I'm sorry, Donald. Not everyone can be in "Ghosts Can't Do It."
"Ghosts Can't Do It" was a 1989 "comedy" starring Bo Derek, an obviously blackmailed/forcibly drugged Anthony Quinn, and what has to be copious amounts of cocaine. It also featured a cameo by the one and only Donald Trump.
It is, without a better way to describe it, a historically atrocious movie. Every single level a movie can fail, this "movie" (loosely putting it) manages to do it. It is barely coherent, and that's not a hyperbole.
The entire movie can be found on Youtube although it's pretty hard to stomach the entire hour and a half. I'd recommend this internet review instead if you're curious about how so much can be wrong about a single movie.
Quite simply, without exaggeration it has to be one of the worst movies to ever have been made. Certainly it has to be the worst with recognizable leading actors. And that's even without considering Trump's appearance.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghosts_Can't_Do_It