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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHere's the one joke Donald Trump banned from his Comedy Central Roast
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Here's the one joke Donald Trump banned from his Comedy Central Roast (Original Post)
Motley13
Aug 2016
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demmiblue
(36,885 posts)1. Snippet:
Here's the full list of what made it on the roast and the one thing Trump forbade:
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's hair
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's wife Melania (and his two previous marriages)
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump having sex with models
ALLOWED: Jokes about the failure of Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump Cologne, and other Trump products
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's failed casinos
ALLOWED: Jokes about how Trump only became successful thanks to his wealthy father
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's weight
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump being attracted to his daughter Ivanka
NOT ALLOWED: Any joke that suggests Trump is not actually as wealthy as he claims to be
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's hair
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's wife Melania (and his two previous marriages)
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump having sex with models
ALLOWED: Jokes about the failure of Trump Steaks, Trump Water, Trump Cologne, and other Trump products
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's failed casinos
ALLOWED: Jokes about how Trump only became successful thanks to his wealthy father
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump's weight
ALLOWED: Jokes about Trump being attracted to his daughter Ivanka
NOT ALLOWED: Any joke that suggests Trump is not actually as wealthy as he claims to be
Old and In the Way
(37,540 posts)2. That's quite insightful.
Memo to Dems.....please question his net worth at every opportunity.
tavernier
(12,400 posts)3. Or his tiny fingers.
4lbs
(6,861 posts)4. Methinks he doth protest too much. nt
LuvNewcastle
(16,856 posts)5. I've thought all along, that's his weak spot.
BiminiTwisted
(102 posts)6. Thus the reason for no tax returns, of course.
But also, he's very defensive about his golf swing. He ranted on about it yesterday in Daytona, even challenged Obama.
This would be an easy and yet effective taunt.