Former Donald Trump campaign leader arrested for GOING INSANE WITH AN AXE!

[MrScorpio]

Check this Lizzy Borden wannabe here:

A Former Donald Trump campaign leader and Republican activist from Mississippi has been arrested and charged with disturbing the peace and domestic violence, after she got all boozed up and started swinging around an axe in the garage of a home in the town of Nesbit.

Heather Leigh Fox was arrested by Sheriff Deputies at about 2 a.m. According to the cops, she was “agitated” and she reeked of alcohol at the time of the arrest. Fox’s drunk viking impressions were also recorded on video by the person who called the cops on her.

The story is one that has played out so many times this year. Fox is … or at least was … a member of the DeSoto County Republican Party Executive Committee as well as the state party’s executive committee. She also self-identified on her own personal website as the North Mississippi director of Trump’s campaign.

When the Trump campaign was contacted regarding their wayward helper, they denied that she was currently anything in relation to them, and that she hadn’t worked for the campaign since March.

http://winningdemocrats.com/former-trump-campaign-leader-arrested-for-going-insane-with-an-axe/

The jokes write themselves.

[duncang]

1. Let's see

Drunk woman with axe- Donnie surrogate
Shop lifter - Donnie surrogate
PR man for Yanukovych - Donnie surrogate.
Not even going to attempt the rest. Too many to list.

[livetohike]

2. LOL. Can't tell stories from The Onion from reality anymore.

glad she didn't kill anyone.

[riversedge]

3. You are missing a major word--arrested--from your subject line

[MrScorpio]

6. Thanks!

Fixed.

[Enrique]

4. she's very passionate

[Warren DeMontague]

5. Yeah

That sounds about right.

[RKP5637]

7. Trump, was what we called a hatchet man in corporations, cut/outsource employees for profit

as a sociopath. Looks like he has followers.

[Sanity Claws]

8. This is Fox News

I wonder whether the Faux Newz network will run it.

[LuvNewcastle]

9. How shocking.

She seems to have a lovely disposition. Another Trump fan winning friends and influencing people.

[randome]

10. "...drunk viking impressions..."

[hr][font color="blue"][center]There is nothing you can't do if you put your mind to it.
Nothing.[/center][/font][hr]

[Cirque du So-What]

11. Coulda fooled me

I thought it was a Lizzie Borden impression.

[Cirque du So-What]

12. Off-topic, but I have been wondering

what's the deal with three-segmented photos with only the center in focus? I've seen cell phone videos divided that way, but in the last year or so it's been used for pictures like the one in the OP. I feel like a luddite for not knowing why

[MrScorpio]

13. Cell phones are designed to take horizontal shots

Basically, wide screen.

When you take pics with the phone in the vertical position it fills both sides.

Remember, orient that puppy sideways, as Gawd intended