this case, he actually argued on the House Of Representatives floor that we shouldn’t send gay people into space because Gay Space Colonies don’t exist. By the way, if there’s no band tomorrow called “Gay Space Colonies”, I will have really lost all hope in the internet.



Yes, he actually argued this on the Congressional floor. He argued this on the Congressional floor. Why is this guy a representative? Why is he not behind padded walls? Which is where he would be in most developed countries! Well anyway here’s some of the details:

Earlier today, Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, put a new spin on his “gay island” story, arguing on the House floor that the push for LGBT rights is wrong because we would never choose to send gay couples or gay animals into space to start a new colony like in the Matt Damon movie “The Martian.”
He said that if lawmakers had to decide “whether humanity would go forward or not” in case of an imminent asteroid collision by putting people in a “space ship that can go, as Matt Damon did in the movie, plant a colony somewhere, we can have humans survive this terrible disaster about to befall, if you could decide what 40 people you put on the spacecraft that would save humanity, how many of those would be same-sex couples? You’re wanting to save humankind for posterity, basically a modern-day Noah, you have that ability to be a modern day Noah, you can preserve life. How many same-sex couples would you take from the animal kingdom and from humans to put on a spacecraft to perpetuate humanity and the wildlife kingdom?”
But due to the attacks on “natural order” and religious freedom, Gohmert said, “we don’t have much longer to go.
- See more at: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/louie-gohmert-no-gay-space-colonies#sthash.uQn611st.dpuf




OMG. I mean seriously. OMG. Most people have that filter that blocks thoughts from becoming words. Louie Gohmert does not.



Every once in a while, the US House of Representatives allows lawmakers to make “general speeches” on the floor so that they can put remarks about their pet issues on the official Congressional record. Thursday, Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert used this time to let everyone know that he firmly believes the US should not make gay space colonies.
The bizarre speech hit many notes—he started by calling trans people “perverse,” then railed against gay marriage for a bit, before suggesting that, should humanity be faced with an Earth-ending event, we should definitely have a Noah’s Ark-type spaceship that could perpetuate the human race but added that we should definitely not put gay people on this spaceship.
In a somewhat progressive move, Gohmert did acknowledge the existence of dinosaurs, which, I guess that’s a win for science.
“I really wonder how many people in [Congress], who have the ultimate power to decide whether humanity would go forward or not—if it were an asteroid coming, something that would end humanity on earth as dinosaurs were ended at one time—we have a space ship that will go as Matt Damon did in the movie, plant a colony somewhere, we can have humans survive this terrible disaster about to befall. If you could decide what 40 people you put on the spacecraft that would save humanity, how many of those would be same sex couples?,” Gohmert said.
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/texas-congressman-louie-gohmert-says-us-should-not-make-gay-space-colonies


So there's lots of take aways from Mr. Gohmert's speech. The first is that he has some bizarre fantasies about space colonization. But the second is that trans people are "perverse". No they're not. And the third is that in a surprising turn, for an end times Christian conspiracy theorist like Mr. Gohmert, he actually acknowledged the existence of dinosaurs. So that's good.... we guess....?



And here's some more of Mr. Gohmert's greatest hits. He also suggested once that we “put gay people on an island to see which one nature favors” and see if they will survive in 100 years:



And that SCOTUS declared itself “God” in reversing the ruling on gay marriage:



And made an absurd claim that the US will not help Nigeria fight terrorism:



And even suggested that Obama was brining in “truck loads of illegals to help Obama win elections”:



He also said that Central American gang violence was a hoax:



But what happens if you double cross Mr. Gohmert? Why you will get death threats from talk show hosts!



And yet he tries to prove on the Senate floor that God exists:



That’s Louie Gohmert.





[font size="8"]Coup De Brazil[/font]





So with Motorhead in mind, we’re going to Brazil for this next entry. See, conservative idiocy isn’t just limited to these great United States of ours. Nope, it’s an international problem that stems far and wide, and conservatives being just plain dumb and fucking evil as they are here in America. We previously explored what’s happening in Brazil in Idiots #2 when the fallout from the World Cup and the Olympics nightmares resulted in a possible coup against the former Brazilian prime minister. Well it did happen. And it was a spectacular fail.

