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Andy Borowitz , 01:44 P.M.
Dropping a bombshell less than a week before the Presidential election, the F.B.I. Director James Comey revealed on Wednesday that the Bureau was investigating Hillary Clintons ties to Bill Clinton ...
We have reason to believe that the ties between these two individuals go back to the nineteen-seventies, he said. This is going to take some time.
On the campaign trail, Donald Trump praised Comey, whom he called my favorite person in the world right now.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/comey-says-f-b-i-investigating-hillarys-ties-to-bill-clinton
Laf.La.Dem.
(2,943 posts)WikiLeaks!!
I bet you will need to add -
underpants
(182,823 posts)Coyotl
(15,262 posts)The FBI offered no specifics about their ongoing investigation of George Clinton, the founder of Parliament-Funkadelic.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-expands-attacks-to-include-george-clinton
HassleCat
(6,409 posts)When I worked there. Always very nice, shaking hands, etc.
randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]I'm always right. When I'm wrong I admit it.
So then I'm right about being wrong.[/center][/font][hr]
HassleCat
(6,409 posts)Warrants an investigation.
sheshe2
(83,773 posts)I needed a laugh.
Coyotl
(15,262 posts)Gothmog
(145,288 posts)frazzled
(18,402 posts)4lbs
(6,858 posts)montana_hazeleyes
(3,424 posts)WheelWalker
(8,955 posts)Or a Biblical character.
Zing Zing Zingbah
(6,496 posts)Pacifist Patriot
(24,653 posts)bigtree
(85,996 posts)brer cat
(24,567 posts)milestogo
(16,829 posts)Ilsa
(61,695 posts)BlancheSplanchnik
(20,219 posts)HassleCat
(6,409 posts)They have been seen together, and there is this woman "Chelsea" (if that's her real name), who claims both of them as parents. I don't know. Possible, I guess.
Beartracks
(12,814 posts)OMG!
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Elwood P Dowd
(11,443 posts)Imagine all the critical national defense intel she got out of him.
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)I was going to post the same thing
Ccarmona
(1,180 posts)Saying he cannot divulge his findings until after the election.
The Horror!!!
red dog 1
(27,807 posts)I love Borowitz.
Eleanors38
(18,318 posts)juxtaposed
(2,778 posts)Buckeye_Democrat
(14,854 posts)George II
(67,782 posts)tymorial
(3,433 posts)The fact that both have the same last name cannot be a coincidence. I hear that they may have even been intimate and produced a child together. Can you imagine?
TonyPDX
(962 posts)Mendocino
(7,495 posts)heterosexual and Hillary, well... she has been known to associate with thespians. They're EEEVILLL!!!
Pachamama
(16,887 posts)Hear she has sex with him, producing at least one child....
RoverSuswade
(641 posts)The FBI is investigating Hillary's relationship with the Clinton INDIANA Republican Party. Seems she infiltrated it back in the 70s and stole some documents while on a visit. They'll find an email or something. Oh, wait.
forest444
(5,902 posts)Jim Commie is starting to make J. Edgar "Mary" Hoover look like Abe Lincoln.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)who also does satire.
LisaL
(44,973 posts)any moment now.
Akacia
(583 posts)I needed something to smile about today!
Dr. Strange
(25,921 posts)Good to see the FBI finally catch on.
robbob
(3,531 posts)I know, I know, but a buddy who's hooked on Alex Jones (thinks he's "funny" made me watch a bit. Anyway, there's a scene early on where Hillary is down south, Columbia or Venezuela I believe, meeting with some company execs, all very suspicious ( ), when the narrator intones in a VERY SERIOUS voice "Two days later, she was joined by her husband Bill Clinton"..,
I just turned and looked at my buddy. "Imagine that; a husband joining his wife on her travels. Sounds suspicious...". We stopped watching.
DFW
(54,396 posts)I saw a friend who pasted this on Facebook, and got a string of angry comments from Republicans saying how this just proves once again what a criminal Hillary is.
I'm not kidding. I read it with my own eyes. Some of them with a sense of shame removed their angry posts when they figured out what idiots they were making of themselves, but not all. Apparently there are local ordinances in some places prohibiting Republicans from gaining a sense of humor.