Putin thinks Russian prostitutes are undoubtedly the best in the world.

[In_The_Wind]

https://nyti.ms/2jWGvXv

While denouncing prostitution as a “horrible social phenomenon,” Mr. Putin also boasted about Russian exceptionalism, adding: “Even though they are undoubtedly the best in the world, too. I doubt that Trump would go for that.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/17/world/europe/putin-trump-memo.html?_r=0

In yet another report ...

http://www.vox.com/world/2017/1/17/14296414/putin-trump-russian-prostitutes-yes-really

But the interview gets really crazy at the end, when Putin starts talking about the high quality of Russian sex workers. I’m not making any of this up — here’s the full quote:

Trump is a grown man, and secondly he’s someone who has been involved with beauty contests for many years and has met the most beautiful women in the world. I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world.

“Ours are undoubtedly the best in the world.” Think on that for a moment.

I'm shocked, I tell you, shocked.

I haven't laughed at anything on the news lately but I did tonight.

[Jacob Boehme]

1. Hell, ask Trump.... he'd know.

[tenorly]

2. The best, I don't know - but the most influential? Da!

[In_The_Wind]

4. I hope the laughs continue. Thanks for the perfect photo.

[tenorly]

7. You bet.

We laugh to keep from crying, right?

[In_The_Wind]

9. Right.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. What about their farm animals?

Intercepted by the NSA not too long ago:

PUTIN: Good afternoon, Comrade Donald, and congratulations. Soon you will be president of United States. I know we will be good friends now. Russia appreciates relationship with Trump organization.

TRUMP: I won bigly. I will be the best president because I have a really good brain.

PUTIN: Yes, of course, comrade. And I am sorry about leaked dossier. Hahaha, "leaked." But such things happen, do they not?

TRUMP: That thing didn't happen. Not exactly.

PUTIN: Oh, we do have tape of that thing, comrade, which we will of course protect. You must admit, Russia has very best prostitutes. But you are not to worry. You must also not worry about other thing, with goat and boy. I will protect tape of this thing also. Goat is fine, back at petting zoo. Boy is not so fine but he got new Nintendo game and sees shrink every week. Boy no longer dreams about fat orange man so he gets better. It is good, is it not, that you have part like your hands, not so big? But you pay for shrink, and for Nintendo game. And also for chandelier, vacuum cleaner and so much mayonnaise. We just add to loan from Comrade Rybolovlev. But it was fun, no? And I must thank you for allowing me to visit with your lovely wife while you played with goat and boy and mayonnaise and vacuum cleaner and chandelier.

TRUMP: It was Miracle Whip. I shouldn't be charged for real mayonnaise.

PUTIN: You must talk to Comrade Rybolovlev who holds note. I do not handle such details. But I am wondering when you plan to withdraw United States from NATO. Note comes due soon, so.... But of course you are very smart, wise man. Russia is happy you are president and you will take care of such little things.

TRUMP: Hey, no problem. No problem at all. I have lots of money. Billions and billions.

PUTIN: Excellent, comrade. Next time you visit we have special treat for you. Russia has best rubber goods. Also, do you like squirrels?

[In_The_Wind]

6. ahhh ... rubber goods

Thank you

[deminks]

5. Pootey missed the point, as usual

The orange dumbass didn't hire the prostitutes to do the tiny nasty with them.

He hired them to pee on the bed that Michelle Obama slept in, because he hates her that much.

[In_The_Wind]

8. They should hire better translators!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. But maybe Russian prostitutes are better at golden showers

than prostitutes from other countries - though I'm not sure how that's something one could be especially good at. Maybe they are not allowed to eat asparagus before a GS gig? Or maybe they are required to? Maybe they have especially good aim, volume, or distance? (Eww.) Who knows, besides Trump and Putin?

[kairos12]

11. That's why Drumpt is Peeotus.

[Glimmer of Hope]

12. That sounds like something Trump would say. Hmmm...

[LisaL]

14. Sure does.

[Solly Mack]

15. No wonder he gets along with Trump. Neither can speak without bragging about the

dumbest shit in the dumbest way possible.

I know words, I have the best words
I know hookers, we have the best hookers

[In_The_Wind]

22. I know dumb shit, they both have the best dumb shit.

[Solly Mack]

23. lololol

[tanyev]

16. Anybody else find it odd how close that phrase "girls of loose morals" is to Trump's description

of Russian girls in the 2001 Howard Stern transcript?

Trump: I assume A.J.’s clean. I hope he’s clean.

Benza: Meanwhile, he bangs Russian people…

Stern: Russian people?

Trump: Who are you talking about, Russian people, A.J.? I don’t know anything.

Benza: He used to call me when I was a columnist and say, “I was just in Russia, the girls have no morals, you gotta get out there.” out of his mind.

http://www.gq.com/story/howard-stern-donald-trump-russia-brag

Is that a translation of some Russian idiom?

[Aristus]

17. Next he'll be claiming that the Russians invented sex...

[In_The_Wind]

18. We know that isn't true.

[Aristus]

19. They claim to have invented everything else...

[Tommy_Carcetti]

20. This is totally quadruple (?) hearsay and completely unverified, but regarding Putin...

...my mother has a friend whose daughter is a Russian translator, and from the story that got passed to me, she was in the room with Putin during an international forum of some sort and he didn't know she was the translator, and she overheard him with his cohorts discussing various women in the room and fantasizing how certain parts of their body might....smell.

Mind you, I'm not saying any of that is true, I'm just repeating what I've heard. But it wouldn't surprise me at all if Vlad's into some kinky, weird stuff as well.

[In_The_Wind]

21. Thank you for that yuge ROFLMAO !

[FigTree]

24. Since they are trained and monitored by the KGB or other

I would agree that they are probably the best instruments of blackmail in the world. The surface has only been scratched.