The credibility of Brazil’s interim government was rocked on Monday when a senior minister was forced to step aside amid further revelations about the machiavellian plot to impeach president Dilma Rousseff.

Just 10 days after taking office, the planning minister, Romero Jucá, announced that he would “go on leave” following the release of a secretly taped telephone conversation in which he said Rousseff needed to be removed to quash a vast corruption investigation that implicated him and other members of the country’s political elite.

It is unlikely to be the last blow for the interim president, Michel Temer, whose centre-right cabinet includes seven ministers implicated by the Lava Jato (Car Wash) investigation into kickbacks and money laundering at the state-run oil company Petrobras.

Temer took power earlier this month after the senate initiated an impeachment trial of Rousseff, who is suspended for up to six months pending the upper house’s verdict on allegations that she manipulated government accounts before the last election.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/may/23/brazil-dilma-rousseff-plot-secret-phone-transcript-impeachment


So the political unrest in Brazil is so bad that they actually attempted a real impeachment trial against their incumbent president which in turn sparked fear of counter-violence against the party that initiated the proceedings. But what happened when they tried that again?

A key figure in Brazil’s interim government has resigned after explosive new transcripts revealed how he plotted to oust President Dilma Rousseff in order to end a corruption investigation that was targeting him. The transcripts, published by Brazil’s largest newspaper, Folha de São Paulo, document a conversation in March, just weeks before Brazil’s lower house voted in favor of impeaching President Rousseff. Romero Jucá, who was then a senator but became a planning minister after Rousseff’s ouster, was speaking with a former oil executive, Sérgio Machado. Both men had been targets of the so-called Car Wash investigation over money laundering and corruption at the state-controlled oil firm Petrobras.
http://www.democracynow.org/2016/5/25/this_confirms_it_was_a_coup


That’s right! The new interim president of Brazil was accused of taking bribes and kickbacks from Brazil’s state run oil company! Holy shit! And then the new prime minister attempted to dissolve the state’s culture ministry which led to thousands protesting in the streets. This is quite literally insane.

Michel Temer, Brazil’s interim president, has restored the country’s culture ministry after his decision to dissolve it by folding it into the Ministry of Education caused Brazilian artists to protest throughout the country, according to Reuters. Temer’s plan to merge the two was a part of his crusade to reduce the number of the country’s ministries from thirty-two to twenty-three. This is one of a series of reversals he has made during the government’s recent transition in leadership. Marcelo Calero, a diplomat, took up the position of culture minister on Monday, May 23.
http://artforum.com/news/id=60243


Wow, so the new prime minister didn’t even last 10 days and tried to get rid of the government culture department. Why isn’t he an American republican? Sounds like a conservative thing to do!




[font size="8"]White Supremacists[/font]


You know I won’t normally use the Top 10 to talk celebrity tabloid nonsense. But when America’s Neo Nazi and white supremacist population latches onto a pop idol like Taylor Swift, and she subsequently rejects their affliction, I must report it damn it! So here’s what happened:

If her pop stardom ever stalls, Taylor Swift has another solid career option waiting in the wings: fascist dictator—or at least symbol of the fascist movement, if said fascists would not consent to being ruled over by a woman. Apparently, neo-Nazis already consider Swift an “Aryan goddess,” according to Broadly: Her blond hair, her thin frame, and her roots in country music make her the perfect avatar for the people who populate the internet’s “alt-right” subculture.
It may have started as a meme, but now actual white supremacists count themselves as fans of Swift, and some of them insist that she shares their beliefs: “It is also an established fact that Taylor Swift is secretly a Nazi and is simply waiting for the time when Donald Trump makes it safe for her to come out and announce her Aryan agenda to the world,” one white supremacist told Broadly. This is not an association the pop star has courted, but if you read her public profile selectively, there are a few elements it’s easy to see why the alt-right might find appealing: She’s never revealed her political beliefs in public, and because she started as a country singer, some people think that qualifies as conservative. And conservative, as we all know, is just a hop, skip, and a jump from Nazi.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/05/23/taylor_swift_has_a_surprising_number_of_fans_among_neo_nazis_white_supremacists.html


