Has it been confirmed that the real reason for the ubquitous Trump hats....

[Tommy_Carcetti]

...is to protect his hair from blowing around erratically during outdoor events?

I've heard rumors to that effect, but not sure whether anyone has actually come out and said that.

[Human101948]

1. Seems obvious...

There were news photos of him in windy situations where he looked like the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Haven't seen anything like that since he went to the hat.

[PJMcK]

3. Blasphemy!

How dare you insult the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster?!

May marinara sauce descend upon your house, oh cursed one!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. Imagine if God forbid he gets elected.

And we have a President going around wearing a ridiculous looking trucker hat.

I'd suggest this one.



It's Trump classy.

[surrealAmerican]

5. Hey - no dissing the FSM!

Are you some kind of pasta-heretic?

[BlueCaliDem]

10. Yep.

[Bucky]

12. I gotta say

That's one noodly appendage I do NOT want touching me

[PJMcK]

2. The ferret kept trying to escape (n/t)

[FSogol]

6. I have a pneumatic nail gun that will fix it. Trump, call me!

[connecticut yankee]

7. I never heard any rumors,

but that's what I immediately thought.

I think it's obvious -- he doesn't wear them at indoor rallies.

[lamp_shade]

8. That has always been my assumption. n/t

[Mike Daniels]

9. It is a pretty ugly looking hat

For all the money Trump has one would think he could have gone to a store and had one custom made for him that at least fit his head better and then mass ordered the crappy looking ones for his rallies.

[dixiegrrrrl]

11. I am waiting for him to wear them backwards......

[smirkymonkey]

13. Either way, he looks like a complete fool.

What an embarrassment to the nation!

[gelsdorf]

14. The Trouble With Tribbles.................

Tribbles, a great name for whatever it is on his head