Photos of Melania's plans to glam up the White House leaked!

[Generic Other]

The Queen's Bedroom



The State Dining Room



The Blue Room (XXX Adults Only)



The Oval Office

Feel free to post your own ideas for the makeover!

[Vinca]

1. My only observation: not enough gold plating.

You can't expect Orange Hitler to sit at a desk showing wood grain.

[lamp_shade]

2. The White House Medical Doctor's Office....

[MFM008]

3. Yes more gold

The non soggy kind....

[Fresh_Start]

4. This is so wrong......

you KNOW the stripper poll and platform should be golden!

[Generic Other]

14. I may get fired for that lapse!

I suppose if we re-decorate the Lincoln bedroom it will appease her?

[Fresh_Start]

5. here's Melanias plan for the exterior remodel

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[Fresh_Start]

6. and the privy updates

[Generic Other]

8. His and her privy is a grand touch for sure!

[Buns_of_Fire]

12. Where are the great big gold "TRUMP" letters?

Although I admit that gold lettering might be a bit much on a gold building. If I were her, I'd opt for a more tasteful neon design, no larger than fourteen feet tall. Just a suggestion.

[oasis]

7. Where's the john?

Or a better question: "Where are the Johns?"

[Generic Other]

9. In use

[MontanaMama]

11. Dang. Was hoping for Trump's Dumps!

Can't believe the Peetus is missing a chance to make a buck.

[world wide wally]

10. The pissoria

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. Wait until you see what they've planned for the presidential limousine.

"TRUMP" on the sides, in GENUINE gold leaf (not the RustOleum Metallic Gold spray paint he uses for everything else), flames painted on the wheelwells, imported fuzzy dice hanging from the rearview mirror, and a Pootie-Poot bobblehead on the dash.

Yep, the new first family just DRIPS class, you betcha! (I HOPE that's class that's dripping, and not just some kind of STD.)

[Generic Other]

15. There's a lot more room

in case the rest of the Rockettes change their minds.

[many a good man]

16. Need to place some plastic sheets on the bed