Will T**** do the Inaugural "walk" or hide in the limo?

[Cattledog]

[book_worm]

1. Hop aboard his helicopter?

[guillaumeb]

2. He might hear boos if he walks.

Assuming that he can actually walk more than a few feet.

[tazkcmo]

3. He'll be carried. n/t

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. I wonder if a golden sedan chair can be obtained in time?

Or maybe this carriage:

[tazkcmo]

9. Perfect.

Remove the wheels, add a couple of guilded poles, 4 shirtless Cossacks and tada!

[panader0]

4. In my opinion--no way he does the walk

[Hekate]

5. Limo or copter

[blue sky at night]

6. I like how you don't use it's name...

I too refuse to utter his name in public or anywhere for that matter!

[tazkcmo]

13. When a proper name is needed

I prefer Herr Twittler von Shit Gibbon. More can easily be added as needed. For Example: Herr Twittler von Shit Gibbon of Golden Shower.

[book_worm]

8. Donald has ordered something like this for taking him down PA Avenue:

[tazkcmo]

14. Dang!

That Pope can palm a baby!

[FarCenter]

10. Trump's 'Cadillac One' limo will have tear gas cannon, shotgun: report

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/313928-trumps-cadillac-one-will-be-stocked-with-bottles-of-emergency-blood

The “Cadillac One” limousine, set to debut on Inauguration Day, will replace a fleet of nearly a dozen limos that have served President Obama since 2009, Autoweek reported.

[TexasBushwhacker]

28. I'm pretty sure Obama's limos were armored too

I don't know about tear gas cannons though.

[madokie]

11. I doubt seriously the mo'fo

can walk a city block. He'll be in a sound proofed whatever that will be carrying him, that you can bet on.

[dalton99a]

18. Eh, he is "the healthiest individual ever elected"

[Tanuki]

38. Staypuft Marshmallow Man

[hunter]

43. Perhaps the windows will be entirely blacked out...

Look at all the people cheering, Sir!

(Cheering crowd sounds from the limo speakers. Images of enthusiastic crowds on the limo's TV monitor...)

Trump squints his eyes and can't see anything through the glass. He pushes the switch to roll down the windows. The child lock is on and nothing happens...

Um, I can't see anything...

(Aides feign a look of panicked concern...)

Oh, um, um, oh yes. This is great! I am great! It's great to be President!

Yes Sir!

[madokie]

44. You got it

[greatauntoftriplets]

12. Rain is predicted for Friday.

I bet he'll be happy that it lets him hide out in the limo.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. I hope it's a nor'easter that completely swamps everything.

No parade, no bands, just pouring rain.

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. Same here.

Maybe sleet, too, so his hair gets blown in all directions.

[LeftInTX]

42. Freezing rain would ruin it for everyone

[bdamomma]

15. him walk???

no he won't. I really doubt it. His arm candy will not do it either.

[Squinch]

17. My bet is no.

[HipChick]

19. He's all talk and an coward..

my bet is no

[Uponthegears]

20. "Perp"

Is not spelled "i-n-a-u-g-u-r-a-l"

[brettdale]

22. His entrance will be different

Not sure how, but he wont do the usual.

It will be all about HIM

[Uponthegears]

23. As long as they shut the

cell door once he's in, it's all good.

[Buns_of_Fire]

49. My humble suggestion: Strap a Jetpack model H202-Z to his ass.

That'll give him 33 seconds to make it to the WH -- if he doesn't imbed himself into the side of a building along the way.

EXCITEMENT! EXCITEMENT!

[Warpy]

24. Forecast says afternoon rain

so unless he gets it done quickly in the morning, he'll be hiding in his limo while the clouds open up.

[truebluegreen]

31. Oath is at noon; the walk is after.

[izzybella]

25. He will be wherever he can watch the news coverage of himself.

[northoftheborder]

26. Will he wear his red cap?

It's usually windy outside on this day, not good for hairdo's. Maybe he'll wear a Monopoly style Top Hat!!! or a golden crown to secure his locks.

[rickford66]

27. He will ride in a "Popemobile" for safety.

[liberal N proud]

29. The walk would kill him

Then he would hold the record for having the shortest term.

[truebluegreen]

30. Hide. He has already said

he wants to shorten up the procedure so he is skipping the walk.
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Probably doesn't have the stamina anyway.

[CentralMass]

34. Clearly a "low energy" sort of President

[NCTraveler]

32. Trump needs to stay in the car.

He should stay sheltered and increase his personal security team bigly. He has taken shots at the FBI, CIA, disrespected senior member of the armed forces, etc. He has no impulse control and is unstable. These groups are very aware of that. The last thing we need is for this guy to go down as a martyr and for the blame to be directed at us.

[milestogo]

33. He will be flanked by a gaggle of Russian Hookers

as he sashays down the avenue.

[FSogol]

50. and the hookers have been drinking water all morning....

[gwheezie]

35. He said he's not walking

Is Melania going to show up?

[doc03]

36. Why not use one of these thrones

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[madamesilverspurs]

37. If it rains, limo.

If it doesn't rain, limo.


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[Old Vet]

39. I have a standing bet with some people they cant egg this asshole.....

I can assure everyone there will be eggs everywhere, 100%

[yellowcanine]

40. I doubt he has the stamina.

[hatrack]

41. Walk? Him?

Pfffffttttt . . . .

[Gothmog]

45. He is too fat and out of shape to walk

[jmowreader]

46. Neither. MRAP.

They're going to have to carry Trumpolini through the parade in an armored vehicle - and there are only two reasons why they won't put him in an Abrams Tank:

Reason 1: The Park Service said, "no Abrams Tanks on DC streets because we don't want to repair the damage from ground pressure."
Reason 2: The Bad Year Blimp won't fit through any of the hatches.

[hamsterjill]

47. He will make his kids walk.

He may get out briefly and wave, but if anyone walks, it will be the kids and their spouses.

[Vinca]

48. Maybe he's ordered a solid gold throne on a platform and will be carried through

the streets of Washington by foreign workers he imported for his hotels.