A fireman, a teacher, a cop, and Mitt Romney walk into a bar

[bigbrother05]

Bartender looks up and says, "You three can stay, but that lying, rich, clueless a**hole has to leave!"

Not really a joke, just how I think most people feel about the presumptive nominee.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. I thought that David Letterman bit about Romney was hilarious

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/david-letterman-shows-just-how-out-of-touch-mitt-romney-is/ (scroll down to see video)

He said the private sector is doing fine,” Romney told a crowd in footage shown on the show. “Is he really that out of touch?”

“…While speaking from the hot tub of his luxury yacht on another yacht next to a private island that is part of his chain of islands on his own planet,” said a soothing narrator. “Mitt Romney in touch with the common man.”