So why has Taylor Swift become such an idol among America’s white supremacist community? Well if you read these quotes they are just absolutely gushing over her, in the way that you would expect from a certifiably creepy stalker:

Now, actual fascists adore Swift. The Daily Stormer has published 24 posts about Swift, including "Aryan Goddess Taylor Swift Accused of Racism for Behaving Like an Ape in a Music Video" and "Memification: Top Feminist Calls Taylor Swift a Nazi." As Yiannopoulos points out, blogger Michael Collins worries that Swift has "succumbed" to the "Merchant," which is Nazi code for "Jewish."
"It's incredible really that she's surrounded by these filthy, perverted Jews, and yet she remains capable of exuding 1950s purity, femininity and innocence," Anglin says. "She is the anti-Miley. While Miley is out having gang-bangs with colored gentlemen, she is at home with her cat reading Jane Austen."
Yiannopoulos writes that Swift works as an avatar for the ultra right because she comes across as a born conservative but also keeps politics out of her public identity. The blonde, pale star grew up in Pennsylvania, one of the original 13 colonies, while her father worked as a wealth manager and senior vice president of Merrill Lynch. She originally sang country music, the genre beloved by the same people who voted twice for George W. Bush.
https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/cant-shake-it-off-how-taylor-swift-became-a-nazi-idol




OMG that is creepy. Like seriously creepy. And what would Taylor herself say about that?



And in fact she actually did say that to some effect, by having her lawyer write a letter to the blog that broke the story:

Swift’s team has pushed back against Pattinson’s activities. Pattinson provided the following letter to Broadly sent by Swift’s lawyer, J. Douglas Baldridge:  
The association of Ms. Swift with Adolf Hitler undisputedly is ‘harmful,’ ‘abusive,’ ‘ethnically offensive,’ ‘humiliating to other people,’ ‘libelous,’ and no doubt ‘otherwise objectionable.’ It is of no import that Ms. Swift may be a public figure or that Pinterest conveniently now argues that the Offending Material is mere satire or parody. Public figures have rights. And, there are certain historical figures, such as Adolf Hitler, Charles Manson and the like, who are universally identified in the case law and popular culture as lightning rods for emotional and negative reaction.
A representative for Swift was not immediately available for further comment, but it’s safe to say the singer is not amused. 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/taylor-swift-has-a-neo-nazi-following_us_57446fd3e4b045cc9a71f98a




[font size="8"]Frozen 2: Elsa Gets A Girlfriend (?)[/font]




Yes. That’s John Travolta introducing the winner of 2015’s best original song at the Oscar awards as “Adele Dazeem”. Who is really Idina Menzel – voice actress on Disney’s unbelievable smash hit “Frozen” and the subsequent singer of the smash hit song that came from that movie – “Let It Go”, which won the Best Original Song that year. So for the final entry this week we are going to be talking about Frozen. Well more specifically – the upcoming sequel Frozen 2. Now there’s a petition going around the internet with a rather unusual request. We’ll show you what’s going on and then we’ll explain in further detail.

Fans have taken to social media to petition for Disney to give "Frozen's" lead character Princess Elsa a female love interest in the film's sequel.

The hashtag #GiveElsaAGirlfriend began trending on Monday as many Twitter users voiced their support for a gay character in the Disney movie.

However, not everyone was supportive of the idea.

If Disney were to create a lesbian character for "Frozen," it would not be the first time a Disney character has been gay.

A recent episode of "Once Upton a Time" on ABC featured a kiss between Ruby and the "Wizard of Oz's" Dorothy.
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/05/03/fans-petition-for-frozens-elsa-to-have-female-love-interest-in-sequel.html




Yes – there’s a campaign on the internet to make Frozen’s lead character a lesbian. Now… you might be thinking “why”? Well I answer you good sir / madam - the rationale is simple – Disney has been very progressive in recent years in its’ support of LGBT rights and even hosted the Orlando Pride parade at Epcot Center. Not to mention Disney is one of the largest active employers of LGBT citizens not just in America, but around the world. So why not support its’ LGBT community and give Elsa a girlfriend? Why not? Well of course the Christian “pro family” rights groups – you know them as the ruiners of everything (by the way, that’s my new band name ), well, naturally it's backfiring big time:

Alas, the religious right is trying to ruin everything.

