If this doesn't make you smile nothing will

[Generator]

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/russian-hooker-who-had-sex-with-donald-trump-mocks-his-tiny-penis/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=socialnetwork


A 22-year sex worker named Ivana Kamensky, claims she was one of the prostitutes who had sexual intercourse with Donald Trump in Moscow in 2011, adding that the American President had the smallest penis she had ever seen.

“Many parts of his body are too small, not only his hands,” she told the Moscow Daily Herald. “I’ve slept with hundreds of men and I’ve seen some small penises, but he’s by far the smallest I’ve ever seen.”

[WhiteTara]

1. But he is a big ass. nt

[milestogo]

2. Nice to get a professional opinion

What is underage in Russia, anyway?

[Cha]

16. lol

[randr]

3. Makes her 16 or 17 at time of alleged trumping

[Generator]

4. Alleged trumping!

Story could be crap of course but it just reminds me of old "one ball" Hitler. The world pays for these shortcomings.

[calimary]

10. Man, that's a good one, Generator.

"The world pays for these shortcomings."

Yep, that's about the size of it.

[kairos12]

5. Maybe Drumpt will end up in a penal system. Maybe a small one.

[amuse bouche]

6. I hope people show up with this at his

illegitimate installation

[Jacob Boehme]

8. Donald says: My Thingie might be small.... but I'm still proud of it! Baaaaaah

[Gothmog]

9. Small hands and smaller other parts

[Wounded Bear]

11. He's the one who bragged about it...nt

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

12. If this is real, I fear for her safety.

So, no smile from me.

OK, maybe a little one.

[JI7]

13. even if she is lying i still believe it happened

just with someone else instead.

[malaise]

14. Would explain a lot

[Cha]

15. That explains that

[retread]

17. Hmmmm