The social conservative group CitizenGo started a petition demanding that Disney not “give in to the pressures of the liberal agenda” and instead “follow its normal trend and create a Prince character to fall in love with Queen Elsa.” Right Wing Watch reported. They even have their own (less catchy) hashtag: #CharmingPrinceForElsa.

We’re suggesting a much better idea… An idea that promotes solid family values to our children and represents the natural family. Sign our petition, now, to Disney asking that Elsa fall in love with a Prince. #CharmingPrinceForElsa. The alternative idea is frightening. Last week, the LGBT lobby and liberal Hollywood stood together demanding Disney create Queen Elsa’s character into a Lesbian. If fact, they claim, based off of her views in Frozen, she is already a lesbian and now only needs a girlfriend.

Meanwhile, Franklin Graham, the son of evangelical minister Billy Graham, had his own hissy fit about Elsa possibly getting a girl to call her own. He took to Facebook to slam the possibility, writing:

In the social media campaign for this, one proponent tweeted, “Little kids need to learn that there’s nothing wrong with being gay.” What a lie! This reveals their agenda to get the LGBT message to young children and influence their lives. God calls His people to be salt and light in a dark world. Pray for our nation, and get involved by standing up for God’s truth and His righteousness
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/frozen-elsa-girlfriend-religious-right_us_57348595e4b077d4d6f23290


Of course batshit crazy pastor Franklin Graham would call this a lie. That Huffington Post article went on to argue that it’s really the LGBT youth who could benefit from such representation. Here’s where things get weird – Kevin Swanson, who we talked about in previous Idiots editions as saying that rock concerts were tools of Satan (see Idiots #1 ). Well before we go into why he’s here this week, let’s talk about his past reasons for denouncing the film:

Frozen, the Oscar-winning Disney cartoon adapted from Hans Christian Andersen, is a vehicle for pro-gay propaganda as well a promoting bestiality, according to a Christian radio show in Colorado.
Pastor Kevin Swanson of the Reformation Church, who hosts Generations Radio, denounced the film as "very evil", and that Disney was "one of the most pro-homosexual organisations in the country".
Swanson said: "You wonder sometimes if maybe there's something very evil happening here ... I wonder if people are thinking: 'You know I think this cute little movie is going to indoctrinate my 5-year-old to be a lesbian or treat homosexuality or bestiality in a light sort of way.'"
https://www.theguardian.com/film/2014/mar/12/frozen-gay-propaganda-christian-pastor-colorado




Yes. So a movie that teaches kids about love and compassion is somehow evil and going to teach kids about beastiality. You know is it any wonder why Jesus isn’t coming back? So here’s Swanson’s rationale this week:

“Anybody who has the guts to stand up against the homosexualizing of kids in the present day will be shamed for it,” he said, “and that means that the homosexualizing of kids will be, I think, wholesale happening across this country in the next two, three, four, five, 10 years. Of course Elsa is going to get her girlfriend eventually. That’s the way you destroy sexuality. That’s the way you destroy an entire civilization. The entire social system of the United States of America is collapsing.”

“You have got to be sure that you have homosexualized four-year-olds and six-year-olds and eight-year-olds and ten-year-olds in order to destroy a civilization,” he added, “because the destruction of a civilization happens over two or three or maybe four generations max. In order to bring a civilization down, you’ve got to homosexualize the kids.”
http://www.politicususa.com/2016/05/12/frozens-elsa-girlfriend-homosexualizing-isnt-thing.html


Someone needs to put Kevin Swanson on a sex offender watch list because he cares way too much about the sexual orientation of cartoon characters doesn’t he? In fact if you go back to Idiots #9, I pointed out that he has an unusually unhealthy obsession with the sexual orientation of Harry Potter characters. Mr. Swanson, it’s time to admit you have a problem. #KevinSwansonHasAProblem



The Christian right has in the last 2 years since Frozen was in theaters, developed an almost cartoonish level of hate for this movie. Which is funny because the movie is about love and acceptance, which are things that you know, Jesus might have actually taught us about. In fact the right wing hates Frozen so much that they actually held a seminar – yes, a fucking seminar, to tell its’ followers that Elsa was already promoting homosexuality and the song “Let It Go” is considered “Satan’s rebellion anthem”. I wish I were making this up!

According to Botkin, “Let It Go” is, “furthering America’s rebellion against God.” Supposedly, we’re already in deep sh*t with the Almighty because “the country is already under 50 divine judgments that will only subside once the government and the wider culture begin to abide by biblical law.”
Oh dear, oh dear. That will teach the Founding Fathers to curse us with something like the very liberal and very secular United States Constitution!
That evil song you listened to above, “Let it Go” is, he says, “Satan’s rebellion anthem.” If you like Let it Go, you are “rejecting God’s law,” become “enemies of God” and God “does go to war against you.”
http://www.politicususa.com/2015/11/10/wing-freedom-seminar-god-war-fans-disneys-frozen.html




You know what Disney? I say just fucking do it. You’ve got nothing to lose. The Christian right is like Dean Wormer from Animal House – they’re going to despise every move you make because of your LGBT support, so why not give Elsa a girlfriend? What’s the worst that could happen? These fun ruining assholes condemn you for supporting LGBT rights? Who gives a shit?



And it’s not like money is a problem – you’ve got Lucasfilm and Marvel at your disposal. So even if you do give Elsa a girlfriend and Frozen 2 bombs, then what? Make another Iron Man or Star Wars and you’ll recoup the loss in a week and a half. So how do you weigh in on the subject? Do you think Elsa should or should not have a girlfriend in Frozen 2? #ElsaGirlfriendYes #ElsaGirlfriendNo But before you answer that, well… let’s ask Idina Menzel herself.

Idina Menzel is on the side of thousands of “Frozen” fans who want Queen Elsa to get a girlfriend in the much-anticipated sequel of the hit Disney movie.

“Entertainment Tonight” caught up with the actress and signer, who voices Elsa, on the red carpet at the 2016 Billboard Music Awards Sunday night in Las Vegas and asked her thoughts on the recent viral Twitter campaign, #GiveElsaAGirlfriend. The petition, started by a girl named Alexis Isabel, is asking Disney to write a same-sex romance into “Frozen 2.”

Menzel is all for it.

“I think it’s great,” she said. “Disney’s just gotta contend with that. I’ll let them figure that out. No matter what, changed my life.”

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/idina-menzel-frozen-petition-give-elsa-girlfriend_us_5742fe05e4b00e09e89f751f


Yes! Idina Menzel herself has weighed in and fully supports the idea! So how do you feel about this? Tweet us @DUInitechTop10, with the hashtag #ElsaGirlfriendYes or #ElsaGirlfriendNo, and we'll post the results in the next edition. Come on everyone, let’s close out this week and make some fundie heads explode and sing it with me!



In fact every time you sing that song, fundie heads will do this:



We're going to take a week off next week in observance of Memorial Day this Monday, but we'll be back on June 12th with a brand new celebratory 30th edition of the Top 10! See you in two weeks!
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Top 10 Conservative Idiots #29: Springtime For Trumpenfuror Edition (Original Post) Initech May 2016 OP
Maybe we'll get lucky madamesilverspurs May 2016 #1
Please! Please let that happen! Initech May 2016 #2
The worst thing about Gohmert is that he does not think malaise May 2016 #3
There are seriously pages and pages of videos on YouTube of Louis Gohmert saying ridiculous shit. Initech May 2016 #4
I don't know who is dumber malaise May 2016 #5
Man... tough call there! Initech May 2016 #6

malaise

(268,724 posts)
3. The worst thing about Gohmert is that he does not think
Sun May 29, 2016, 02:49 PM
May 2016

he's a fucking stupid idiot.


Great collection - thanks Initech

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Initech

(100,043 posts)
4. There are seriously pages and pages of videos on YouTube of Louis Gohmert saying ridiculous shit.
Sun May 29, 2016, 03:17 PM
May 2016

Those videos were all from the first page.

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